Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

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FenellaTheWitch said:
Just caught up with the weeks events.

I am assuming that Jayden and Eden decided to say Jayden had seen all the texts just to take the pressure of Eden? Jayden had said to blame him?
If so, he's gone up in my estimation.

Saaaraaah though ... what a piece of work!!
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I wondered that. Although it still all feels so shoe horned in. Does her ex even exist? If so, I doubt his girlfriend of six years is still with him after this.

Did anyone else think Eden's face looked different in the last episode? Her lips in particular?
 
Although I do love Paul Rudd so now I’m conflicted. Shame you can’t hear the little song. 🤣 and excuse/ ignore me, I’m bored, with no MAFSA on. So thought I’d try posting a pic. ☺
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I've just spam watched Wed and Thurs episode, man Tin man is growing on me.... him and Tristan are adorable.
Jack is a bleep, even calling him a glazed ham is an afront to the beauty that is glazed hams.
Jack also 100% has read those incel alpha male Andrew cuntface Tate books/podcasts on how to influence conversations.
WHY THE duck DOES EVERYONE SHY AWAY FROM TELLING JACK HE'S A DICK

Lauren is a queen, her red dress is amazing, ngl Saras dress is amazing too.

Eden wtf are you wearing? that neckline with those necklaces, complete ick. also whoever is your filler person is preforming crimes against humanity.

Jayden STFU.

Sara just bleeping apologise.

Why is Ridge starting to look hot af?
 
Drea1984 said:
I am constantly stunned by their inability to apologise on this show.
That nasty pig Jack - just say sorry!! Lauren - I am sorry for requesting you be muzzled, Tristan, I am sorry for calling you a whale.
Also Sarah- sorry Tim. I did wrong & I apologise.
But no. No apology.
Baffles me. No manners, no decency.
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It's just weird.

Jack with his 'I lost sleep over this' and handing Tristan a voucher for supplements? duck right off. You could see Timothy just wanted to smash his face in but accepted Tristan was accepting.

Saaaraaah is just something else. Not once did she care about Tim. It was all damage limitation as far as she was concerned.
 
Just like you @Ginnyjo I'm still watching last night's episode..... only as far as Jack giving Tristan the voucher and keyring yet. But omg - is Tristan seriously falling for this tit ?? If he genuinely is then imo there is no actual hope for him - I understand your past can influence you for a long time, but really it's time to let it go and move forward....he is NOT that overweight teenager anymore . Tin man Timothy isn't having a bar of it - hopefully he can speak to Tristan and tell him how he saw that situation, and hopefully Tristan will listen to his dad. 🤞
 
Beetlemania said:
Just like you @Ginnyjo I'm still watching last night's episode..... only as far as Jack giving Tristan the voucher and keyring yet. But omg - is Tristan seriously falling for this tit ?? If he genuinely is then imo there is no actual hope for him - I understand your past can influence you for a long time, but really it's time to let it go and move forward....he is NOT that overweight teenager anymore . Tin man Timothy isn't having a bar of it - hopefully he can speak to Tristan and tell him how he saw that situation, and hopefully Tristan will listen to his dad. 🤞
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I think it's as the experts said in that he has looked for acceptance from the Jacks in this world since school. It's very powerful. Timothy could see right through that tit.
 
I’m finally up to speed. I have to say, that revelation from Eden was overhyped but I’m a bit unsure how SaraH is even still on this?! Like babe, you’re not into toofy, just let him go. And stop huffing and puffing at him for not reacting just as you want him to. Equally tho, he needs to get a bloody grip and leave. Flannel. A hot flannel but a flannel nonetheless. Jayden is such a twit, I wish he’d shut the duck up… and get a haircut. Alsoooo yes, whoever said Cassandra is into Tim is right imo.
Lauren was bleeping hilarious, she’s so funny. Appreciate her for saving this entire series, because everyone else is boring and shite, other than Tim Man, who is divine. (Unlike sneaky Lucinda who is an underhand witch and I can’t believe that anyone buys into her hippy dippy lovely act….)
Jack is just the most appalling prince of tit and I am so SO annoyed that he’s going to latch onto this SaraH bullshit to slither his snakey way out of any wrongdoing. Slippery bleeping bastard, body shaming prick. Ridge impressed me with that situation, he was having NONE of it. Quite fancy ridge accidentally 😂
Agree with a post upthread, it’s mad how no one apologises! Cmon guys, who raised you?!
Jade has a surprising amount to say for a newbie. No keeping her head down there 👀
 
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Offish said:
I’m finally up to speed. I have to say, that revelation from Eden was overhyped but I’m a bit unsure how SaraH is even still on this?! Like babe, you’re not into toofy, just let him go. And stop huffing and puffing at him for not reacting just as you want him to. Equally tho, he needs to get a bloody grip and leave. Flannel. A hot flannel but a flannel nonetheless. Jayden is such a twit, I wish he’d shut the duck up… and get a haircut. Alsoooo yes, whoever said Cassandra is into Tim is right imo.
Lauren was bleeping hilarious, she’s so funny. Appreciate her for saving this entire series, because everyone else is boring and shite, other than Tim Man, who is divine. (Unlike sneaky Lucinda who is an underhand witch and I can’t believe that anyone buys into her hippy dippy lovely act….)
Jack is just the most appalling prince of tit and I am so SO annoyed that he’s going to latch onto this SaraH bullshit to slither his snakey way out of any wrongdoing. Slippery bleeping bastard, body shaming prick. Ridge impressed me with that situation, he was having NONE of it. Quite fancy ridge accidentally 😂
Agree with a post upthread, it’s mad how no one apologises! Cmon guys, who raised you?!
Jade has a surprising amount to say for a newbie. No keeping her head down there 👀
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Why do you think Lucinda is sneaky and an underhand witch?
 
I have two further thoughts that I am sure everyone is dying to hear;
There is NO WAY Lucinda is only 43, not a chance.
It is, in my humble opinion, unhinged behaviour from Jade to introduce Ridge to her young daughter after a matter of weeks. That’s completely irresponsible and lacking in emotional intelligence.
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orangehead said:
Why do you think Lucinda is sneaky and an underhand witch?
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I have since edited, witch was too harsh. I just don’t believe she’s what she’s making herself out to be. She’s made a few comments that I considered to be quite nasty (can’t think of exact examples right now!) and it’s just put me off her. Plus she hugged Jack. Can’t trust someone who is out there hugging a glazed Christmas ham 😂
 
Offish said:
I have two further thoughts that I am sure everyone is dying to hear;
There is NO WAY Lucinda is only 43, not a chance.
It is, in my humble opinion, unhinged behaviour from Jade to introduce Ridge to her young daughter after a matter of weeks. That’s completely irresponsible and lacking in emotional intelligence.
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I have since edited, witch was too harsh. I just don’t believe she’s what she’s making herself out to be. She’s made a few comments that I considered to be quite nasty (can’t think of exact examples right now!) and it’s just put me off her. Plus she hugged Jack. Can’t trust someone who is out there hugging a glazed Christmas ham 😂
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I’ll pay closer attention to what she says next time I watch. Some parts are so boring my eyes glaze over like they’re Jack and I don’t pay enough attention 😂
 
Tbf I went on Lucinda's Instagram and she is very much a happy hippy, and in the pics for where she's a marriage celebrant she looks esp gorgeous when dressed down and not is such out there clothes.

I'm convinced that the way things are going that Jack and Tori will be the only ones that even make it to final vows!! And they'll be unbearable cos they'll feel like they've "won".
 
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