Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

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There’s definitely one older groom, 62 year old who kept saying that people say he doesn’t look 62. Spoiler alert-he does! 😆

Didn’t notice any other older groom though, and the oldest bride is in her early 50s 👀

The man who gets married to the hippy woman on tomorrows preview looks early 50s I’d say so that must leave the pink haired one for the 62yr old, although I’m sure on her into she was only in her 40s!
 
They both have something to do with Columbia- quick let’s put them together!
Howling

My recap

Hoops Jr is giving ape, in a kinda Jack Fowler way.

Lucinda is a fanny. That was the first thing my mum and I said to each other after her first VT

Scroll woman is a fanny too

Tim is definitely that guy who mentions that he lived in Thailand and Bali at every given opportunity. Definitely the type of guy who only went to Thailand to drop acid at a full moon party and shag a ladyboy and considers himself to have had an life altering experience

Why are they all so posh this year?

Glad to know me and my mum weren't the only ones who had gay vibes for Michael.

Tim's best mans fuckin mullet 😭. It's giving Amish
 
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Howling

My recap

Hoops Jr is giving ape, in a kinda Jack Fowler way.

Lucinda is a fanny. That was the first thing my mum and I said to each other after her first VT

Scroll woman is a fanny too

Tim is definitely that guy who mentions that he lived in Thailand and Bali at every given opportunity. Definitely the type of guy who only went to Thailand to drop acid at a full moon party and shag a ladyboy and considers himself to have had an life altering experience

Why are they all so posh this year?

Glad to know me and my mum weren't the only ones who had gay vibes for Michael.

Tim's best mans fuckin mullet 😭. It's giving Amish

I thought scroll woman was Lucinda. The hippy dippy one who wanted a high functioning erection? 😆
 
Did I see on here that Belinda's managed to bag herself a millionaire? I'm not sure whether she's punching up or he's punching down.
Hello my darlings, Dogtanian's been released back into the community with his repertoire of borderline perverted 'jokes' for this series. Love x
Aye and he's like 20 years her senior and got the jail for crossing state borders during COVID restrictions
 
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