Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[Miss Begotten]

Jayden is giving me second hand ick through my telly. I’ve seen more chemistry between two strangers at a bus stop than I have between him and Eden.

 

[me myself and karma]

Is Jayden the only man in the world to not improve with facial hair???

 

[malibu skies]

I thought Lucinda wanted Tim man to get harder rather than softer?

 

[Moongirl69]

I've been away for the day to my second favourite city in the world. I'll be watching on catchup.

 

[Latetotheparty]

I may like Jayden tonight! I want to see him make Sara squirm and give her a tuning!

Just to be clear I don’t mean fancy in any way shape or form, or even like his personality, but I think I may like his line of questionings for Sara and I’m glad he’s the one that gets to interrogate her!

 

[unidentified]

I’m here and with an easter egg

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Ok I’ve officially reached my limit with Lucinda’s never ending sing song-y epithets

 

[Sonz1981]

Michael and Stephen left. Cass said leave, Tristan said stay (and that he’s falling in love with her). Tooth Tim said leave and Sara said stay. Ixpert John was magnificent. Hope you’re feeling better! ❤

Thank you!!! I’m better just I lost 3 days with my migraine but I’m here and raring to go again !

 

[Noppa]

Just to be clear I don’t mean fancy in any way shape or form, or even like his personality, but I think I may like his line of questionings for Sara and I’m glad he’s the one that gets to interrogate her!

Thanks for the clarification, I was about to call an ambulance to have you sectioned

 

[Webster1357]

bleeping Eden and Jayden, aka Pornstache - 'we're an amazing couple, the Ixperts think we're fantastic' - they're so cringe.

Not defending SaraH at all - but the way Pornstache is going after her in the preview, I swear he'd love to have her publicly stoned for cheating on her fake TV husband. Yeah what she did was tit, but it's a TV show at the end of the day. We know that he has a very fucked up idea of how women should be punished for being unfaithful...I actually do agree with SaraH that he needs to back the duck off

 

[Miss Begotten]

Tristan is NOT in love with Cass.
She’s just a lovely person and I think probably the first ( attractive ) woman to be kind to him and show him any interest.

 

[Aussie]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I’m here and with an easter egg

That's reminded me I have a twirl egg upstairs but I have a dog on my lap and there are rules.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

God, it’s not Dick is it?

 

[Noppa]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

It's not Ridge is it?

 

[HotDawg]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

Tim man?!

 

[unidentified]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

Jigsaw, is that you?

 

[InstaHunDone]

I have the name of one of the participants & it triggers me each episode! I just needed to get that out!

Are you Sarah or Saraaaa?

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

bleeping Eden and Jayden, aka Pornstache - 'we're an amazing couple, the Ixperts think we're fantastic' - they're so cringe.

Can we all agree that my left arse cheek has more expertise than any of these ixperts?

 

[Now I get it]

In your dreams Hoops Jr! Time to remove that tash, you're no musketeer