Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[Princessax]

Didn’t realise bake off wasn’t finished til 9:15 , see yas soon!

 

[Kas01980]

The irony of SPH tidying his beard when the rest of his face is fucked

 

[GossWhore]

Matt and Whitney

Spoiler: #WHATT the duck

 

[malibu skies]

State of that eyeshadow palette though if I knew I was going on telly I’d clean it up a bit

The eyeshadow palette is in better condition than her marriage

 

[crispycrunch]

God the acting is worse than in a porn movie!

Did you call for a plumber

 

[Clovis]

I do not need to see a closeup of Matt's pot belly.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

I thought Matt spent all his time working out? Look at the gut on him!

 

[docmum]

Would anyone else be chuffed if people fancied their partner in that situation? (Obviously if ‘people’ wasn’t titney)

 

[aimzalicious]

me strolling in from Bake Off, conveniantly missing the showing of The Growl™

 

[Miss Begotten]

Omg is Gemma deluded?! He has the ick so bad babes

Why would she think someone who clearly has no interest in her will suddenly decide he wants to shag her? And why would she want him to?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Eurgh put a top on when you’re ironing do you want to burn your pot belly?

 

[Nijinsky_92]

I thought Matt spent all his time working out? Look at the gut on him!

Steroid belly

 

[iieee]

Why is Matt even here when he's admitted he has no interest in Gemma

 

[Instacol]

Are they actually going to be allowed to continue as a new couple? Surely not

 

[Turmeric123]

Whitney the Yorkshire Terrier

 

[calmyourritas]

Adrian absolutely kills me with his reactions to Thomas living for the drama

 

[J2607]

Eurgh put a top on when you’re ironing do you want to burn your pot belly?

He always films his reels topless too, so cringe, like Jake Quickenden.

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Ok don't hate me but.... I think if Matt was off camera and maybe didn't growl and open his mouth very much.... He could maybe be decent enough to chat to... Maybe hang out with in the same group sorta vibe
I'm off to hide now

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Matt and Whitney

Spoiler: #WHATT the duck

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I can hear this photo

 

[Princess of Scots]

Poundshop Naomi Campbell ahahaha