Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

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Im bleeping delighted shes been reported and its being listened to . .
That'll wipe the smile from her smug face!!

As if she'd wear that DISCO jumper Alex Jones was wearing?
Picture the queen on the catwalk in that?
Whats the betting she'd style it with a pleated maxi skirt and her chunky trainers or DMs . .

Zzzzzzzz.. . Get your own style
 
If i told you … said:
Given that Hinch now doesn’t focus on cleaning anymore. Lynsey seems to be the next big account in cleaning and her brand is “Lynsey clean of clean“ and she has just had a lot of building work done at home … wouldn’t it be better for her to have focused on a big after the build clean?!
like many of these accounts they are now into lifestyle, interior design, beauty and fashion. It doesn’t work anymore and has become repetitive and quite frankly boring. Think it’s time a new kid on the block came on the scene and show these whippa snappers how it’s done!
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Yes! Her account is so stale. She doesn’t have an ounce of creativity within her. She has had an ideal opportunity but she’s completely wasted it. She could have filmed a series of short IGTV videos showing in depth methods on cleaning specific areas of the home. There you go Lynsey - you can take that idea for free!

Instead, all we get is the same old repeated clips, or those stupid boomerangs that she doesn’t even know how to film properly. The camera moves so quickly that when she makes a boomerang you can hardly see anything. It’s nauseating to watch.
 
Shineyshine said:
Times must be really bleeping hard for Dorothy Perkins if they ‘really liked’ that video Lynsey did the other day and they’ve given her a discount code off the back of it 😂

Don’t flatter yourself love, they wouldn’t look twice at you in the normal run of things. It’s just a reflection of the current economic climate and a measure of how utterly desperate retailers are right now that they would stoop to partner with someone who filmed that pile of shite!

eta- I’ve just noticed her nails match her toilet wall 🤣🤣🤣
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Also, Dorothy Perkins?! 🤨 you’ve hardly made it love! M&Co next!
 
Hey Lynsey I’ve seen elsewhere that M&S clothing is open if attached to a food hall if you are fed up and need your daily retail therapy love go for it your OCD for shopping is waiting for you. You can browse and purchase essential items whatever your local M&S deems essential is yours to buy.
 
🧐 she’ll need to be careful. It’s not very relatable if she forks out £215 for that disco jumper. She obviously really wants it, so she’s laying the groundwork by telling everyone that she knows it’s very pricey - just in case people looked it up themselves. She’s probably on the wait list and if it comes back in stock it’ll be another ‘special treat’ from Rob for Christmas.
 
Noseymeddler said:
Hey Lynsey I’ve seen elsewhere that M&S clothing is open if attached to a food hall if you are fed up and need your daily retail therapy love go for it your OCD for shopping is waiting for you. You can browse and purchase essential items whatever your local M&S deems essential is yours to buy.
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The one in the shopping centre is....would tie in nicely with her weekly coffee trip 🤔
 
If i told you … said:
I’ve never owned a dog, but I’ve owned cats Cats will tit in the house for two reasons. … 1. If they are scared and 2. If it’s filthy?! Are dogs the same?

someone here has said there is something quite malevolent about Hetty. I agree it really does give the most evil looks

I bet lyns screeched and screamed the house dow, when she found the Pooh!
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No. It could just be an accident to be honest. Is it quite young still?
 
So, she’s been out to two shops again this morning. One for non-essential ‘bits for the bathroom’ - I’m pretty sure that could have waited until lockdown has ended. The other to get some things from M&S they ‘forgot in the weekly shop’... hmm weekly shop 🤥 seeing as she goes to a supermarket several times a week, I’m also sure this trip wasn’t strictly necessary either.

If she doesn’t like being scrutinised in this way, then she shouldn’t put her whole life out there for all to see, and she shouldn’t be breaking the lockdown rules.
 
bleeping hell Lyns. Stay inside. The tatt shopping can wait.

People like her who will keep us under an extended lockdown or additional guidelines.

I HAVE to go out today, as my smallest has no socks that fit her. Weird ass growth spurt over night.
You dont need to tart your bathroom up just yet, take your time, decide what you want and then get it. Panic choosing in the Range 🙄🙄
 
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