Married At First Sight UK #11 The extra H in JoHnathan stands for Haribos

[gummy-bear]

I AM READYYYYY!

 

[Nijinsky_92]

No because I CANNOT look at sph when he's paused with his mouth wide open like that

 

[malibu skies]

The bleeping growl

 

[boohoohun2]

There was NO need to show that grunt again

 

[Miss Begotten]

Why do they keep showing us the growl?
And why have I just read 3 pages about swinging and butt plugs?

 

[Princess of Scots]

Evening all.
Told my mum about why SPH is called that. We were fuckin howling about it and came back from college to shepherd's pie for dinner as that's all we've been thinking about.

Got aero caramel for snack.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

As a mum would your worst fear not be something happening to your kids not a stranger not wanting to bang you?

 

[Now I get it]

Brace yourselves for the growl Fred Fam

Putting the speaker on for it pray for me

 

[crispycrunch]

Jordan was funny with WHATT

 

[Turmeric123]

Jordan was funny with WHATT

Mitney too

 

[Clovis]

Jesus, they're all such bad actors. I can almost hear the producers feeding them lines off camera.

 

[Shinythings]

Lol at the deliberate advertising with the toothpaste.

 

[theyalljustwindmeup]

God the acting is worse than in a porn movie!

 

[Behelzabobs]

Omg omg omg even my husband is watching

 

[franmargio]

“Bloody good match” she says haha

 

[calmyourritas]

State of that eyeshadow palette though if I knew I was going on telly I’d clean it up a bit

 

[theGC]

Does anyone else think Matt and Whitney have been at it before this and the producers have found out

 

[LittleMissOnions]

If we thought her clothes stank, look at the state of Gemma’s make up

 

[gummy-bear]

Omg is Gemma deluded?! He has the ick so bad babes

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

There is no light Matt wants to see Gemma in!