Married At First Sight UK #10 What's the WiFi password mate? a.r.l.o sh3p3rdsp1e

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LittleMissOnions said:
We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.
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ALWAYS said I would love a wife. I’d explain about the one thing I’d miss if I did have a wife, but I’d be getting in to Gemma territory…!
 
Georgia1970 said:
Me too - I wonder if I'll be able to watch in Dubai on my ipad - anybody know please??
Why wouldn't Matt let Shinita (or whatever her name is) talk, he spoke over her which shows what kind of person he is - his way or the highway... I liked him to begin with but he seems a wanker. Oh, and does he EVER use flamin' cutlery? Every time he's eating he's pulling his food apart with his hands, dirty bleeder.
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I watch when I’m away with a VPN
 
LittleMissOnions said:
We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.
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Lesbians have loads and loads of sex to begin with.
Until about six months in, and then we just watch reality TV in onesies.
 
So Haribo doesn’t want his woman to put on weight but also doesn’t want her to lift weights. 🤔 god does he know anything?! Such a shame cos I thought they were good together, my vagina would be slamming shut after that conversation. Sophie is beautiful I think she looks like Caggie Dunlop from early made in Chelsea.

Why April is continuing with George I do not know, he must be the fastest person to go from sexy to ick in any programme ever. She has to be in it for fame, surely she doesn’t actually want to continue with this psychopath.

As for Whitney, considering she thinks a lot of herself and can afford a boob job why wouldn’t she sort those eyebrows out?!

This is the best thread on tattle!
 
Thank(space)you said:
I don't understand why Whitney was annoyed with his compliments.

Tonight's ep is so dry
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Call me devils advocate but if my partner was tasked with writing the things he loves about me and said "you're considerate... you're not loud in the morning and don't wake me up" I'd be a bit put out. Don't get me wrong, I think Whitney is a piece of tit but Duka is so one dimensional
 
LunaLovegood said:
So Haribo doesn’t want his woman to put on weight but also doesn’t want her to lift weights. 🤔 god does he know anything?! Such a shame cos I thought they were good together, my vagina would be slamming shut after that conversation. Sophie is beautiful I think she looks like Caggie Dunlop from early made in Chelsea.

Why April is continuing with George I do not know, he must be the fastest person to go from sexy to ick in any programme ever. She has to be in it for fame, surely she doesn’t actually want to continue with this psychopath.

As for Whitney, considering she thinks a lot of herself and can afford a boob job why wouldn’t she sort those eyebrows out?!

This is the best thread on tattle!
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OMG Sophie totally has that Caggie Dunlop vibe. She was gorgeous. I wonder what happened to her.
 
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