Made in Chelsea #9

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The worst start to a series ever 😭 literally who gives a tit about Yaz, Izzy, Willow and co? So so boring, 2 episodes full of background characters. I'm a die hard MiC fan but I think my time watching it might be coming to an end 🥲
You're preaching to to converted lol. Did anyone else note the exasperation on Emily's and Miles's faces when Yasmine and Issy/Willow were fighting about something that happened in Bali 20 years ago? I think their faces spoke for us all😂Judging by next week's preview, Paris (one of the only likeable ones) has turned into a bit of a cow. And catfish Lily can get in the bin...definitely two-faced and sneaky AF. Wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw throw her.
 
I hate how fake the interactions are. Since when are Emily and Maeva friends? And Lily and literally any of the cast? She’s Tiff Watson’s best friend and is at least 30 I’m sure…all these new cast members are in their early twenties.

I can’t stand how shady Miles and Yas have been. Why did they lie and gaslight everyone? They both look SO awkward anytime anyone brings it up. If you wanted to keep it private, they should have said so and left it at that. Bizarre behaviour from them both. I bet they’ve slept together and are lying about that as well.

Yas’s fella seems a bit wet to me. Getting strong “meh” vibes from him. Really didn’t think he’d be someone she’d go for. I think they are still together now though.

I seem to recall Paris telling Joel Robbie is inherently selfish and him getting shirty with her about it. Now he’s happy to tell other people how selfish Robbie is. You were warned ages ago by someone who knew him well!
 
I’ve managed to watch the first two episodes episodes on sky go. Pretty boring tbh.

Hoping it doesn’t turn into the Yas show cause her winy bleeping voice grates on me 😂🫠
Me too & her weird darting glassy eyes!

How daft did that idiot Temptation look on tv, made me laugh. What an ugly twit!! His stupid cringe name!! Hate even typing it ffs, nothing tempting about the knob head except to punch him in the noz!
 
Me too & her weird darting glassy eyes!

How daft did that idiot Temptation look on tv, made me laugh. What an ugly twit!! His stupid cringe name!! Hate even typing it ffs, nothing tempting about the knob head except to punch him in the noz!
Love it😂😂This Twitter burn has floored me too:
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I hate how fake the interactions are. Since when are Emily and Maeva friends? And Lily and literally any of the cast? She’s Tiff Watson’s best friend and is at least 30 I’m sure…all these new cast members are in their early twenties.

I can’t stand how shady Miles and Yas have been. Why did they lie and gaslight everyone? They both look SO awkward anytime anyone brings it up. If you wanted to keep it private, they should have said so and left it at that. Bizarre behaviour from them both. I bet they’ve slept together and are lying about that as well.

Yas’s fella seems a bit wet to me. Getting strong “meh” vibes from him. Really didn’t think he’d be someone she’d go for. I think they are still together now though.

I seem to recall Paris telling Joel Robbie is inherently selfish and him getting shirty with her about it. Now he’s happy to tell other people how selfish Robbie is. You were warned ages ago by someone who knew him well!
I'm just a tad confused by this whole Yaz/Miles thing and the semantics around it. So am I right in thinking Issy is pissed off because Yaz said she didn't get off with Miles, and that they were just playing a silly "ice cube game" when there was actually more to it? I just don't get why Issy or anyone gives two fucks about Yaz and Miles being friends with benefits. Why would anyone care?! She learned early on that Miles was a slimey lech who uses women for sex before quickly discarding them. She moved on to Harvey pretty quickly, even before they got to Bali, so why is she still banging on about it?
 
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Love it😂😂This Twitter burn has floored me too:
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I'm just a tad confused by this whole Yaz/Miles thing and the semantics around it. So am I right in thinking Issy is pissed off because Yaz said she didn't get off with Miles, and that they were just playing a silly "ice cube game" when there was actually more to it? I just don't get why Issy or anyone gives two fucks about Yaz and Miles being friends with benefits. Why would anyone care?! She learned early on that Miles was a slimey lech who uses women for sex before quickly discarding them. She moved on to Harvey pretty quickly, even before they got to Bali, so why is she still banging on about it?
Its not about them being together it's the way she was treated by yaz. She asked her and yaz had ago at her saying nothing was going on and accusing her of lieing, made her feel crap and when she got back to London she found out it was actually Yaz who lied so she was made to feel like that when she was right
 
Its not about them being together it's the way she was treated by yaz. She asked her and yaz had ago at her saying nothing was going on and accusing her of lieing, made her feel crap and when she got back to London she found out it was actually Yaz who lied so she was made to feel like that when she was right
It's all so daft, I lose track of who said and did what, and which argument was about Harvey/Miles. I'm guessing Yaz probably didn't appreciate her mate airing her business in front of a load of cameras, hence why she jumped into attack mode. Issy shouldn't have publicly confronted her about it, IMO. It's not like Miles owed her anything. Also, Issy was getting off with Harvey when she knew Yaz liked him, so she doesn't have much of a leg to stand on if she's going to start harping on about loyalty.
 
Miles AND his pearl necklace, you mean😅He's absolutely revolting, based on what I've heard him say on his podcast, never mind MiC. An incredibly arrogant and sexist bloke who bafflingly doesn't seem to fall out of favour with MiC fans, compared to certain mates of his who also use and treat women like tit. He says he'll be leaving the show this year. I'm sure Emily and Ollie etc will be bowing out as well, just give it a few months.

god i sometimes come across snippets advertising his pod. and apparently people comment how brilliant they are,honest,open.
they are discusting.
and the new guy suprise suprise features.
i saw one about how miles went to canada and got blown off. how he was talking about love. duck off miles.
and they talk about the weirdest places they have sex
how there penis shrink in the cold water bath they "must" do everyday
how they call woman theyve dated to rate them on their sex?
really.
he disgusting.
he really needs to grow up
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Threat for Temps the twit here: https://tattle.life/threads/temp_tation.7624/

I’ve followed him for a while and it’s amazing how desperate he’s been to get on TV. He’s been on a couple of reality shows and was all over Tristan from MIC for a while. Now he’s Miles’ little puppy 🤣 He does come Across as very arrogant and mouthy. His whole ethos is balancing lifestyle with fitness 🙄
ugh god another over privaleged idiot who spouts tit when hey dont live in the real world.
hes a pt of course he can use lines like that.its all he needs to do in a day,workout. thats not real life mate
and he and miles spouting these treatment that are 150 quid a week and more!
haha watched a little bit of his page. god he is a arrrogant tit isnt he.
and your so right so desperate to be in instagramer. and get the "fame"
 
Tonight's big takeaways:

- Joel's still too good for Robbie. And Robbie's still a selfish individual doing the "woe is me, I'm too busy for a relationship" b/s. Just end it already and let the man be with someone who deserves him.
- Rez is pretty funny and knows how to take the piss out of himself
- Willow, sweetie, who are you again? You've had all of ten minutes' screentime on Made in Chelsea but are going hard on this Main Character Energy (MCE). Seems adamant about assuming the mantle of wannabe meddling life coach and needs to keep her oar out of other people's business. Also, calm it down with the facial fillers pls👎
- Ruby is a lot more bearable and mature when she's chatting to someone one-on-one and giving advice. Who would have thought it?
- I'm really shipping Inga and Sam (sorry not sorry)
- Random sweaty fella over here calling himself "Temps" and wearing a checked suit. Sorry, who are you?!
- Boy, Lily is really overcompensating for the fact she was pied off the show series ago for being too boring, and now badly scrambling for some of that MCE. The producers must be desperate!
I like Sam and Inga together too. I don't know why but I really feel they care about one another. I get the impression that Sam is actually maturing but I could be wrong lol.

Miles is annoying as always. I could see Guy giving him a few looks like he don't trust him. Yaz is being very bitchy this episode and I am missing so much context because I never found links to the summer series and Hayu never posted it.
 
I see Harvey's teeth having a starring role again this season. He is so stupid to have done that to himself.
I don't think any of them haven't succumbed to the Simon Cowell gnashers (bar Liv, Inga and maybe Paris) Verity's are by far the worst. Far too big for her mouth. I think she went home with the wrong veneers.
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I like Sam and Inga together too. I don't know why but I really feel they care about one another. I get the impression that Sam is actually maturing but I could be wrong lol.

Miles is annoying as always. I could see Guy giving him a few looks like he don't trust him. Yaz is being very bitchy this episode and I am missing so much context because I never found links to the summer series and Hayu never posted it.
Ngl, that scene where he got emotional about his grandparents warmed the cockles. I agree, and isn't it embarrassing that Sam flippin' Prince is showing more emotional maturity and growth than several other MiC blokes combined.
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Does anyone else feel like this season is full of fake story lines
Definitely think Willow has been chucked in there to play chief pot stirrer. Am baffled as to why someone's holiday romance cast-off has suddenly landed on MiC as a central cast member. She, Paris and Issy are taking over the witches coven from Habbs, Melissa and Ruby.
 
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