Married At First Sight UK #10 What's the WiFi password mate? a.r.l.o sh3p3rdsp1e

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Does anyone believe this shitney and WiFi drama? They were not a couple I’d ever match together apart from them both being arseholes. I was starting to think it might have been WiFi and Waitrose when she said she trains with him and duka.

April and George are the biggest melts I’ve ever seen! I wish they would stop giving them air time…i even stared at the ceiling tonight when they were on because it was more interesting than her constant crying and his awful jealousy
 
We are pretty much all female on here right? Anyone fancy being a fake lesbian? I quite like the idea of 8 weeks away from cooking and cleaning, solve the cost of living crisis in one swoop, pretty sure by now we’ve worked out what the producers are looking for and we could work our way in there.
but do we have to be vegan ? :ROFLMAO: because i do like my meat :ROFLMAO:
 
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Kwame doesn’t fancy his wife but he isn’t gonna turn down free sex. All of his compliments are so lack lustre, he rarely genuinely compliments her on her looks.

Gemma’s husband clearly has a look he goes for and it isn’t Gemma, seen this type before, big beefy men, all their time in the gym like their women to be teeny tiny, doesn’t matter if they are actually fit or sporty long as they wear the right gear and have obvious enhancements.

Whitney’s tits are awful, look rock hard and far too big for her frame, 90s pornstar tits to go with her tit personality.




This show is really entertaining but think they experts are trolling the audience with these matches.
 
i was quite suprised by tonights episode, considering its 2022, 2 wives cleaning and one wife cooking,so much for equal rights. i thinks keisa's done kwame,hes like a different person. Gemma getting quieter and Matt getting more obnoxious by each episode and adrian still wearing half a handcuff ,zoe looking like she can turn milk sour and george is batshit crazy, cant wait for monday
 
George = red flags with a few actions tonight yet I think April did the damage by kissing someone on their honeymoon, he was never ever going to get over that. They need to go their separate ways, George back to his kids and April back to looking fame.

Again I don't want to come across as defending him coz he completely gives me the ick but haven't we all tried to investigate potential love interests, I know iv tried to get facts on lads iv went on dates with just to see if there's a secret wife or partner he's keeping from me. So if I Google someone and their name pops up with articles hell yea I'm reading that

Haribo really annoyed me when asked what he thought was sexy about Sophie and he hmmmm'd n haaaaaa'd before making a general comment about finding faces sexy, Sophie is bleeping stunning and he should be worshipping her feet.

Matt can duck right off too, quite obvious from tonight that he's there for 'fame n fortune' ye don't go on MAFS to spend time alone or out wirh the boys. Yes Gemma is crude and she has issues she needs to sort through but matt is one absol bellend. Also who finds our their mum has a terminal cancer and decides to duck off from her side for weeks just to be on a TV show.

Aidan is everything and more give that king his crown


Soooooo glad I got that off me chest
 
I didn’t like Gemma at first but I feel really sorry for her now. Matt is a proper hole. I reckon he was messing with her head behind the scenes because she just looks genuinely bewildered and confused by the way he treats her when they’re with the rest of the group.

It does amuse me how much he clearly loves himself when in reality his hair is ridiculous and his face looks like a toddler scribbled on it.
 
I love love love Adrian and Zoe! Also kind of love Thomas as much as he’s clearly a complete nightmare. He and Adrian have the most adorable dynamic.

Gemma is SO annoying but SPH is a nasty piece of work. I kind of believe her that he was giving mixed messages and messing with her head.

April is fake and just there for the fame but George is a creep and a control freak.

Whitney I’m actually on the fence about. Her communication is shocking but I felt sorry for her when she was saying she is trying to change and be different. Duka’s likes and dislikes were all in relation to how she serves him. She doesn’t make him coffee enough, but she lets him have his little lie ins… what? I’d be annoyed by that too.
 
Call me devils advocate but if my partner was tasked with writing the things he loves about me and said "you're considerate... you're not loud in the morning and don't wake me up" I'd be a bit put out. Don't get me wrong, I think Whitney is a piece of tit but Duka is so one dimensional
She's been such a horror though, she's luck he could find anything to say 😂
 
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