Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[Princess of Scots]

Toothy Tim needs to grow a backbone

 

[Clovis]

Does Sara live in that damn hoody? (Apart from when she wears a sexy outfit for her ex, of course)

 

[malibu skies]

Feels like a nature documentary with all the camera wobbling

 

[MooBelle]

Loving the round of applause when Tim wrote Leave.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Three pages FRONT AND BACK

 

[me myself and karma]

If Jack was giving magical unicorn dick, I could *almost* see why Tori was putting up with the behaviour, but she's not even getting a good snogging session out of beetroot boy! It's very confusing.

 

[InstaHunDone]

The camera man quaking in his boots Blair witch style there as Tim's about to confront Sarah...

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Who hired the a level media team this season? Wobbly cameras, odd music and tit

 

[Webster1357]

Is Jayden the only man in the world to not improve with facial hair???

He would be greatly improved with one of these

 

[Aussie]

The more I see Tinman the more I like him

Get in the very long line!

 

[InstaHunDone]

He would be greatly improved with one of these

Make it a plastic one!

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

It's definitely not Saaarrra or Tori, that's all I will say!

I know someone with a similar name to Saaaaa-raa and it's a bit triggering cause they both deserve a punch

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Who hired the a level media team this season? Wobbly cameras, odd music and tit

what the hell were those lingering close ups of saraaah in her gym skimpies last episode all about??

 

[Miss Begotten]

If Jack was giving magical unicorn dick, I could *almost* see why Tori was putting up with the behaviour, but she's not even getting a good snogging session out of beetroot boy! It's very confusing.

Even if he did have a magical dick it’s still attached to a repugnant fuckhead. I’m thinking he’s either hypnotised her or puts Rohypnol on her Cocoa pops.

 

[MooBelle]

Yes Saa Raa, THREE pages. That's how much of a crappy human you are.

 

[Now I get it]

Lol, Sara's thinking "get on with it, no one's got time to read 3 pages, got to meet a 'friend' in the pub'

 

[me myself and karma]

It's only 3 pages!!!

 

[Webster1357]

Absolutely not!!! All your replies have made me lol!!!

Is it Deeeeeecce???

 

[Miss Begotten]

God the face on that surly cow.

 

[Latetotheparty]

She just doesn’t give a duck does she!