Lydia Millen #32 Sitting on a sage green coloured throne of lies.

[Julia123]

It’s Lydia’s attempt at being rustic and playing the part of the rambler. Cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches are quintessentially English, they’re usually a staple on a country pub lunchtime menu along with a Ploughman’s. Personally I think they’re one of the worst sandwiches to take on long walks. The cheese gets sweaty and the pickle makes the bread soggy

Oh good point... I love cheese and pickles and thought it might be nice to try.... but won't take them on my HIKES in my neighborhood.

 

[Ravenstown]

Branston pickle isn't anything like pickles (I'm guessing you mean gherkins?). It's a sort of chutney.

 

[FlipFlop0706]

Sorry if someone already posted it but just came across this comment under her vlog and it's not deleted yet. 45 likes

Surely she can’t delete or not answer this as it’s worded so politely!

 

[Julia123]

Don’t hold your breath for posts like these from Lydia once the sproooooothlings are harvested.

 

[AmaliaLana]

View attachment 198886 qPerhaps the aim of the face alteration is to become like lumi. I know but here me out. Anyone remember
Jocelyn Wildenstein known the world over as “catwoman”. She started changing her appearance after her husband left her. And because of his love for cats she thought she would transform herself to look like a cat. Needless to say it didn't work and hubby still left her. So my thought Aldi obviously has more affection towards lumi and we all know lydiot is not mentally stable so maybe ......ok I dont really think this at all but the resemblance kinda looks like she's on her way

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When I started to watch her I thought she bought cats that resemble her. The eyes and the head shape but especially the eyes. It's like when you sometimes see dog owners and their dogs. It's uncanny.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Except now she resembles a horse. Maybe she’s running ahead of herself before the next dream....a livery
or taking part herself in the 3.30 at Epsom

 

[Oops...]

View attachment 198886 qPerhaps the aim of the face alteration is to become like lumi. I know but here me out. Anyone remember
Jocelyn Wildenstein known the world over as “catwoman”. She started changing her appearance after her husband left her. And because of his love for cats she thought she would transform herself to look like a cat. Needless to say it didn't work and hubby still left her. So my thought Aldi obviously has more affection towards lumi and we all know lydiot is not mentally stable so maybe ......ok I dont really think this at all but the resemblance kinda looks like she's on her way

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Talking of the Bride of Wildenstein - its not impossible in ten or so years time to imagine Linen on the West End stage playing Grizabella in Cats...(with apologies to Tim Rice...)

Memories - all alone with my iphone
As I’m choking up limestone
From my cheeks and my jaw
I remember - the time I knew what tackiness was
Now my implants reach the floor

Boxes! There were sixty-two foxes
In the high-rise I built them
Just outside in my yard
Now my raised beds just shake their heads and mockingly bolt
No more courgettes or Swiss chard

Every street woman with his blow lamp mutters out his warning
Bat wings flutter as I lisp and stutter - I need a face by morning..!
Patch me, polyfilla and thatch me, I remember the old days - I was beautiful then
Now the fillers that I denied have hardened and died - and I need them all again...

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Talking of the Bride of Wildenstein - its not impossible in ten or so years time to imagine Linen on the West End stage playing Grizabella in Cats...(with apologies to Tim Rice...)



Memories - all alone with my iphone
As I’m choking up limestone
From my cheeks and my jaw
I remember - the time I knew what tackiness was
Now my implants reach the floor

Boxes! There were sixty-two foxes
In the high-rise I built them
Just outside in my yard
Now my raised beds just shake their heads and mockingly bolt
No more courgettes or Swiss chard

Every street woman with his blow lamp mutters out his warning
Bat wings flutter as I lisp and stutter - I need a face by morning!
Patch me, polyfilla and thatch me, I remember the old days - I was beautiful then
Now the fillers that I denied have hardened and died - and I want them all again...

Genius

 

[Milking Keynes]

Talking of the Bride of Wildenstein - its not impossible in ten or so years time to imagine Linen on the West End stage playing Grizabella in Cats...(with apologies to Tim Rice...)

Memories - all alone with my iphone
As I’m choking up limestone
From my cheeks and my jaw
I remember - the time I knew what tackiness was
Now my implants reach the floor

Boxes! There were sixty-two foxes
In the high-rise I built them
Just outside in my yard
Now my raised beds just shake their heads and mockingly bolt
No more courgettes or Swiss chard

Every street woman with his blow lamp mutters out his warning
Bat wings flutter as I lisp and stutter - I need a face by morning..!
Patch me, polyfilla and thatch me, I remember the old days - I was beautiful then
Now the fillers that I denied have hardened and died - and I need them all again...

 

[Hunevoque2]

Battling my way through the Josie/lady aga thread , and wow they are so similar, beggars, liars, hoarders, white dress lovers, unsustainable… only difference is one lives sage and the other gold!!

 

[Miscanthus]

You know I love ripping (literally and figuratively) Lidl's Instagram stories for posterity and LOLs so here is a good one from last night for anyone who is blocked by her Lady Linenship.
I just love thinking about how her taking these actually looks IRL - she's supposed to be at a wine tasting learning some stuff but she's prancing around the field eye bleeping herself and flicking her hair staring into her phone. The owners of the vineyard must have thought she was a complete goon.

I notice she doesn't swallow

 

[K18]

I notice she doesn't swallow

I noticed that too, every time she drinks wine on camera, she never appears to actually be drinking it. I think she pretends to likes wine and 'drinks' it to appear more refined and to go with her new aesthetic

 

[Purgerica]

I noticed that too, every time she drinks wine on camera, she never appears to actually be drinking it. I think she pretends to likes wine and 'drinks' it to appear more refined and to go with her new aesthetic

And still doesn't know how to hold the glass properly

 

[mockingjay]

I notice she doesn't swallow

Unfortunately for Aldi

 

[poopettemetis]

The villagers much think she’s lost clomping around in short shorts, a tank and hiking boots. She looks like some lady construction worker in a bad porno.

 

[HereWithPopcorn]

Gosh, her nails are still mega grubby, wasn’t she taught to wash her hands and scrub her nails with a « nail brush », maybe she could create a lux version.

Looks like no ones has offered the free mani yet..

 

[blue_orchid]

I actually go to the same doctor and he really is good at his job. He used to also work for the NHS and is a surgeon.

I'm glad he's doing good work for you because he's definitely not for her. She looks ridiculous, fake and distorted now.

Of course I'm assuming you're paying for it like most customers. Lydiot is not.

She's getting hers for free per usual and despite his past experience at NHS and being a surgeon, sorry, but she does NOT look good every time he does "work" for her. She was so beautiful before she started going to this guy. Her nose and jaw keep getting bigger and bigger each time now and her cheeks look so unnatural and distorted.

And clearly, several others on here see it too if you read all the comments.

Like I said before, I have no issue with fillers unless someone starts to look ridiculous and like a caricature and sadly, Lydia does. I started watching her because her personality initially seemed so sweet and genuine and she was absolutely stunning, in my opinion. Ever since she started featuring this doctor, her face has changed and not for the better, sad to say.

 

[MichiganGal]

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She wore the cheap dress that she wipes the counter with and not one the expensive linen dresses? Makes me think she isn't keeping any of those dresses despite saying otherwise. BTW you can see through this dress top because it is too tight but she likes to put the girls on display which makes me think she will never be without fake boobs. But what really strikes me is that she is outside in a thin dress at sunset without a wrap but yet when she is inside she has to have a robe and blanket over herself at all times?

If you flip the photo, then the advertising is the correct way around and her face doesn't look so distorted.

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One eye is bigger than the other, too.

 

[Peppypoopar]

That sort of language doesn't sound very 'Lady of the Manor'

 

[Okay]

I notice she doesn't swallow

In her old videos all she ever talked about was gin, that’s always been her drink of choice, now that she thinks she’s lady of the manor she is desperately trying to force herself to like wine so she looks regal and important but you can tell she hates it, which is why she sticks with light wines like whispering angel. I don’t understand why she can’t just drink her normal gin and move on with life wine isn’t for everyone.
What must it be like to live a life where you have to pretend to like wine for the camera