Married At First Sight UK #10 What's the WiFi password mate? a.r.l.o sh3p3rdsp1e

[Thank(space)you]

I'm still in shock anyone can find Whitney attractive

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Inside the MAFS production meeting brainstorming next years applications, shall we show the expensive weddings and honeymoons before calling for the next set of idiots, no, let’s show them slagging each other off and allegations of cheating, that will have the nutters beating down the doors!

So who’s going for it….

 

[Greta22]

He’s a bleeping martyr trying to make out he cares about everyone else but himself. Cock

I wonder what his ex wife’s side of the story is

 

[pommynoir]

Am I the only one who still likes Johnathan? I feel like mansplaining tradies is my thing if my fiancé is anything to go by

 

[Turmeric123]

Savaloy! Bumbuminnit

If I'm honest *insert lie here*

 

[giftedyoumeangrifted]

No way would Titney go for Crayola Face Painted Pipped Potato man in real life!!! That’s a scripted storyline for sure!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Yeah, sure. Let's all bleeping apply and make fools of ourselves on telly!

I’m game I’d keep mentioning face sitting so you’d all know it was me.

 

[Moongirl69]

Have a drink every time:
April cries
Thomas screeches
Gemma mentions sex

 

[Georgia1970]

I’m away on holiday next week ffs

Me too - I wonder if I'll be able to watch in Dubai on my ipad - anybody know please??
Why wouldn't Matt let Shinita (or whatever her name is) talk, he spoke over her which shows what kind of person he is - his way or the highway... I liked him to begin with but he seems a wanker. Oh, and does he EVER use flamin' cutlery? Every time he's eating he's pulling his food apart with his hands, dirty bleeder.

 

[crispycrunch]

Never thought SPH head would be shitney's type. Bet she likes it aggressive rough in bed cause I can't see SPH being gentle!! He'll stick his cock in any hole that dirty bastard

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Man's dropping mad rhymes
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[docmum]

60 minute gaslighting emotionally obsessive crazy-tit rollercoaster
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‘If you would like to apply for the next series of married at first sight…’

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Matt . . . channelling his inner Onslow.

If he wasn't already SPH he would have definitely been nicknamed Onslow.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.

 

[malibu skies]

We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.

 

[aimzalicious]

I need an ex of SPH to come out with a story to the Daily Fail or something. I need to know more about him because he's like a car crash - awful but you can't help but stare and think what the hell happened there. How the hell did he become so weird. Also I wonder how his mums doing with her chemo???

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.

This is a deal breaker ... are you vegan?

 

[docmum]

Jordan staring at Matt and Gemma arguing

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jordan reading the envelope under their door and being surprised to read his own name on it told us everything there is between those ears..

 

[Miss Begotten]

We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.

*elbows everyone else out of the way*
Hell, yes I’ll do it. As long as there’s no shagging, no poetry and I get a holiday.

 

[iieee]

We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.

I'm sorry I cannot, I have 2 little heartbeats to think of