MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[me myself and karma]

Watch the Michael B Jordan Calvin Klein advert and allow me (him) to change your mind!

Am with you on this one

 

[docmum]

Ok I just can't look at a man with white boxers on. All I think about is what if u tit yourself or follow through from a wet fart or dribble after a wee

its an ick for me too

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

I am going out to watch a play tomorrow night, do I need a note from my mother?

 

[Now I get it]

The so called power couple fishy lips Mel and her husband (bland I think his name is ) are not a power couple.? Saying it does not make it so!

 

[Turmeric123]

I am going out to watch a play tomorrow night, do I need a note from my mother?

Can she write me one too
My friend is getting married Friday and I have to call to help with last minute preparations

Enjoy the play

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I think it is a lot of us followed it last year- for educational purposes obviously

It may have been swingers now I’ve searched dogging on here I’ve came across old chat in the MAFS addicts thread Which begs the question: why is dogging on my mind?

 

[me myself and karma]

Just been reminded "am coming for tea after work tomorrow, shall I bring wine" ... yes but you'll have to go by half 7, or stay quiet till after 9

 

[Turmeric123]

It may have been swingers now I’ve searched dogging on here I’ve came across old chat in the MAFS addicts thread Which begs the question: why is dogging on my mind?

It was swingers I always think of that Peter Kay show about car pooling when anyone mentions dogging

 

[BelowDeckJen]

Lads is anyone not questioning how Janelle isn’t wondering now about Adam not wanting to show her his phone after all the allegations? I know I’d be wondering

 

[emm]

Melissa is insane but josh is also awful

 

[NoTeaHere]

I was gutted to miss watching live with you all tonight as I had a work thing I’d forgotten about. But it’s no wonder no one missed me. You guys were too busy discussing toast (always horizontal) and bum fun (sometimes horizontal)

 

[Zulkraa]

I'd love a sex thread, be hilarious

They always get shut down

 

[Shinythings]

I have been cackling away at this thread all night. I am also in the bums are for pooing camp. Firstly, due to some digestive issues, I've had to have a couple of anal exams and been told each time I have a narrower than usual poop chute. And secondly my OH is rather well endowed so the idea of it is a firm no from me.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The thread tonight has been extra funny with rugby team shenanigans, Scrub Daddy™ bumholes, and the return of horizontal toast. See you all tomorrow!

I definitely need to catch up tonight then . Never change MAFS thread never change.

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

The state of Harrison. No grown man should ever wear a baseball cap backwards.

 

[Zulkraa]

I love that they cut off Harrison’s head in the wedding photo

Anyone else a member of the clicky crunchy jaw/bruxism club?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What till the period sex chat starts

I’m guessing I’m still flying solo on the period sex thing?
It helps with cramps it’s medicinal .

 

[girlinbrum]

Melissa is the most awful person ever. The worst. She is awful awful awful awful. She annoys me more than Jesse, more than Harrison, and slightly more than Shannon.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Spoiler: Sex talk

Again, not me, but someone I know had anal with a rugby team and got an anal prolapse from it. Do not Google rose bud porn either

I am so jealous, I've been really wanting a big man cuddle the last few days

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Giving the women vibrators just made the guys even more redundant.