Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[HotDawg]

That chicken is making my dog bark

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

It's not about the activities even, hell, fishing could be fun with the right person, just not Collins

bleeping hell I don’t think anything would be fun with Collins.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Marital bliss, folks
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He looks like Harvey Price in this shot .

 

[unidentified]

Collins is clearly autistic and this show isn’t helping him at all.

 

[Turmeric123]

Oh mate. There’s a queue.

I think he's one of the few men we were all in the queue

 

[aimzalicious]

Marital bliss, folks
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I'm hoping someone on this thread will use that Collins face as their profile pic

 

[Miss Begotten]

That chicken is making my dog bark

1. Is that a euphemism
2. Are you talking about Chris in his pants?

 

[Now I get it]

It's painful to watch Nat and Collins. I hope they are the couple who leave.

Zero entertainment value at least Belinda danced and her hubby did something with her feet in the bath

 

[MooBelle]

Oh poor Natalie. I know she's annoying but bless her.
She's just getting sunstroke and crying whilst being forced to hang around with this head.

 

[me myself and karma]

Bring on the dinner party! So I can start on the gin!

 

[Aussie]

I think he's one of the few men we were all in the queue

Nah not me!

 

[Turmeric123]

Zero entertainment value at least Belinda danced and her hubby did something with her feet in the bath

We aren't allowed talk about these events- they should be behind spoilers as they trigger people here

 

[Webster1357]

Isn't it one of the islands in the chain used in the Tom Hanks Castaway film? I bet it's lovely with a little more than a volleyball to have conversation and sex with.

Sorry everyone, I'm late again.

OMG you have ruined Castaway for me, I never actually thought that he might be humping Wilson! Ewww

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

We aren't allowed talk about these events- they should be behind spoilers as they trigger people here

 

[Thank(space)you]

Did I miss much in first 20 mins?

 

[Turmeric123]

I couldn't resist - Miss B is happy I did post Al again

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Lucinda speaks like Sean connery nish shot mish Moneypenny

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Aww Tim man actually made me go ahhh when he said she’s the highlight of the honeymoon

wtf is happening to me

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Did I miss much in first 20 mins?

Not really Sara & what’s his face have shagged. Collins is malfunctioning every time he’s asked a question and @Turmeric123 has traumatised the thread.

 

[me myself and karma]

So in a nutshell, some of the couples are at it like rabbits and some aren't even affectionate. No middle ground kinda doin bits/tops and tips.