Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

In my defence I wrote that before I knew his entire family tree was R.I.P.

I stand by your comment. He may have had a bit of a tit time bit it don’t make him hot
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duck off she’s reading a poem

 

[G&Tjustforme]

NO Fricken way is she 43!!! I’m 10 yrs older & I look younger!!!

 

[Miss Begotten]

In my defence I wrote that before I knew his entire family tree was R.I.P.

I feel sorrier for him knowing he’s about to be married to the insane crystal woman than I do about his family.

 

[EnoughAlready]

She’s going to terrify him!

 

[Diagnosis123]

The Dorothy to his Tin Man

 

[Miss Begotten]

She’s going to terrify him!

I know she wants a massive shagger but she’s going to scare her bridegroom so much his genitals will retract inside his body never to be seen again.

 

[MooBelle]

Despite myself I actually have high hopes for these two.

 

[Clovis]

"A breath of fresh air". Well, that's one way to describe Lucinda...

 

[Dogtanian]

I quite fancy her, I love hippy earthy women.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He wants someone with a massive heart. She wants someone with a massive shlong what could possibly go wrong?

 

[malibu skies]

He wants someone with a massive heart. She wants someone with a massive shlong what could possibly go wrong?

Are you quoting from her poem?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

He wants someone with a massive heart. She wants someone with a massive shlong what could possibly go wrong?

Oh they like big organs……..that’s the match!!! Lock it in

 

[EnoughAlready]

I know she wants a massive shagger but she’s going to scare her bridegroom so much his genitals will retract inside his body never to be seen again.

And then she’ll get her notebook out afterwards and write down, “Vanilla knobber without the knob”

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Are you quoting from her poem?

She inspired me to get all poetic .

 

[Its_Me]

The actual duck is that necklace?
Also, 'wind celebrant ' duck OFF.

lol she’s a wedding celebrant but I thought she said women celebrant there so she might wanna work on that, she over pronounces her words to the point they’re incoherent

 

[Turmeric123]

Evening all Im just catching up

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the experts say at the beginning they are quite good at getting it right with good results… mmm not so sure

 

[Princess of Scots]

Jack's a wank already. The hair says it all

 

[MooBelle]

Yup, Harrison junior.
Exciting.

 

[aimzalicious]

Anyone who calls themself an alpha isn't an alpha