Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

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Doodlebug71 said:
I love dogs but Hetty is an evil looking dog and cant stand fatsomes also , all other dogs I love, if I'm honest wiff you
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Hetty looks terribly evil, like a witch dog. I am seriously scared of that doggo

DCICassieStuart said:
It bothers me a lot more than Henry Hinch. I also find it somewhat freaky that both Lynsey and Sophie named their dogs after a hoover 😂 😂 😂
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Cleaning gurus for you. By the way henry hinch looks like an obesed criminal yet pretending to be innocent. I hate those 2 dogs. Eeeeeeek
 
Why does she keep filming Jake when he doesn't want to be.

Why is her taste so childish. That pink in the utility and cloakroom (Lynsey FYI a downstairs toilet and sink is called a cloakroom) with the same shade if Barbie vomit with added glitter. Seriously you aren't 6 love.

Don't get me wrong love a bit of colour but what she is choosing is just garish. With that pink and now a yellow lampshade it's going to be like she moved into Crinklybottom...she'll be saying Blobby Blobby Blobby next
 
Probably mentioned as you’re all on top of things, but I’ve just realized her branding is the same colour scheme as Pepto Bismol. Wish I could get 5 symptom relief from influencers 🥴
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I feel so sorry for that young lad, he keeps having to shield his face from the camera that she thrusts in his face whenever she feels like it. Ffs how bloody thick is she that she can't even recognise he's painfully embarrassed and doesn't wanna be forced onto her crappy cringefest of an Instagram page. I bet he's being bullied at school because of his shameless and clueless mother. This is the second time I've seen the poor kid do this and I only randomly watch her stories when I can stomach it. Not cool at all, someone needs to have a word with her, she's clearly not smart enough to recognise it herself 😳.

 
inactionman said:
100% living for Lynz's interior design journey. Forget the glitter pop of colour, what's the FEEM for the living room then, dentist's waiting room from 1983?
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That new lamp, she needs to turn the shade around so the seam is at the back and not visible, she hasn't got a clue. Loved the mention yesterday on throw it Thursday that it doesn't need to mean throw items out just declutter or tidy up a messy area - so she has been on here reading despite this site making her ill.
 
Anon89 said:
At what point do you stop using pre made videos of cleaning that quite clearly doesn’t reflect your current house? Surely if you’re following the hashtags you’d have new content within a week....?! Stop with the old tit Lyns and get some new content, it’s embarrassing.
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She’s been too busy filming mixing glitter into the Barbie paint, and having multiple orgasms about how it looks on the bog wall. Come on, you want her to actually film some cleaning content...
 
Anon89 said:
At what point do you stop using pre made videos of cleaning that quite clearly doesn’t reflect your current house? Surely if you’re following the hashtags you’d have new content within a week....?! Stop with the old tit Lyns and get some new content, it’s embarrassing.
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Exactly this, how can all her loyal followers not get fed up watching the same rubbish every week for those stupid hashtags, she should be doing a video actually on the day and posting it but then that would require effort and actually having to do whatever the chore is for that day and lets face it she really can't be bothered anymore.

Oh my word just watched her stories and surprise surprise mentioned the seam on the lamp :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: (lots of people mentioned it, :unsure: don't think so because if someone had dared to mention the seam was wrong then automatically blocked, more like it was read on here)
 
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Times must be really bleeping hard for Dorothy Perkins if they ‘really liked’ that video Lynsey did the other day and they’ve given her a discount code off the back of it 😂

Don’t flatter yourself love, they wouldn’t look twice at you in the normal run of things. It’s just a reflection of the current economic climate and a measure of how utterly desperate retailers are right now that they would stoop to partner with someone who filmed that pile of shite!

eta- I’ve just noticed her nails match her toilet wall 🤣🤣🤣
 
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