Marcus Mitchell #39 His face is growing, so is his gunt, he’s been kicked out by Rich, the sucking..

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Morning beauts.
Apologies I'd had a bastard of a day yesterday and needed to let off some steam.

Better get my carcus up for work. The wine don't buy itself 🤣

A side note. Marcus said when he was an alcoholic for a couple of weeks he couldn't get a job due to that.

Now your on top of the world oh, why can't you get a job? You're not having to score wrapped in TL runners anymore, what's the excuse now??
 
Caw1982 said:
Morning beauts.
Apologies I'd had a bastard of a day yesterday and needed to let off some steam.

Better get my carcus up for work. The wine don't buy itself 🤣

A side note. Marcus said when he was an alcoholic for a couple of weeks he couldn't get a job due to that.

Now your on top of the world oh, why can't you get a job? You're not having to score wrapped in TL runners anymore, what's the excuse now??
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Beaut your drunken rant was magnificent - I enjoyed every minute of it ❤️🤣❤️

Well beauts I had the afternoon off work and instead of doing housework and washing, I did my very first song! I hope some of you remember ‘Hazard’ by Richard Marx. Don’t hate me if it sucks, but I can’t get it out of my head now - and I will forever more sing these lyrics 🤣
It’s Marcus’s ‘Ode to Amy Jane’.

🎶
My mother got me talking when I was just 7
Even then the folks in town looked at my cold dead eyes
‘That boy’s not right’.

Many years ago I came to know Amy
First time I started using malicious dirty lies,
to stalk the boys online.

We used to cruise down to the Wetherspoons
She loved to watch the boys and groan
We used to cruise around the Wetherspoons
And dream of ways to break their bones.

No one understood what I felt for Amy
No one cared until the night Tom came to Tattle as a spy
And revealed my lies.

Trolls from Tattle came knocking next morning
Here was I surrounded by a thousand peeps
smarter than me
Spilling all my tea.

I swear I left her down at Wetherspoons
I swear the boys were safe and sound
I need to get back down to Wetherspoons
Can aaaaaaaanyone give me ten pounds?

I think about my life on Tattle
and how they’ve done me wrong
There’s no escape for them this time
I swear on their lives I’ll be gone…long gone…
🎶

 
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Morning beauts x
Wonder who's turn it is to buy our Marcus his breakfast today?


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Miss Chin-Chin said:
Beaut your drunken rant was magnificent - I enjoyed every minute of it ❤🤣❤

Well beauts I had the afternoon off work and instead of doing housework and washing, I did my very first song! I hope some of you remember ‘Hazard’ by Richard Marx. Don’t hate me if it sucks, but I can’t get it out of my head now - and I will forever more sing these lyrics 🤣
It’s Marcus’s ‘Ode to Amy Jane’.

🎶
My mother got me talking when I was just 7
Even then the folks in town looked at my cold dead eyes
‘That boy’s not right’.

Many years ago I came to know Amy
First time I started using malicious dirty lies,
to stalk the boys online.

We used to cruise down to the Wetherspoons
She loved to watch the boys and groan
We used to cruise around the Wetherspoons
And dream of ways to break their bones.

No one understood what I felt for Amy
No one cared until the night Tom came to Tattle as a spy
And revealed my lies.

Trolls from Tattle came knocking next morning
Here was I surrounded by a thousand peeps
smarter than me
Spilling all my tea.

I swear I left her down at Wetherspoons
I swear the boys were safe and sound
I need to get back down to Wetherspoons
Can aaaaaaaanyone give me ten pounds?

I think about my life on Tattle
and how they’ve done me wrong
There’s no escape for them this time
I swear on their lives I’ll be gone…long gone…
🎶

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Absolute masterpiece! 👏👏
 
I was just randomly thinking about how he can't drive, tbf I didn't pass till I was 28 but my partner said he did his straight away because "you can't get around Cornwall without a car" Obviously there's not strictly true, it does make life a lot easier etc. Then I am reminded of the amount of times he's always begging for lifts.
Then again a MMMM behind the wheel doesn't sound the best.
Don't mind me beauts, as you were.
 
Thing I want to know is, who are the absolute nutters that buy him the stuff? Cost of living through the bloody roof but let’s send Marcus a primark/river island/new look/deliveroo/netflix/costa/just eat gift card.

edited to add all the gift cards he’s asked for.
 
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