Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace)#9 Glazed Christmas ham with nips, Eden's getting on my tits!

[malibu skies]

Queen Lauren forever

 

[Moot22]

Ok. If you say Leave because you’ve found a drawer full of missing women’s drivers license, Rohypnol and teeth in your partners room, and they put stay, are you forced to live with them for another week?

 

[Miss Begotten]

He did not want that hug at all.

He didn’t. And yet he still did it, the wet flannel.

 

[Deb788]

He did not want that hug at all.

He doesn't need the money he could've just walked out ? Does he want the fame ? I think they will be in til the end
Both fake !

 

[Chez300]

Lauren! She’s bloody hilarious

 

[aimzalicious]

SCREAMING AT LAUREN

PURPLE!! she's one of us!! Purple Pig #iykyk

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Christ Jayden with a moustache and I thought it was bad enough when he just needed a shave

 

[Officedoor123]

He did not want that hug at all.

He should have said no.

 

[malibu skies]

I’m legit sat here squealing and clapping my hands like a seal because I’m so excited for Lauren to take down Jack

 

[Chez300]

Just realising it’s not just me that can’t say “Josh Must Win” properly

 

[HotDawg]

Christ Jayden with a moustache and I thought it was bad enough when he just needed a shave

He’s an arrogant muppet with a terrible moustache.

 

[coconochanel]

OMG Lauren's questions for Jack and Hoops jr interrogating Saara GO ON!

 

[me myself and karma]

Just realising it’s not just me that can’t say “Josh Must Win” properly

I keep calling it Josh must die! I feel so bad

 

[SC1990]

Sorry but wtf are edens brows doing??? They almost meet in the middle?! And her upside down mouth pisses me off. She needs to find a new brown lady and aesthetician

 

[Latetotheparty]

I really hope Lauren is actually going to ask jack why he’s purple, what size trousers he wears and if his hair is a weave

 

[Webster1357]

Your Majesty, formerly known as Crazy Tits, now known as Queen Lauren, please stand up and receive your crown. We know you've been reading here, you're in our heads

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

We should have known she was queen material when she fake tanned one leg and arm IN her wedding dress!

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

I have found my people! i didn’t realise there was a MAFS thread.
I love lauren and her lazy eye. I hope she rips Jack a new hole

 

[waffleberry]

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Me everytime that Beauty and the Beast pic pops up referring to Hoops Jr:

Had to watch on catch-up tonight and Mr Waffleberry observed the last few mins with Saraaah talking tit on the couch and said she has a mouth like Donald Trump. Now I can't unsee it... I think it's the way her bottom lip/teeth jut out?
Glad Michael and Jesus have packed it in at last. Feeling sorry for Cass and Andrea (who also needs to write leave - she looked terrified on the couch!) And looking forward to Lauren vs Jack tomorrow. Also delighted by Jeremy Allen White popping up on the thread tonight