Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

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I’m caught up!

Upset that the drama they like to tease us with was nowhere to be found.

Tristan being gaslit by the glazed ham with nipples gave me soooooo much rage. His self esteem is in his boots and Jack just completely took advantage.

Lauren is an absolute queen her face and one liners are really all that’s keeping me invested at this stage

SaraHHHHH is shady as duck

euuurrrrgggh it’s all just a bit scripted and boring this year isn’t it? I feel like the drama is being created and written in and there’s no real passion or fireworks

still I’ll be back on Monday. Ever hopeful
 
Lauren is the one making this series watchable for me. Cassandra seems to be a decent person but she doesn't have Lauren's witty way of expressing herself. Lauren is very entertaining and I hope she gets a career boost because she deserves it (even though we all know Jono would rather be with Ellie).

Toothy Tim the millionaire should have loads of women interested in dating him so I can’t understand why he would bother to continue with Sara.

Jack's attempt at 'apologising' to Tristan was outrageous and will hopefully earn him another dressing down from the experts. Having said that nobody on that show should feel obliged to help Tristan with his self esteem issues, he needs a therapist not a wife to do that.
 
Re the story that Jayden saw the texts, I just assumed Eden and Jayden made that up for Eden’s sake in that it takes some of the blame away from her ie - Jayden saw the texts accidentally so that’s why it’s coming out rather than what actually happened was Eden getting the texts and then telling/showing Jayden. The blame obv should be with Sarah regardless but this way, she’s less likely to kick off at Eden if she thinks the texts were seen accidentally.

I imagine a lot of people use this tactic if they’re having to confront/out someone etc.
 
Yep that's the thinking on twitter. We know SaraH is confrontational, and Eden was worried that she'd be seen as a bad friend. I do believe that cos Jayden is very much a bull in a china shop, and if he had seen those texts he would have gone straight to Sarah for a kick off. For someone who said that people misinterpret him cos he's a kickboxer and really he's soft - not sure he's shown that soft side yet.
 
Was anyone really surprised that SaraH had been meeting up with her ex anyway? I think someone called it on here the first time she shadied off for the weekend, and wouldn't show her phone to TT.

I thought Eden's mahoosive secret was going to be that Jonno had been boinking Ellie on the sly! Glad for our Queen's sake that wasn't the case
 
Made me laugh when Sara was like 'how many of you at this table hasn't cheated in the past?' erm we are talking about here and now love not in the past.

what was she expecting, like 'yeah fair play actually, crack on then' even if someone else HAS done it *ahem* JACK (speculating, obvs) it doesn't give YOU a free pass to get your kecks off because your ex strolled through town ya mucky cow :rolleyes:
 
LOVE Melinda from last season brunette 😍
 

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Caught up earlier - Tristan broke my heart 😭
He’s actually so lovely and just wants to see the best in everyone. Glad he has Timbo on his side.

Jack is an awful human.

Dickie is sick? Don’t we all know it 🤢

Sara really struggled to keep up with her own lies. What an embarrassment.

Love love love Lauren. Legend!
 
Wanting to start another season this weekend - which would you suggest? I’ve only watched this one of the Australia ones…
 
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