Lydia Millen #200 Still acting an old money phoney, while riding on a piss stained pony.

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Because it’s so chic and classic country-living to enjoy one’s Easter lunch with a full on plant pot positioned between the guests. Honestly, if my host suggested that I pick off some Rosemary from the ‘table scape’ to accompany my lamb, I think I’d die laughing🫠

Have a day off love, and buy a bunch of daffodils for the table like the rest of us, you absolute knob.
 
Peppypoopar said:
Mine too on the 15th April, but then I'm a normal human being 😂
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Mine as well, Apr 18th @Peppypoopar ! 🤗

Yes, it was sad times when I found out Dumb and Dumber were also born in April.....

We must remember that Lydiot doesn't have a birthday but a birth month....taking about her bday non stop like a 5 year old. :rolleyes:

I wonder what she'll purchase and pretend Ali gave to her.

Another fake Hermes, perhaps?
 
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We all know what April will consist of for her....

Shop bought plants and flowers, try to pass them off as my own
Delicious Protein balls, nuts & seeds. Healthy eating, wine only on days that end in a y
Brand deals thin on the sunny ground, rants in vlogs life's NOT FAIR!
decorate this room, decorate another room, this bung WILL BE A COTSWOLD COTTAGE!
some fancy hauls, oh to dress like a fifty year old divorcee, old money style with scuffed shoes
early morning sun beaming through the windows, up at the crack of dawn to get to farmhouse
oh April please no more showers, we've got a wine hike to do and it can takes hours
🤭 🤭
 
ella1979 said:
I’m in property and on the whole this year has seen more sales than last however I’d still describe it as being stagnant at the top end on the whole. Yes some are selling but many are at a Mexican standoff where sellers think it’s 2020 and buyers think it’s 2017 !

Lots of overpriced property on the market and it’s been on for 18 months or more .

I think the kitchen diner and privacy at the back is a bonus but what they have done to the garden is awful and some /most of the decor . I can’t stand the black lounge, that’s very marmite and not ideal for selling maybe she will paint that again next 😂. People generally don’t like to go and view bungalows , most bungalows have 1-2 beds they are aimed at an older generation who are downsizing . Whoever sold that to them did very well imo .
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I work in property insurance so a slightly related field but not quite, and based on the little experience I have I agree. I don't know the actual footprint and size of the land at the bunga but 1.3m even for when they bought 6-ish years ago is excessive for what they got. And at least the property was all neutral and cohesive at the time, the changes they have brought to it have mostly not added any value and instead made it less desirable. I'd be surprised if they got 1.3m for it now, forget about making a profit. To somehow lose money in property nowadays in the UK seems like a preposterous idea.
 
LadyRed said:
I work in property insurance so a slightly related field but not quite, and based on the little experience I have I agree. I don't know the actual footprint and size of the land at the bunga but 1.3m even for when they bought 6-ish years ago is excessive for what they got. And at least the property was all neutral and cohesive at the time, the changes they have brought to it have mostly not added any value and instead made it less desirable. I'd be surprised if they got 1.3m for it now, forget about making a profit. To somehow lose money in property nowadays in the UK seems like a preposterous idea.
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If they had added rooms it would have added value. 2 offices and 2 dressing rooms is silly.
 
Lola Faith said:
If they had added rooms it would have added value. 2 offices and 2 dressing rooms is silly.
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The loon turned a 5 bed bungalow into a 3 bed one. Lydiot lost a dining room and it became an office for Lips (just so she could keep an eye on him). She decorated the lounge black and put up white curtains making the room seem smaller. The bannisters would look better painted in drop cloth. The utility room needs to be bigger. There should be a door on the kitchen and in the main bedroom to the en-suite. The basement games room could have been made into a sumptuous cinema room. The back garden is a complete mess. As it is I cannot see her making a profit when she does sell the bungalow.
 
ella1979 said:
Glad to hear it’s sunnier there for you , it’s showing as 14 c so she’s going to need something on with the frock .

So I don’t know the market in the area enough to be accurate, which is always tricky when the property is more “individual” . There isn’t a lot for sale close by but I attach the two examples which would sit either side of her listing if she listed. One I think is less bedrooms at 4 bed 900k hers would be listed higher than that although the 900k is probably listed too high anyway and may have to accept less in current conditions, the other is a bungalow (they like their bungalows in this area 😂 especially big ones) , it has 7 acres, stables and potential to develop and at 1.5 m which is probably too much ££ it would sit above Lydia’s. I think looking at this she’s more 1.1/ 1.2 max in the current market and I might be very incorrect here but that’s about where I’d place it . I think she will sell for less than she paid . (She paid 1.3 right?)
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She’s probably laying on the sofa checking tik tok comments thinking she will get 1.4 m

She’s going to be very much mistaken
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She actually paid 1.35m on it if you can believe it. As a comparison, her previous house sold for about 230K which was about a 70K increase since she bought it. That is what a massive of a jump this property was and so not worth the price tag.

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LadyRed said:
She actually paid 1.35m on it if you can believe it. As a comparison, her previous house sold for about 230K which was about a 70K increase since she bought it. That is what a massive of a jump this property was and so not worth the price tag.

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thanks. I couldn’t remember the figure .

from my vague memory I think they took a big chunk of ££ out a few yrs back and I read that as them paying off a chunk of mortgage - hundreds of thousands . Again vague memory from when I looked they didn’t take it out on a tax efficient way and would have been taxed heavily on it . I think they still had a chunk of money left in the biz .

so maybe getting 150k less than they paid . I think that’s where I’d put my bet on. Could be more … especially if she’s impatient about moving to Cotswolds and wants a fast sale .
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It’s a horrible feeling to be stuck in a property which is difficult and time consuming to sell , whilst wishing you lived in the Cotswolds .

I guess she can do all she can to pretend she lives there in the meantime 😂
 
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I see she's back at it again with calling eggs "hens eggs." :ROFLMAO::rolleyes:🤦‍♀️

ALL chicken eggs are from hens. Also no one was going to confuse that with an ostrich egg, a quail egg, etc. She thinks it makes her sound posh, but it just makes her sound dumb.

If she insists on calling them that, she should at least say "hen eggs" instead of "hens eggs," so it's grammatically correct.
 
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I see she's back at it again with calling eggs "hens eggs." :ROFLMAO::rolleyes:🤦‍♀️

ALL chicken eggs are from hens. Also no one was going to confuse that with an ostrich egg, a quail egg, etc. She thinks it makes her sound posh, but it just makes her sound dumb.

If she insists on calling them that, she should at least say "hen eggs" instead of "hens eggs," so it's grammatically correct.
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I was wondering why she went on about hens eggs. Eggs come from hens….like what are you saying
 
LadyRed said:
I work in property insurance so a slightly related field but not quite, and based on the little experience I have I agree. I don't know the actual footprint and size of the land at the bunga but 1.3m even for when they bought 6-ish years ago is excessive for what they got. And at least the property was all neutral and cohesive at the time, the changes they have brought to it have mostly not added any value and instead made it less desirable. I'd be surprised if they got 1.3m for it now, forget about making a profit. To somehow lose money in property nowadays in the UK seems like a preposterous idea.
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didn’t she once say that one of her neighbours was buying up all the properties on her road as he was sick of noisy neighbours? Maybe she thinks she has her buyer already and waiting (praying) for that sale sign to go up !
 
susan1375 said:
didn’t she once say that one of her neighbours was buying up all the properties on her road as he was sick of noisy neighbours? Maybe she thinks she has her buyer already and waiting (praying) for that sale sign to go up !
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She also once said she loved the idea that one of her subscribes buy the bunga. I genuinely think this is what she has in mind, but she’s forgetting that bots can’t get a mortgage
 
MichiganGal said:
No covered parking for cars would be a big turn off for most buyers especially those with expensive vehicles. Also, remember to deduct the agent's selling fee from their sale price. No way will they make a profit on that house.
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I do believe there is also a shower room/loo in the basement which needs to be repaired.
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susan1375 said:
didn’t she once say that one of her neighbours was buying up all the properties on her road as he was sick of noisy neighbours? Maybe she thinks she has her buyer already and waiting (praying) for that sale sign to go up !
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I too think she s had someone interested in buying her bungalow hence all the work that is going on.
 
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