Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[me myself and karma]

Monumental break through = shagged

Great minds!

 

[auntclara]

If I was Jess I would be really worried about Tim Ten Thousand Teeth going down on me with those gnashers - he could easy take a chunk out of her bits with those.

 

[aimzalicious]

I’ve already forgotten who most of these twats are.

In more exciting news Mr B has already had enough of MAFS, so here you go.
Can’t we just have one hot groom?
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If you could pan the camera down a little lower down Miss B please...

 

[Diagnosis123]

Consummated the marriage

 

[EnoughAlready]

Collins is even confused looking at rocks, there’s no hope for this dude.

 

[Tea&Toast]

I really don’t like the old guy Richard, think he’s a dick.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

You know, I don’t think anyone but the oldies have a chaaaiiilllllllddddd this year. Do you think they learnt their lessons

 

[Princess of Scots]

I'm here! Slightly late as was attending to my takeaway creme egg cookie dough

 

[EnoughAlready]

I'm here! Slightly late as was attending to my takeaway creme egg cookie dough

Show off! (I’m jealous)

 

[Diagnosis123]

Rolling back the years

 

[Aussie]

Spoiler Natalie, he isn't into you

 

[Miss Begotten]

Collins is still wearing his chastity woolly jumper. At the beach.

 

[Sonz1981]

I'm here! Slightly late as was attending to my takeaway creme egg cookie dough

that’s sounds AMAZING

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’ve already forgotten who most of these twats are.

In more exciting news Mr B has already had enough of MAFS, so here you go.
Can’t we just have one hot groom?
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Aah Criminal Chris I’d climb him like a tree.

 

[mindlessness]

Collins is giving me a real ick. Unless you're both mad for a bit of angling, it's not a fun honeymoon activity. Also don't 'executive assistant mode' your 'wife'. What a dumb dumb.

 

[Aussie]

How is this any better than fishing

 

[G&Tjustforme]

You know, I don’t think anyone but the oldies have a chaaaiiilllllllddddd this year. Do you think they learnt their lessons

No chilllldren no Tradies (hunky builders!)

 

[Diagnosis123]

This man simply cannot be real

 

[Sonz1981]

Did he take her to the actual desert??

 

[Miss Begotten]

If you could pan the camera down a little lower down Miss B please...

Okey dokey