Lydia Millen #32 Sitting on a sage green coloured throne of lies.

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Upintheair83 said:
I really hate the living room too! Il be honest and i quite like the kitchen! I always have, and been abit envious that it’s a Tom Howley. I also quite like her office as I would like something like that.
But the living room........it’s that awful black colour, it always looks smelly and dark. I don’t like how she’s positioned the furniture and I think the white sofas always look so dirty and worn. It was nicer when they first moved in with the original sofas that looked to be such good quality. The room actually looked light and airy then.
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Hm, I liked the first instalment of the kitchen with the first sofa, table and rug, wasn't keen on the other sofa and table, and I am not keen on the dinning table there. I like the kitchen and the centre island (not in pigeon, tho), I am annoyed that she never dusts her pendulum glass lights, though. Good she got rid of that fugly smegma fridge. Lumi has now to find another place to break her neck.

I'm indifferent to the living room, but I think a white wall paint could benefit it maybe. Nice that she removed her (their?) wedding pics because they didn't fit her aesthetic. Btw, I really hope she got rid of the fugly cat paintings. There are crimes against humanity.

Liked the office with the roundish table (it was oval I think) and the sofa that she had in first and how it was placed. I hate that she now mirrored the placing of the sofa in the office and the two armchairs, it blocks the place for me personally (idk why, since the door is now on the more open side). Not a fan of the rectangular office table she put in, when she was sitting on one side and Carry and Cal had to share the other side with the massive table legs in their way. Unpractical. A good headshake and laugh gave me the blank old books she bought per kg to decorate the office. Wtf?! God beware she would put some folders in the cabinet, like for keeping track of taxes or what was bought and gifted.
 
Miss Trunchbull said:
Is this chin a tumor? At the rate it’s growing, she needs to go to ER
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If you flip the photo, then the advertising is the correct way around and her face doesn't look so distorted.

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I'm waiting for to get a pond (like Josie) and a mosquito plague.
Miscanthus said:
so I can only assume they have addressed these issues
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I'm not too sure on that. We have had a wall on a meadow with a slope and as soon the weather started going wet the water pushed through it every time. You can't change that with sealing. It is better you let it run through the wall somewhere so it can drain off. But this was an extreme case since there are springs on the meadow.
 
Namima said:
If Lydiot thinks she had a problem with frogs in the fire escape before, she is in for a major surprise. By adding the cement piss pot/bath there, frogs are naturally attracted to water, no matter how many times you remove them, they will return to that same spot. And wait until they start the croaking symphony... Bwahaha in that basement area, the croaking of one frog will sound like a thousand frogs.
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Plus it'll be full of frogspawn, and eventually tadpoles and lots of frogs. They come indoors too. They used to be in our pond and regularly came into the living room via the French doors when they were left open.
 
Oops... said:
...Words...mouth... you took ‘em...

She really is the gift that keeps on giving isn't she? Virtually every thing she puts up is wrong somehow...The incorrect F. Scott Fitzgerald quote, the dirty fingernails AGAIN, dressing gowns at 3pm,
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Turns out she wasn’t in her dressing gown at 3pm on Friday. If you watch Ali’s latest offering - which I don’t recommend unless you’ve run out of Nytol, she filmed it around dinner time a week or so ago. BUT it’s still a f*up because she posted it too late for the event.
I recon she forgot to post it, you know, because of her brain damage 🙄 and did a panic post on Friday when she realised.
 
TacoSarah said:
Turns out she wasn’t in her dressing gown at 3pm on Friday. If you watch Ali’s latest offering - which I don’t recommend unless you’ve run out of Nytol, she filmed it around dinner time a week or so ago. BUT it’s still a f*up because she posted it too late for the event.
I recon she forgot to post it, you know, because of her brain damage 🙄 and did a panic post on Friday when she realised.
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Probably right, must have forgotten due to her busy busy diary that she needs 2 PA's to assist with.

Along with planting seeds, opening parcels and occasional cooking, what else does she do apart from online shopping?
 
Oops... said:
Humidity will be good for the Orange trees - however, they have already potted them on (wrong) and one just KNOWS they will over-water them...when they arrived Miss Linenscaper was there - hose in hand...up and down the leaves like a good ’un...RANK AMATEUR...

she decamps to a dark room for a lie down...deep breaths...it will all be OK...yes...you can save the orange trees...and sleep...
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Miss Linenscaper 🤣🤣🤣🤣

PixelGirl said:
If you flip the photo, then the advertising is the correct way around and her face doesn't look so distorted.

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A little better but still huge jaw and red eyes and super brown skin. What was she thinking?!
 
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What I cant understand is......the front door...when they moved in the door was a 'pigeon/sage' colour then she must have demanded Ken paint it black (don't know if she documented this?) Now, low and behold she's demanded it be painted its original colour. GIRL GONE MAD!
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You know I love ripping (literally and figuratively) Lidl's Instagram stories for posterity and LOLs so here is a good one from last night for anyone who is blocked by her Lady Linenship.
I just love thinking about how her taking these actually looks IRL - she's supposed to be at a wine tasting learning some stuff but she's prancing around the field eye bleeping herself and flicking her hair staring into her phone. The owners of the vineyard must have thought she was a complete goon.

 
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