Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

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I’ve watched on catch up tonight as I’ve been at work then my pottery class 👵🏻

Echo what everyone else has said re EVERY SINGLE ‘RELATIONSHIP’

I did noticed some terrible editing which I’m surprised not one of you picked up on. Before Stephen and whatshisface walked to the couch it shot to dicky and Andi and they were wearing completely different clothes and supposedly reacting to the sadness
 
Hello everyone! Loving your excellent work on this thread 🙌 I’d been away for a week and caught up to Monday’s CC: Sara simply cannot stop lying, can she? She’s rather bonkers in a completely unfunny way.

Toofy Tim reminds me of (and I’ll show my age here!) of the Smiths crisps potato head from the 80s ad when all the potato’s sang “we wanna be smiths crisps” 😂

and if absolutely no one else remembers or knows wth I am talking about, it’s ok, I found a pic:
 

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I really dislike Tori for talking about Cass in relation to a position on a food chain. Vile thing to say. Therefore, I have limited sympathy for her being stuck with purple misogynist, Jack.

Andi has clearly got the ick. And I don’t blame her. She has adult children and he sits there shouting we sucked and we fucked. Plus ranking her unfavourably against women young enough to be his daughter. When will these men learn?
 
Andi has clearly got the ick. And I don’t blame her. She has adult children and he sits there shouting we sucked and we fucked. Plus ranking her unfavourably against women young enough to be his daughter. When will these men learn?

and who could blame her? Dick’s “free spirit” facade of dance like nobody’s watching , anytime, anywhere; his self perception of being a cool, alternative “OAP” might all be real & true, but nothing will mask the fact that he’s unfortunately childish, immature and old fashioned in his demands and dreams of what a relationship should be.

I hated the way he cried in front of his daughter and Andi’s mate the other day, having a completely OTT pity party for himself without acknowledgment of the part he’s played.

I’m the same age as Andi (I think) and I’m horrified by the thought that if I were in her shoes, I’d be paired with him! 🤯🤢

On a superficial note, IMO Andi’s pink hair doesn’t do her any favours. She’s got fabulous skin and is a beautifully, kind, sweetheart of a person. She deserved better than Dicky.
 
I've decided it's not worth watching if I can't watch it live alongside this thread. Zero interest.

Tbh I think the ixperts lack in any credibility at this stage - it's quite obvious that most of the couples are dead in the water. If it's not working by now, it isn't going to.

I agree with the PP about Tristan being a suicide risk - reality TV is not the place for him. It was really weird where he totally tried to deflect from Cass writing leave by telling the ixperts they looked great (his only compliment it seems, he says it on repeat). Bizarre behaviour!

I would also be worried about Andrea - she looked like she was being held hostage on the couch!

As much as I LOVE Lauren, I think her and Jonno should have been gone long ago - there is clearly zero chemistry between them, I don't understand why they get such an easy ride from the ixperts.

Sarrrrraaaaa is just awful. Her and Jack need to get in the bin and stay there until they reach landfil.
 
Another thing I don’t like is the way that Lucinda is Timothy’s unpaid therapist. The guy should be in therapy. Women are not rehabilitation centres for men. What about Lucinda’s needs? She clearly thinks a lot of him but i can’t see what she’s getting out of this relationship.
It serves Lucinda. Her putting herself in that position is her choice and it enforces her self perception. She's a perfectly willing participant in that equation.
 
I've decided it's not worth watching if I can't watch it live alongside this thread. Zero interest.

Tbh I think the ixperts lack in any credibility at this stage - it's quite obvious that most of the couples are dead in the water. If it's not working by now, it isn't going to.

I agree with the PP about Tristan being a suicide risk - reality TV is not the place for him. It was really weird where he totally tried to deflect from Cass writing leave by telling the ixperts they looked great (his only compliment it seems, he says it on repeat). Bizarre behaviour!

I would also be worried about Andrea - she looked like she was being held hostage on the couch!

As much as I LOVE Lauren, I think her and Jonno should have been gone long ago - there is clearly zero chemistry between them, I don't understand why they get such an easy ride from the ixperts.

Sarrrrraaaaa is just awful. Her and Jack need to get in the bin and stay there until they reach landfil.
Makes me laugh how they keep calling it an experiment, they're on Season 11 now and how many couples actually got married over the years? It's obviously a failed experiment haha. Cracking telly though 😂
 
Catching up on last night! Sick of all these couples not just leaving when it's obviously not going to work. #freetoothytim (and Cass and Andrea!)

Also I know she's generally well liked but sometimes I find the way Lucinda talks about Tim a bit patronising? Mainly when they're on the couch talking to the ixperts. She's not someone I warm to. Something about her feels inauthentic. But I might also just be super cynical.

I continue to remain in the Lauren fan club but golly Jono is boring. He's definitely more suited to the equally boring Ellie.
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Also very pleased Ridge is continuing his streak of being extra deece!
(and lol for a moment I posted this sentence in the books thread on tattle, where it would have made very little sense)
 
Another thing I don’t like is the way that Lucinda is Timothy’s unpaid therapist. The guy should be in therapy. Women are not rehabilitation centres for men. What about Lucinda’s needs? She clearly thinks a lot of him but i can’t see what she’s getting out of this relationship.
I 100% agree no one should have to put their own needs aside to become ‘therapists’ to their partners 😡. But Lucinda has a high level of emotional intelligence. She seems unafraid to call out behaviour she does not like and to say what she wants. I think she’s genuinely enjoying their time together and hoping it will progress, but if not she’s probably made a friend for life. She also seems quite self sufficient and I’m sure Lucinda can take care of Lucinda’s needs in her own unique ways 🤣.
It’s enough for her, for now, to enjoy those lovely hugs from the Timinator I think.
But if it doesn’t progress after this, I hope she finds someone who’ll meet her on all levels ❤️
 
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