Lydia Millen #32 Sitting on a sage green coloured throne of lies.

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Regarding the headaches, maybe it's Moloccio?? 😂 I saw this meme on Facebook thought of Lydia ..maybe her nonna should perform this ritual... just in case.
 

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It’s Lydia’s attempt at being rustic and playing the part of the rambler. Cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches are quintessentially English, they’re usually a staple on a country pub lunchtime menu along with a Ploughman’s. Personally I think they’re one of the worst sandwiches to take on long walks. The cheese gets sweaty and the pickle makes the bread soggy 🤢
I notice she doesn't swallow🤔🤔🤔

No offence to anyone who likes cheese and pickle sandwiches but it kind of seems like a child’s lunch box choice 😂
 
Talking of the Bride of Wildenstein - its not impossible in ten or so years time to imagine Linen on the West End stage playing Grizabella in Cats...(with apologies to Tim Rice...)

Memories - all alone with my iphone
As I’m choking up limestone
From my cheeks and my jaw
I remember - the time I knew what tackiness was
Now my implants reach the floor

Boxes! There were sixty-two foxes
In the high-rise I built them
Just outside in my yard
Now my raised beds just shake their heads and mockingly bolt
No more courgettes or Swiss chard

Every street woman with his blow lamp mutters out his warning
Bat wings flutter as I lisp and stutter - I need a face by morning..!
Patch me, polyfilla and thatch me, I remember the old days - I was beautiful then
Now the fillers that I denied have hardened and died - and I need them all again...
That was brilliant. Gosh we have some really funny people on this site 💛
 
She should sue whoever did her cheek fillers.

They’re genetic she looks exactly like her mum:

Got her dads nose though...
 

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Talking of the Bride of Wildenstein - its not impossible in ten or so years time to imagine Linen on the West End stage playing Grizabella in Cats...(with apologies to Tim Rice...)

Memories - all alone with my iphone
As I’m choking up limestone
From my cheeks and my jaw
I remember - the time I knew what tackiness was
Now my implants reach the floor

Boxes! There were sixty-two foxes
In the high-rise I built them
Just outside in my yard
Now my raised beds just shake their heads and mockingly bolt
No more courgettes or Swiss chard

Every street woman with his blow lamp mutters out his warning
Bat wings flutter as I lisp and stutter - I need a face by morning..!
Patch me, polyfilla and thatch me, I remember the old days - I was beautiful then
Now the fillers that I denied have hardened and died - and I need them all again...
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
 
They’re genetic she looks exactly like her mum:

Got her dads nose though...
And eyebrows.... but on him they look nice and suit his manly features. She’s let hers go too bushy and it just looked more flattering before when they were strong and shaped to frame her face. I think she looks a lot like her mom and a natural strong jawline...but there is something with the filler and Botox in the last year. Her features have frozen and something is off and has distorted her natural beauty. In my opinion.
 

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My thoughts exactly! Isn't this the second Susan out of these fake reviews? If you're gonna write fake reviews at least diversify and attempt to make them look real. Where the duck are these reviews coming from anyway, all the avenues in which to post reviews have been shut down!
I took a screenshot of this the other day but time escaped me and I forgot to post it. And no surprise its now deleted
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And eyebrows.... but on him they look nice and suit his manly features. She’s let hers go too bushy and it just looked more flattering before when they were strong and shaped to frame her face. I think she looks a lot like her mom and a natural strong jawline...but there is something with the filler and Botox in the last year. Her features have frozen and something is off and has distorted her natural beauty. In my opinion.
Her dad looks like the butler from Downton abbey
 
She wore the cheap dress that she wipes the counter with and not one the expensive linen dresses? Makes me think she isn't keeping any of those dresses despite saying otherwise. BTW you can see through this dress top because it is too tight but she likes to put the girls on display which makes me think she will never be without fake boobs. But what really strikes me is that she is outside in a thin dress at sunset without a wrap but yet when she is inside she has to have a robe and blanket over herself at all times?


One eye is bigger than the other, too.
Good point! She was clearly cold (!) and probably put her granny cardigan on immediately afterwards like Josie! It's all for the 'gram!
I've also noticed that when she gets something new she wears it to death and then we never see it again. Probably ends up in a big heap of fake tan and make up stained clothes, ready for Cawwie to take to the dry cleaner.
 
Good point! She was clearly cold (!) and probably put her granny cardigan on immediately afterwards like Josie! It's all for the 'gram!
I've also noticed that when she gets something new she wears it to death and then we never see it again. Probably ends up in a big heap of fake tan and make up stained clothes, ready for Cawwie to take to the dry cleaner.
At some point before her wedding (can’t remember exactly but it was a vlog about wedding stuff) she said something about really loving a Victoria Beckham dress but she was going to have to put it on depop because she wore it too much. I don’t actually know what that means but I’m assuming she’s of the thinking that fashion shouldn’t be repeated which considering she gets it all for free I guess it’s easy to have that mindset.
 
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