Man With A Hammer

[JodieGreen123]

I know it’s hard to believe, but apparently looking after the old girl and sharing his beard and bath pictures with his lovely bunch of madames is a full time job.

 

[JodieGreen123]

I assume we’ve all preordered the masterpiece?

 

[GossipMongoose]

I assume we’ve all preordered the masterpiece?

I hope he's got a good editor

 

[BingoFlamingo]

I hope the editor is better than his barber

 

[Libertine]

I wonder if the book will be this obnoxious?

 

[JodieGreen123]

God he’s pathetic isn’t he! He can’t cope with any reply from his followers if it’s not 100% kissing his arse and telling him how wonderful he is.

 

[GossipMongoose]

He really isn't cut out for the social media life. Unfortunate for one in his chosen line of 'work'

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Sure last year he was patting himself on the back for his natural meadow, bee haven of awesomeness, as if he was the only clevercloggs to do it? He posted multiple times about just how lovely it was, how gorgeous to be in, how different and wonderful it was

 

[JodieGreen123]

GF has finally been launched, old news Greg, old news!

 

[unidentified]

GF has finally been launched, old news Greg, old news!

and he has definitely launched her hasn’t he. Wonder how quickly her insta will grow. Is this modern love? Interior influencers shacking up?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I can’t tell if she’s a lot younger than him or he just looks older for his age.
Greg’s choice of interiors is a lot more tasteful than hers

 

[unidentified]

I looked on her insta, she’s 36, he’s 40. He’s definitely aged an awful lot and gained a lot of weight this last 12/18months and it’s not a great look and this is coming from the person who found him very attractive.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Her ex looks just like Greg, just half as wide. She obviously has a type.
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Also, why is half her foot missing

 

[unidentified]

Her insta is like a tale of two halves. From the ‘quirky’ colourful hair and wild outfits to now looking like every other interior influencer…

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Oh god. The trainer socks. I’d had made her take them off for the photo!!

 

[Libertine]

The new squeeze doesn’t seem averse to the influencing lifestyle.

It’s a match made in heaven!

 

[Libertine1975]

I looked on her insta, she’s 36, he’s 40. He’s definitely aged an awful lot and gained a lot of weight this last 12/18months and it’s not a great look and this is coming from the person who found him very attractive.

He has changed a lot the past year or so. I thought he was not bad looking before but he isn't aging well.

 

[JodieGreen123]

The new squeeze doesn’t seem averse to the influencing lifestyle.

It’s a match made in heaven!

Quite the contrast to the previous one where he pretended she didn’t exist at all!

 

[DeloresBawbag]

The new squeeze doesn’t seem averse to the influencing lifestyle.

It’s a match made in heaven!

Looks like she’s been insta thirsty for years.

 

[unidentified]

Looks like she’s been insta thirsty for years.

Definitely plugging her isn’t the with the link to her garden ‘makeover’. I’m sorry but who the duck sits in a boiling hot greenhouse? Grow veggies! I could only green of having a space big enough for a lovely greenhouse to grow things.