Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

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Evesdropping said:
Guys I never comment on this thread as I'm always watching on catchup (7.30pm wtf?) but I enjoy all of your hilarious commentary.

Just needed to break my silence to echo what many have already seen Lauren is a queen and should be protected at all costs. I howled at her glazed ham line 🤣.
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She's brilliant isn't she, and to think I thought she was going to annoy me at the beginning.
 
muffintop13 said:
I’m sorry for all the likes spam (and I’m still three threads behind) but it took me until thread 6 to realise who Toothy Tim reminded me of. It’s bleeping Mr Sparkle.

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I see this guy instead

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Robot Lady said:
Yep, he definitely gives some Neanderthal vibes. I can’t put my finger on what it is but his proportions are off.
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he‘s a Thai boxer I think and it looks to me like he’s had bones in his face broken several times and they’ve healed in a mushy way.
Jaden grates on me. He seems to think that he is always right and there is only one way to be right so he’s like a bull in a china shop. From the timeline posted before, I reckon he saw Sarah’s text messages when she sent them to Eden and wanted to tell Tim immediately. I bet he was pressuring Eden all week to spill the beans and she was torn between him and her friend, which was why she was in such a flap at the retreat.

Jack is a total fanny. He has no clue what a laughable tool he is. He would be instantly dismissible if he didn’t have such a desire and capacity to really hurt people.

Tori is IMO equally toxic. She’s a massive try hard and her unbridled delight and revelling in other people’s problems is a really nasty trait. She’s also thick as mince if she can’t see that Jack is a wrongun and each time she excuses his twattery she takes another massive stride away from the boss witch she desperately wants to be.

Really hope that Mel’s treatment is successful and she’s well soon. Horrible disease.
 
AyiaKnacker said:
Jack is a total fanny. He has no clue what a laughable tool he is. He would be instantly dismissible if he didn’t have such a desire and capacity to really hurt people.
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agreed! He’s also thick as tit if he thinks “this is what a man does” when he gave Tristan the gift vouchers for supplements 😤🖕 I hope the ixperts rip him a new one tonight!
 
AyiaKnacker said:
he‘s a Thai boxer I think and it looks to me like he’s had bones in his face broken several times and they’ve healed in a mushy way.
Jaden grates on me. He seems to think that he is always right and there is only one way to be right so he’s like a bull in a china shop. From the timeline posted before, I reckon he saw Sarah’s text messages when she sent them to Eden and wanted to tell Tim immediately. I bet he was pressuring Eden all week to spill the beans and she was torn between him and her friend, which was why she was in such a flap at the retreat.

Jack is a total fanny. He has no clue what a laughable tool he is. He would be instantly dismissible if he didn’t have such a desire and capacity to really hurt people.

Tori is IMO equally toxic. She’s a massive try hard and her unbridled delight and revelling in other people’s problems is a really nasty trait. She’s also thick as mince if she can’t see that Jack is a wrongun and each time she excuses his twattery she takes another massive stride away from the boss witch she desperately wants to be.

Really hope that Mel’s treatment is successful and she’s well soon. Horrible disease.
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I noticed that with Tori even at the hen do tbh, when Lucinda was being all over excited and happy she was trying to make sarky faced eye contact with the other girls to take the piss out of her, she was always going to be a problem 🤷‍♀️
 
InstaHunDone said:
Personally, I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft barge pole but I think to be fair to Lucinda she hasn't been afraid to call him out and for the most part has had Tin Man's back when he's called him out too. Its like she wasn't going to be a witch and join the clique. You can not approve of things someone does and still be nice to them.

But she is a better person than I am!
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I cannot believe I've not been here for the whole series 🫣 I've been so busy this time round. I think Lucinder just has a very pure heart and she's older and wiser than the rest.

She knows how to carry herself.
 
Whenever Tori speaks I get an almost irresistible urge to shut my eyes as I cannot stand all the gurning and hand flapping she does.

Why does she bite both her top and bottom lip together simultaneously so much, alternated by a slight pursing of her lips or showing her tongue moving round her mouth?

Why all the hand movements in front of her face, constantly touching her lips, playing with her ‘wedding’ ring, splaying her fingers as wide as she can, crab claw pincer movements all over the place? Doesn’t help that she seems to have such long fingers.

Drives me up the wall.
 
kipperthedog said:
Whenever Tori speaks I get an almost irresistible urge to shut my eyes as I cannot stand all the gurning and hand flapping she does.

Why does she bite both her top and bottom lip together simultaneously so much, alternated by a slight pursing of her lips or showing her tongue moving round her mouth?

Why all the hand movements in front of her face, constantly touching her lips, playing with her ‘wedding’ ring, splaying her fingers as wide as she can, crab claw pincer movements all over the place? Doesn’t help that she seems to have such long fingers.

Drives me up the wall.
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You describe her so well!
 
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