Man With A Hammer

[DeloresBawbag]

He's thrown a strop again on Instagram because someone accused him of lying. Not sure why he has to be so dramatic all the time, his constant use of the word "interweb" continues to be horrifyingly cringe

I love it when he does this, he looks like a total knob (more than normal) and it’s hilarious!

The comment he’s responding to isn’t that bad? Why not just explain rather than get outraged? The casual observer isn’t going to know it’s a 30 roomed palace! I mean how dare somebody see his reel and NOT read up on his background and property details.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Greg's announced his vasectomy on IG.

That is all.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Greg's announced his vasectomy on IG.

That is all.

You mean, you’re not turned on by all the innuendo?

 

[Alloallo]

Greg's announced his vasectomy on IG.

That is all.

I like the way he broadcast it like it was a public service announcement. That and the "hilarity" of the dick shaped cake it's a wonder we're not all spitting our tea across the room

 

[RedRuby470]

Omg her comment ‘advocating for the freedom of choice’ WHAT
WHAT
I cannot!!!

Freedom of choice doesn’t even come close to what this is!
Freedom of choice is what the women of America are having ripped away from them!

not Greg getting his bollox chopped.
duck me.

 

[GossipMongoose]

More whining about the 0.25% of mildly dissenting comments he gets on his posts. Actually, I should correct myself. He's not whining, he's got a very thick skin (almost blubber <chortle>). He just cares about all those other fragile influencers getting their wallpaper slagged off.

 

[JodieGreen123]

We all know you’re not posting these stories for sympathy Greg, because you’re posting them for engagement!

 

[Alloallo]

We all know you’re not posting these stories for sympathy Greg, because you’re posting them for engagement!

Honestly it's so painfully obvious "oooo woe is me someone didn't like my book". I really hate his suggestion that anyone that doesn't like his "book" must be a troll or stupid..... Maybe they just didn't like it because it's a tit book written by someone who isn't an author? And I hate that he planned to try and out them but was dissapointed because the review was anonymous probably hoping for a pile on now

 

[RedRuby470]

So strangers are not allowed to take the time to say they don’t like the wallpaper but are allowed to take the time to tell him they do like the wallpaper.

 

[GossipMongoose]

Footage of the new gf in the bath now with <nudge nudge> references to how it took so much longer than expected to get the footage. Greg was doing the sex with his girlfriend and he wants us all to know. Look at her naked, EVERYONE! LOOK!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The flowers in his beard. Ick.

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

It's like he's never had a girlfriend before and wants to constantly brag and show her off Tolerable at 14, dull as dishwater in your 30's.

 

[WreckingBall]

Why does he feel the need to have his pronouns on his page? Just in case we accidentally thought the MAN with the hammer might be a she/her?

 

[JodieGreen123]

Genuine question, is a bathtub full of rose petals pleasant to sit in? If my bf did that for me I’d be hoping he was planning on cleaning the tub out afterwards too!

 

[Fat-tits]

I'm so glad I found this thread, he's a massive, hairy, big baby... ick

 

[JodieGreen123]

Today’s post. I have a girlfriend and we have sex to stay toasty. That is all.

 

[Alloallo]

Totally off topic but I really wish he would give his hair a good wash, getting that awful stringy greasy look

 

[GossipMongoose]

Totally off topic but I really wish he would give his hair a good wash, getting that awful stringy greasy look

It's really long and straggly. The unkempt hair and beard are awful. It looks better when his hair is short and the beard is full but tidy (imo). As it is, it just looks grubby, untidy and overwhelms his face.

 

[Lurkyandnosey]

Today’s post. I have a girlfriend and we have sex to stay toasty. That is all.

Thread title

 

[Libertine]

Not gonna lie… Cotty gives me the ick, too. Could be the name Potty Cotty or could be that she’s shacked up with a big cry baby manchild.