Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[Princess of Scots]

that’s sounds AMAZING

Meant to say FAKEAWAY. Made using 1/4 block of those dough blocks from the supermarket and half a creme egg melted on top.

No chance I'm paying £7 for a takeaway when the cook at home block is £2.50, does 4 portions and a creme egg is like 60p

 

[Now I get it]

Ah Collins, that's very romantic lol

 

[aimzalicious]

So instead of fishing, he gave her sunstroke instead

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh for god sake Collins get a grip you wet wipe.

 

[Clovis]

It's painful to watch Nat and Collins. I hope they are the couple who leave.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Natalie looks lost in a very deep way

 

[Turmeric123]

Intimacy - or severe lack of klaxon

 

[Kittylover2019]

I’ve already forgotten who most of these twats are.

In more exciting news Mr B has already had enough of MAFS, so here you go.
Can’t we just have one hot groom?
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As a tmi my son in law almost chopped off both his knackers with one of these. We don’t let him forget it either

 

[Princess of Scots]

Spit it out Collins you big VL

 

[auntclara]

All Nat wants is a good rodgering. Sadly Collins ain’t the man for the job.

 

[Now I get it]

Enjoy your company - Nice personality

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Collins can’t ever answer a question ffs

 

[mindlessness]

This man is so unserious (have I used that correctly? Please Gen Z let me know!)

 

[Sonz1981]

Okey dokey
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whew i would ride the duck out of him

 

[noseybirdxo]

Collins 100000% goes tonight, he’s so weird

Where’s Cassandra & Tristan.

i feel like we’ve not seen their honeymoon much?

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

It's not about the activities even, hell, fishing could be fun with the right person, just not Collins

 

[Diagnosis123]

Marital bliss, folks

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Seriously where are Cassandra & Tristan?

 

[me myself and karma]

I feel so sorry for Natalie, Collins isn't a bad person but they've properly screwed her over!

 

[Miss Begotten]

whew i would ride the duck out of him

Oh mate. There’s a queue.