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Someone tell me why she showed up at that event looking like she’s ready to (fake) much the stables.
Lydia Millen #192 Evergreen? More like Neverseen. Only 3 copies in her local Waterstones, Milton Keynes
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Peppypoopar
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Watched some Albi Clancy going around rich people's homes, no one needs that much space, so many homeless, its not right or fair.
This week it was Caprice, Lorna luxe is on one week, they would never ask the pretender Lydiot
This week it was Caprice, Lorna luxe is on one week, they would never ask the pretender Lydiot
poopettemetis
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My dad worked in a corporate environment for 45 years and doesn't have this many ties. He went to a bleeping OFFICE 5 days a week. And went on business trips with businessmen. He gave presentations and negotiated! Ali is cosplaying. That's all this is.
Moments just for us……and the photographer. And Ali passed out drunk and needed to be carried to their room on his wedding night. They’re a class actI hope Cliveden got the memo, that the promo for their hotel taken by the Millen-Gordon’s was going to be a dark haunted hotel vibe, where it looked like they had a witch (Lydia) a wanker (Ali) the two miserable looking gits roaming the grounds. Cause that’s the feel I’m getting from theses images. Halloween just finished didn’t it? Creepy person & spooky castle vibe here.
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You can’t even see the Karen Millen dress clearly in this picture, the setting on the image taken looks like it’s on a dark mode setting or something, she blends in with the background! What a debacle!
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“What a view” - yes, I know, its horrifying! She looks like a sour-puss. Why is the shot of herself in the mirror and not of the view outside of her window.? This is the sort of stuff Cliveden get, when you hire two idiots to do their promo. Serves them right for hiring these fools.
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They look awkward, like they have never embraced before. They probably haven’t, other than the night of their wedding, and even that’s questionable.
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Hermes wouldn’t pay her. They’ve never even had her to one of their events. They have influencer events for their beauty line. And in store events for their favorite customers. Neither of which Lydia has been invited toI assumed this was an advert for Hermes
blue-orchid
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Look at Ali's in step. He is def wearing his lifts in those shoes! And even if the other girl is 6 feet, we know Lyds is still not 5'7". I'm 5'8" and have girlfriends that are 6' and 6'1". That's a 4" inch heel looks like on Lyd's boot?So Aldi is under 5'7 (height confirmed) and she apparently in 5'6, she has high heeled boots on yet is still shorter than Aldi and tiny next to the ladythe lady behind her in the photo with Aldi is taller and in flats. View attachment 2553261 qView attachment 2553262 qView attachment 2553263 q
As for those boots, what brand are they?? Does anyone know?
They are just ugs with that massive cheap looking zipper all the way up the side. I would like it sans zipper and with a lower heel.
MichiganGal
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Looks like the Garden Gnome slept in his dingy white shirt. Why does he think this is a look that anyone would want to emulate? Both Lydiot and Ali are striking the same pose with their outside leg. Extend the outside leg, point the toe, and curved the ankle outward to try and give the illusion of an extra few mm of leg length. Looks ridiculous.
Greentrees
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Yes, agree.
'The Rake' caption on their Instagram reel said -
“In the heart of Mayfair's renowned @claridgeshotel @claridgesartspace,#TheRake toasted to 15 years of redefining classic elegance. A gathering graced by fashion masters, exquisite art, and timeless style, the evening was a tribute to a legacy of sophistication”
So what was Ali and Lydia doing there then?! How have these two jerks scored an invite to this do, to be amongst some of the most distinguished and successful people in their field and craft, and here you have tweedledum and tweedledee looking like they gate crashed the party.. Ali looked like he just stepped off the SS minnow impersonating Thurston Howell the 3rd from Gilligan's Island. Then you have Lydia who looked like she was turning up to a horse show jumping competition. Their fake posh accents must of been working in overdrive that night, not to mention Lydia's fake loud annoying laugh echoing throughout the room, it must have been painful for everyone concerned..They are a complete sham!
That poor girl looked like she had enough listening to Lydia jabber on. Lydia must of been chewing her ear off.
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Oops...
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Good morning and welcome to today 
I address you today from the 12 bedroom dog kennel I just had built in the grounds of my palatial bungalow in Hamlet. Yes, gentle reader, you got it in one. I am redefining elegance.
It’s needed redefining since Lips Boo-Font wore a badly laundered white shirt with a grey, moth-eaten, floppy suit and a loose cravat to a gallery. His spouse, Edwina Currie look-a-like, Elsie Splayfinger-Pointytoe, the UK’s first grammar-free author was present to give half hourly demonstrations of how not to spell. She claimed to not have even heard of the Booker Prize. We elegance re-definers really admire such false modesty. Anyway, back to me…
So - I live in Hamlet. Reputedly, Shakespeare holidayed here whilst a child. This is where his nurse taught him to smoke. Nowadays Hamlet is a large metropolis near to a car park built for lean men who like to lean. They put in a few doorways and set up a camera hire booth. It’s gone down a storm and every day men who pretend they have a city job and carry a briefcase to prove it, come in their hoards to be photographed taking purposeful strides as they lean in a doorway. I mean the redefined elegance of this car park is unsurpassed. I think Channel 4 plan to make a cutting-edge documentary on this new phenomena (as soon as they have redefined their redefinition policies).
My next book will be out as soon as the white ink smudges on the front cover. It’s called Redefining the Redefinition of Elegance. It’s got 4 chapters in large print and takes 14 minutes to read. I have bought myself 10,000 copies as an early Yule gift. If you would like me to send you a signed by the author copy do let me know.
I need to go - someone on the mezzanine floor above is apoplectic! Clearly, they can’t find their wretched brief case…Ugh!
Peace, piece, peas ✌.
I address you today from the 12 bedroom dog kennel I just had built in the grounds of my palatial bungalow in Hamlet. Yes, gentle reader, you got it in one. I am redefining elegance.
It’s needed redefining since Lips Boo-Font wore a badly laundered white shirt with a grey, moth-eaten, floppy suit and a loose cravat to a gallery. His spouse, Edwina Currie look-a-like, Elsie Splayfinger-Pointytoe, the UK’s first grammar-free author was present to give half hourly demonstrations of how not to spell. She claimed to not have even heard of the Booker Prize. We elegance re-definers really admire such false modesty. Anyway, back to me…
So - I live in Hamlet. Reputedly, Shakespeare holidayed here whilst a child. This is where his nurse taught him to smoke. Nowadays Hamlet is a large metropolis near to a car park built for lean men who like to lean. They put in a few doorways and set up a camera hire booth. It’s gone down a storm and every day men who pretend they have a city job and carry a briefcase to prove it, come in their hoards to be photographed taking purposeful strides as they lean in a doorway. I mean the redefined elegance of this car park is unsurpassed. I think Channel 4 plan to make a cutting-edge documentary on this new phenomena (as soon as they have redefined their redefinition policies).
My next book will be out as soon as the white ink smudges on the front cover. It’s called Redefining the Redefinition of Elegance. It’s got 4 chapters in large print and takes 14 minutes to read. I have bought myself 10,000 copies as an early Yule gift. If you would like me to send you a signed by the author copy do let me know.
I need to go - someone on the mezzanine floor above is apoplectic! Clearly, they can’t find their wretched brief case…Ugh!
Peace, piece, peas ✌.
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Sofie
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I was watching Sophie Paterson s house tour and thought the same thing (although her house does showcase her work, which I do love).Watched some Albi Clancy going around rich people's homes, no one needs that much space, so many homeless, its not right or fair.
This week it was Caprice, Lorna luxe is on one week, they would never ask the pretender Lydiot
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Too funny (and clever) @Oops... , am howling hereGood morning and welcome to today
I address you today from the 12 bedroom dog kennel I just had built in the grounds of my palatial bungalow in Hamlet. Yes, gentle reader, you got it in one. I am redefining elegance.
It’s needed redefining since Lips Boo-Font wore a badly laundered white shirt with a grey, moth-eaten, floppy suit and a loose cravat to a gallery. His spouse, Edwina Currie look-a-like, Elsie Splayfinger-Pointytoe, the UK’s first grammar-free author was present to give half hourly demonstrations of how not to spell. She claimed to not have even heard of the Booker Prize. We elegance re-definers really admire such false modesty. Anyway, back to me…
So - I live in Hamlet. Reputedly, Shakespeare holidayed here whilst a child. This is where his nurse taught him to smoke. Nowadays Hamlet is a large metropolis near to a car park built for lean men who like to lean. They put in a few doorways and set up a camera hire booth. It’s gone down a storm and every day men who pretend they have a city job and carry a briefcase to prove it, come in their hoards to be photographed taking purposeful strides as they lean in a doorway. I mean the redefined elegance of this car park is unsurpassed. I think Channel 4 plan to make a cutting-edge documentary on this new phenomena (as soon as they have redefined their redefinition policies).
My next book will be out as soon as the white ink smudges on the front cover. It’s called Redefining the Redefinition of Elegance. It’s got 4 chapters in large print and takes 14 minutes to read. I have bought myself 10,000 copies as an early Yule gift. If you would like me to send you a signed by the author copy do let me know.
I need to go - someone on the mezzanine floor above is apoplectic! Clearly, they can’t find their wretched brief case…Ugh!
Peace, piece, peas ✌.
. I love the way you make the gruesome twosome s escapades so funny, So much laughter this early in the morning. Thank you so much for sharing, 
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I ofter wonder though if she has ingratiated herself with Hermes by shoving her Birkins and Kellys to the front of every photo/footage of her,
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Sorry to quote myself but needed to add ... Would Hermes have noticed what she is doing and granted her VIP status?
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kyaraslife
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That ugly jacket was so unnecessary. The white shirt and skirt is sufficient. She always goes one step more to duck it up.
chat-alie
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Her latest instagram post made me think of the best word to describe her. "Insufferable."
For Lydia's benefit (we know she reads here) it means showing unbearable arrogance or conceit. "an insufferable bully"
Every step in her walk down those stairs, every smirk to camera, each hair flick shows it.
You can't hide your bitter, bitchy personality when it pervades your very walk. You can try hiding it with gushy exclamations of "wow" and "how gorgeous" but in the end the truth will out.
No wonder she has so few friends (all Ali's.) Nothing about her is genuine.
For Lydia's benefit (we know she reads here) it means showing unbearable arrogance or conceit. "an insufferable bully"
Every step in her walk down those stairs, every smirk to camera, each hair flick shows it.
You can't hide your bitter, bitchy personality when it pervades your very walk. You can try hiding it with gushy exclamations of "wow" and "how gorgeous" but in the end the truth will out.
No wonder she has so few friends (all Ali's.) Nothing about her is genuine.
kyaraslife
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So Aldi is under 5'7 (height confirmed) and she apparently in 5'6, she has high heeled boots on yet is still shorter than Aldi and tiny next to the lady
Jeez those boots look bleeping crass. That heel length and the chunky ness makes it so unflattering. She carefully chose the angles they look good in her dressing room but here it looks extra cheap and revolting
Kaylovescosmetics
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I would love to win the lottery and buy the house next door to Lydia’s, my husband doesn’t stand no crap and he would be putting a boundary fence up between our house and hers, that would be her woodland gone. We might be in out 60’s but we are big into partying and having BBQ’s and we have a massive family loads of grown up kids and grandkids. We would be her worst nightmare as a new neighbour, all keep your fingers crossed we win the lottery soon
katiesmith81
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If you really want to impress then have the leaf at 11, its to symbolise the 11th hour, of the 11th day, of the 11th month, but its not obligatory lol. Really though the fighting still went on least 36 hours and had to be continually extended pretty much until the Treaty of Versailles (why kind of WW2 happened) was signed the following year.
slipperfluff
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Sorry I’m late to the party but came here just to comment on her utterly bizarre choice of outfit for that event! The taller lady she’s posing with looks bemused. She looks like she’s in Halloween fancy dress as someone attending a country shoot. I bet she was boiling too.
Julia123
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I was just thinking how arrogant she looks in this post.
If I didn’t know who she was, I sure wouldn’t be enticed to stay at this cottage based on this post that is all about her mean face and ugly too tight outfit.
For those blocked…. This is a supposed AD for the cottage. They paid for and approved this post as an ad for thier property. What is wrong with the PR world????
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