Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

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RiverRoo said:
bleeping hell Lyns. Stay inside. The tatt shopping can wait.

People like her who will keep us under an extended lockdown or additional guidelines.

I HAVE to go out today, as my smallest has no socks that fit her. Weird ass growth spurt over night.
You dont need to tart your bathroom up just yet, take your time, decide what you want and then get it. Panic choosing in the Range 🙄🙄
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This is why she chucks so much stuff out. She’s in such a bloody hurry to get the bathroom finished she’ll buy a load of tat now, then by new year she’ll regret and end up replacing it bit by bit. So wasteful.
 
RiverRoo said:
This. Exactly this.
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My friend had a renovation, at the time I couldn't understand why she wasnt putting the final touches to it, prettying it up . . She lived with a blank canvas for months. . Getting a feel of it, browsing catalogues and websites to find good quality pieces to show it off to its full potential.

On the other end of the scale we have Lynsey,
Buy cheap buy twice thrice and frow it on Fursday.

Ive said before, you cant buy class, even if it was on a swipe up!! 🤣

Off to the Range . . To beat the rush? What rush?
We're all staying in Lynsey, doing as we are told, there WON'T be a rush you melt.

Jeeze, this thing is like frush 🙄
 
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Shineyshine said:
This is why she chucks so much stuff out. She’s in such a bloody hurry to get the bathroom finished she’ll buy a load of tat now, then by new year she’ll regret and end up replacing it bit by bit. So wasteful.
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That’ll be why she’s replacing a kitchen that’s only 3 years old then.....

Kezza_69 said:
On the other end of the scale we have Lynsey,
On the other end of the scale we have Lynsey,
Buy cheap buy twice thrice and frow it on Fursday.
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Next thread title for sure!
 

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That disco jumper is horrific. If she does buy it then the old " a fool and his money, are easily parted" comes to mind.

Hetty must have been offended by the glittery carpet.
Hetty obviously was trying to tell Lynsey, you can't throw glitter at a turd🤣🤣🤣
Also her coffee machine ad says swipe up and she's not included the swipe link🤣🤣
So greedy she does things too fast and doesn't check.
 
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She really has no clue how to dress a room does she? The downstairs loo has a feature of a basket of loo rolls and a display of hand sanitisers! I get you would want to maybe have one bottle of hand sanitiser by the sink, but you can hardly use them off the shelf and why three? Sorry I just don't get it. Maybe when the statement fake plant arrives it will all come together? Am i just being mean?
 
Now she's done that walk through of the new layout, I just don't get it.
The room with the glittery carpet is tiny, the sofas overwhelm it.
The random walkthrough bit off the kitchen where her pink sofa will go? It's not even a room it's like a glorified corridor.
Massive island taking up the entire kitchen.
Random long windows that should have been doors.
So weird.
 
I think the reason this layout happened is because Lynz fort it all froo in her head and didn't listen to anyone advising her otherwise...

I guess if she's happy with it that's fine. But it's so... odd! Even when she was showing it off you could tell she was squeezing past the kitchen island.
 
I dont think she knows that just having lots of pink and yellow means everything will go. The pink hand towels are a clashing shade and why is there a random anchor and the wire basket and a pop art print. All could look ok in the right room with the right stuff but this is a mess
 
So....
1. How many posts did that beldray cleaner thing with the #ad only being in the last one?
2. Decorator not wearing ppe AGAIN
3. Does she not know having a feature wall one end of a room makes it look smaller?
4. suffers from self diagnosed ocd yet her house is a mess!
5. she so reads on here as someone pointed out she doesn’t have her own range of candles/diffusers in her own house so cue the placement in the downstairs loo
6. What Is the point in the tiny sofa in a FAMILY room? You can’t even get a bigger one in as there’s a doorway each side! Where’s everyone going to sit?
7...I could do this all night 🤣🤣
 
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