Married at First Sight UK #13 Mark's alright, Luke picked a fight, someone free Georges from Mrs UPTIGHT!

[pommobear]

PLEASE LORD WILL YE DELIVER US FROM THE SQUATTING.

 

[gimm3more]

Why does Georges flat look like the apartment they’re staying in for the experiment ffs

 

[Miss Begotten]

PLEASE LORD WILL YE DELIVER US FROM THE SQUATTING.

AND ELLA DRONING ON ABOUT SEX

 

[call.me.coco]

I don’t talk about sex with my nan. Anyone else?

 

[Jt2020]

Whoever said on the thread last night that Rozz’s whole personality is sex was so right!!

 

[wordzalad]

Peggy and the squatting, Ella and sex

Change the fucking record

 

[pommobear]

Maybe Georges will finally get to dip his wick.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

omg Ella people just don't want to shag you ok!

 

[Penisdlite]

I can’t imagine talking to my nana about whether I’ve had sex or not. I mean she’s dead, but still!

 

[malibu skies]

God I’m starving

 

[pommobear]

I don’t talk about sex with my nan. Anyone else?

My nan thinks the word "knackered" counts as swearing.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Nan laying down the law about sex. Is EVERYONE pre-occupied by sex on this show? Except Peggy of course.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Maybe Georges will finally get to dip his wick.

I reckon there’s more chance of Tom Hardy turning up at my front door to whisk me off for a fortnight of unspeakable debauchery

 

[Danielle0120]

I've zoned out

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Maybe Georges will finally get to dip his wick.

With Ella's nan

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Stop fucking talking over him Erica!

 

[Diagnosis123]

Scissor me, baby

 

[observerisshe]

Sorry haven’t read everything on this thread so not sure if it’s been mentioned but what’s wrong with Tasha’s teeth?

Crack cocaine

 

[mozzarellagirl]

fucking hell, jordans probably aged 40 years from this show

 

[gimm3more]

I mean Ella’s nana is right but GIRL WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH HER