Lola Faith
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HC have gone mad - all that stuff -must be in lieu of payments!
Jeez, Alison must despair every time she comes up with yet another hairbrained scheme for content. Madam won t have the patience to learn to ride properly, she ll resist having to be taught because she thinks she knows better. I expect we ll all be sat here watching her trying to perfect a rising trot this time next year. I ve noticed recently how he seems to have even more contempt for her, of course Her Travesty is oblivious to it (she simply thinks she s adorable).Alison Had better Amazon a shovel, wheelbarrow and poo picker pronto cos he will be doing the horse after he does the chickens
or he could order a long rope and just get it over with
Madam wouldn t care less if a horse is time consuming, she ll expect Alison and others to do it all. She ll simply rock up to the yard, climb on to a fully tacked up horse to trot around on thinking she looks like Alexx Coll.Who will look after the horse day to day, Alison?
It's not like having a dog or a cat,
He probably does all the skivvy stuff as repayment because she has bailed him out money wise, even though she's in debtHonestly between the dogs, the cat, the hens, the bees, the garden, general maintenance AND a horse, he's going to be a full-time skivvy!
That's what I thought, so obsessed with her hair. It was just a couple weeks ago it feels like she had another colour reveal. So couldn't of been happy with it as now has had highlights. Went on and on about the blow-dry which was too big ! not sure about the amount of layers. She needs to calm the f down.Whyyyyyyyyyy is she colouring her hair again? I lose track but surely it has only been a few weeks since her big colour reveal. She must have deep psychological issues with her hair - she can’t stop messing with it!
She mentioned the hair colour will be red, wasn t the loon having hysterics with Nicky because she thought it was red? It amazes me how much she can look at herself in the mirror, she does it when she s at Souster and Hicks, never interested in what Jeff is saying, she just keeps checking herself out. Loved it when, having taken out the rollers the hairdresser said she has drag queen hair. Seriously though it must be very difficult, as a hairdresser knowing how to style her hair so it suits her because she has such large features and with the vast amount of filler in her face plus the chin implant it is now such an odd shape.That's what I thought, so obsessed with her hair. It was just a couple weeks ago it feels like she had another colour reveal. So couldn't of been happy with it as now has had highlights. Went on and on about the blow-dry which was too big ! not sure about the amount of layers. She needs to calm the f down.
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Err, just wiped her teeth on a brand new 400 pound jumper?? But trying be cutesy with the animal pic jumpers. Not coming across, she ain't cutesy. Nor demure.
This picture will live rent free in my mind, cause wtf. She actually looks like a caricature of her former self. What a tragic state. And she probably still thinks this is a flattering picture.When she’s photographed by someone else and it’a not edited.
Her skin is awful and she’s so incredibly masculine looking.
She has lovely eyes, but her facial structure is just not attractive and is only hidden by the huge hair. Her side profile looks butchered, and i do wonder if she has seen the bad filler in her lower cheeks. It’s fully migrated and lumpy. She could so easy pass for someone in there late 40’s. Ali looks like a child next to Lydia.
it actually looks like she is sucking on gob stoppers on the very lower part of both cheeks.
Has she been to a festive event yet? I have to admit I speed through her flogs these days, her inane waffling drives me mad.The Jo Malone party at The Grove Hotel looked a massive deal, stunning dinner, acts, gift bags, hotel decorated and Vic there and Fleur, oh Lydia didn't you do a campaign for them and Fleur was there?????
Plus the hotel is in Watford - Lidl’s old stomping ground. That’s got to hurt!The Jo Malone party at The Grove Hotel looked a massive deal, stunning dinner, acts, gift bags, hotel decorated and Vic there and Fleur, oh Lydia didn't you do a campaign for them and Fleur was there?????
Let's hope it's BuckerooSharing a grooming bag?! That’s a new one in the horse world .
I’m unusually germ phobic for a horsey person but it is still good practice to keep certain hygiene things for one horse only . Sponges especially. Brushes have to be disinfected every now and again.
I think Brookdavis is right. Lydia’s getting the freebies in , Claudia can keep it ticking over in some proper work (hopefully I don’t know how she rides or her standards ), Claudia can muck it out and probably turn it out early morning leaving Lydia to bring it in wash its legs off and change its rug and occasionally have a sit on. Lydia can pay the yard to do her share even. The bringing in.
it could be Lydia legally will own the horse. That it’s her money to buy it .
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I’ll laugh if she buys something inappropriate in order to keep up appearances. An 18 hand Warmblood stallion , 4 yrs old
The deal won't last long based on her past relationships with women. A year, tops. If I was Alison, I'd be pissed. She's burying them in debt. Saddled with (no pun intended) multiple animals, ugly house that is worth less than the day it was purchased, numerous vehicles/insurance/plates that they rarely use and are just ornaments, Soho membership, Pilates and PT trainers, staff (Cawwie, Sable, house cleaner, Belle PR, Alison's manager), alcohol cost, and dwindling job offers. Can't buy nieces and nephews a Christmas present but can buy a horse. Shameful. Basement must be finished if they expect to sell it. Ahhh, Life in the fast lane. They paid heavenly bills. Alison get out now!!!Sharing a grooming bag?! That’s a new one in the horse world .
I’m unusually germ phobic for a horsey person but it is still good practice to keep certain hygiene things for one horse only . Sponges especially. Brushes have to be disinfected every now and again.
I think Brookdavis is right. Lydia’s getting the freebies in , Claudia can keep it ticking over in some proper work (hopefully I don’t know how she rides or her standards ), Claudia can muck it out and probably turn it out early morning leaving Lydia to bring it in wash its legs off and change its rug and occasionally have a sit on. Lydia can pay the yard to do her share even. The bringing in.
it could be Lydia legally will own the horse. That it’s her money to buy it .
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I’ll laugh if she buys something inappropriate in order to keep up appearances. An 18 hand Warmblood stallion , 4 yrs old
Me too, how to tell if you're poor or notI will forever think F&F when mentioned is Tescos
From the way you described it, it sounds like Lydia isn’t getting a horse at all but trying to pretend she is.Does anyone else get the impression Claudia and Lydia are going halves on one horse? The way she worded it, something like “Claudia will be looking for a horse soon…so yeah I’m getting a horse”, then she said her and Claudia will be sharing the Holland Cooper grooming bag . I bet they’ve been planning it recently, that Lydia will pay the majority of the cost for the horse and Claudia will take care of it but they can both own it. That way Lydia doesn’t have to graft down the stables in muck but she can still do TikToks of “Come ride MY horse with me”. She was trying to convince herself that she’ll always be riding with Claudia….if they fall out though, Lydia’s lumped with a huge animal she knows nothing about.
I hope he buys his nieces and nephews gifts. And if she says anything he can just tell her she bought a horse so obviously there is money for children’s giftsThe deal won't last long based on her past relationships with women. A year, tops. If I was Alison, I'd be pissed. She's burying them in debt. Saddled with (no pun intended) multiple animals, ugly house that is worth less than the day it was purchased, numerous vehicles/insurance/plates that they rarely use and are just ornaments, Soho membership, Pilates and PT trainers, staff (Cawwie, Sable, house cleaner, Belle PR, Alison's manager), alcohol cost, and dwindling job offers. Can't buy nieces and nephews a Christmas present but can buy a horse. Shameful. Basement must be finished if they expect to sell it. Ahhh, Life in the fast lane. They paid heavenly bills. Alison get out now!!!
I get the feeling that he will buy them something. If he doesn't, then it means he has turned into a ginger Lydiot, and there is no hope for him.I hope he buys his nieces and nephews gifts. And if she says anything he can just tell her she bought a horse so obviously there is money for children’s gifts
If I recall correctly she’s said in the past that Claudi has been trying to talk her into buying a horse.Does anyone else get the impression Claudia and Lydia are going halves on one horse? The way she worded it, something like “Claudia will be looking for a horse soon…so yeah I’m getting a horse”, then she said her and Claudia will be sharing the Holland Cooper grooming bag . I bet they’ve been planning it recently, that Lydia will pay the majority of the cost for the horse and Claudia will take care of it but they can both own it. That way Lydia doesn’t have to graft down the stables in muck but she can still do TikToks of “Come ride MY horse with me”. She was trying to convince herself that she’ll always be riding with Claudia….if they fall out though, Lydia’s lumped with a huge animal she knows nothing about.