Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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...and when you’ve finished that can you wallpaper the shed with some Hyacinth Wallpaper so I can call it the Hyacinth room? C’mon hurry up, I’ll sit here scrolling until you’ve finished then I’ll have my nap whilst you cook supper...and then....
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The garden needs dead-heading and then the roof needs a good scrub...and then...
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I’ll be expecting my lavender spray tied with ribbon...don’t forget the ribbon...
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When did you say my present is arriving? It’s a bit late isn’t it?
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The laundry needs hanging out - the washing machine has just stopped. Then you can bath the dogs. Yes BOTH of them! Tch..

I suppose you would like an automatic door to your cellar (so useful when both hands are holding wine glasses) and a curtain to hide your...ahem...appliances?

Oh and no doubt the Hydrangea Annabelles need a good scrub and you would like a box hedge around your hammock?

I'll just get the ladder.....
 
My appliances are on full display for all to see 24/7, 365 days per annum. Humph...

When are you photographing me collecting the eggs today? I am already wearing my outfit of the day which consists of...

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Lydia, we all know you didn't really want anyone's actual opinion on wearing white to a wedding...... you had already made your mind up what you were wearing.

Exactly. Those posts were all leaning toward ‘this is why these non white dresses aren’t my choice’.

Brides should step up more and refuse women like this even entering the venue. I definitely would.
 
I don't believe Ali had ever lived with a partner. He still lived at home. He had at least one girlfriend before Lydia. But really, he was very inexperienced. Lydia blew into his life, (he has stated more than once he didn't even fancy her when he met her, but she plowed her way into his life). She moved into his parent's house with him. Got a boob job, whilst leeching off the parent's generosity, saved all her money and then she and Ali purchased their first home together.

He went from his parent's house to cohabitating with Lydia. He never stood a chance. She was sugar and spice until he put a ring on it. Ali was a gym rat and electrician trainee, gay baiting his SM posts with #gay #boy hashtags. Lydia pretended to get into fitness to land him. That's the first documented case of her pulling on a skin to get what she wanted. Of course it didn't last. Lazy people never stick with anything. She started showing her true colours in the run up to the wedding and frantic search for a Millen Pound Mansion. Then, she really unleashed her truest self once they moved into the new build bungalow. And it's all been documented by them both! LOL

Now Ali is an anemic looking wee man, wearing ginger tones that do nothing for him, and exposing his feets in Hermés "slandals" that would make any hot blooded woman turn away in distaste. But he gets to live in a big house, drive an AM (when Lydia doesn't want to drive it), and he very likely feels he is winning at life. He's too thick to notice Lydia has orchestrated it so that he doesn't have interest from women. She's removed everything that was once attractive about him. His fitness, his "urban" style of hoodies and combat boots with jeans. She aged him on purpose and he's so money grubbing he thinks he's projecting a gentlemanly look from bygone eras. When the reality is he looks like an emaciated dandy that is aging faster than milk, sleeping in a dead bedroom at home.

Everything is a farce with Influencers. Most are materialistic asshats. But they stay in their gauche lane. Then we have the likes of Lydia and Ali, as materialistic as everyone else in their field, but trying to hoodwink everyone with put on posh accents and the costumes of what they think the .01% waft around in. It is the funniest thing ever to me. Everything they do is fake. Everything. Down to cooking up and serving themselves massive portions of carby food, that are then never eaten. An exotic breed cat. Getting the popular dog breed, but not training the dogs. Having a twee, tiny chicken coop that is doomed to be the scene of a literal massacre. But it doesn't matter, because SOLID OAK and flimsy painted chicken wire makes it look invisible and pretty. Everything is about how it looks. Not function. Looks.

The saddest thing to me about these freebie chasing numpties is they've brought living creatures into their performance. For engagement. For clicks. For their coffers. Poor Lumi, the solitary Bengal that doesn't have a litter box, doesn't have even one scratching post and owners that didn't notice her cat flap was locked for weeks. The poor dogs that never get to leave the grounds and explore cities. They get zero stimulation from their owners, no training games, no colourful toys. Only toys that go with the bleak beige aesssssthetic of their owners. The poor angry bees. And now these beautiful (non rescue!) chickens, that have to wait around for days until the house boy gets around to providing for their daily needs. You know those chickens have all clocked the foxes already. I can't even imagine their agitation. Chickens know!

Lydia and Ali are shitpuffin poseurs. The both of them.

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Oh Bravo 💯 agree with everything you have stated.....well said @happyforest.
 
On the Daily Mail website today (don't judge it's Sunday morning) there is an article showing a few celebs/models before they were known/famous. People like Angelina Jolie and Demi Moore. One of them is Geri Halliwell. Dodgy photo shoot with her baps out. I've said this before on here, but honestly Lydia reminds me of her SO much. Geri was always as common as muck, from Watford, total chav, thick, no talent etc. She got lucky with the Spice Girls (and at least worked hard during that time) but in the last 10 years or so she's been prancing around doing her Posh Lady of the Manor Society Girl Act and he drives me insane. She has acquired this new plummy voice, only ever wears white clothes, has got in to horses and country pursuits and generally behaves like a TOTALLY different person. Nothing wrong with developing and growing as a person, but after marrying that rich bloke, likes to think she's a member of Aristocracy. How ironic it's Vicky Beckham known as "Posh"!
 
Exactly. Those posts were all leaning toward ‘this is why these non white dresses aren’t my choice’.

Brides should step up more and refuse women like this even entering the venue. I definitely would.

It was the whole I predominately wear white and ivory that pissed me off as she seems to forget that she records her entire life in video and pictures and she is always pictured in colours that aren't white or ivory. She has only recently been wearing these colour where as you never hear Freddy or Josie say they struggle to dress for weddings and they have always worn light neutrals and blush pink.

I have never attended a wedding thankfully where someone has shown up wearing white/cream/ivory/blush as I thankfully don't know anyone who is that way inclined. However if it was my wedding I would have someone ask that person to leave.

She wore this monstrosity to Frow's wedding in Provence so this is clearly a newly made up 'problem' for the idiot.

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She acts like every wedding she attends is a society wedding and she needs a grand ODLR or Elie Saab gown. In reality she would be fine in one of her Karen Millen dresses or something from Self-Portrait. She only want's to wear a big designer and stick it with an Hermes to show off to the other guests how unsuccessful she is. She just wants to be talked about and doesn't care if it is negative or positive. If it is negative she will just gaslight everyone with her bullshit.
 
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I wonder why Lydia never did a completed garden tour? She really is a useless influenza
She just gets things built in her house and garden and barely documents anything. Instead all she gives is 20min try-on QVC hauls, redundant talk about what she's gonna do in the house but then only films 5minutes of the actual Reno/transformation. Some people manage to make a full video of a full room transformation and make it so satisfying to watch. And to think her videos are actually planned, and that she's scrapping for content??? I don't understand. She's scrapping for content because she doesn't do anything herself.

Pumpkin patch prep? Update of the kitchen garden, what she has harvested so far, lessons learnt this year...? What they are bloody planning on storing in the outside kitchen cupboards?

You have to head to Ali's channel if you want any kind of thorough explanation.
 
Lydia's still milking what to wear to their friends wedding. In her latest tiktok post she has added a couple of different outfits to the others she was banging on about. She said these two are the 'wild card' outfits she was thinking of wearing. Same skirt different tops. First top Halfpenny London and second top Karen Millen.

Other than her finger looking like ET, Is it just me, or is this top not fitting her right. :oops: What on earth! She's literally spilling out! She may need to think twice before bending down or forward or even dancing if she ends up wearing this top. Clean up on aisle 5 spillage if she does..
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Where's her neck?
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Lydia's still milking what to wear to their friends wedding. In her latest tiktok post she has added a couple of different outfits to the others she was banging on about. She said these two are the 'wild card' outfits she was thinking of wearing. Same skirt different tops. First top Halfpenny London and second top Karen Millen.

Other than her finger looking like ET, Is it just me, or is this top not fitting her right. :oops: What on earth! She's literally spilling out! She may need to think twice before bending down or forward or even dancing if she ends up wearing this top. Clean up on aisle 5 spillage if she does..
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Where's her neck?
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I feel like the first ill fitting top was from her rehearsal dinner 2 piece so it was fitted to her old boobs. Almost looks like she has taped it down as the fabric towards her armpits isn't moving which is making it gape at the front when she bends over.
 
OMG I am not worthy BUT if you insist - the hair always needs to win. First of all I would like to thank the Academy of Tattlers, also my doting husband without whom I could not possibly have won this award. I would also like to thank my amazing manager who makes sure I get out of bed each morning and also the girls in the office who make sure my hair is brushed each day and of course Lydiot herself who gives all of us the numerous laughs and chuckles each day as we watch her hair bounce its way through life.
Thank you thank you thank you X X X X X X X X
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The new offering starts with her not complaining about how bridalesque she looks in white pyjamas. Wtf is her obsession with always being seen as a bride?

Also in what universe is that a size up in pjs on her? It looks true to size. More evidence that she sizes down in regular clothing sizes 🤣

Lydia always says she's a size 2.
Emily Canham recently did a haul and her clothes were a size 4.
Emily Canham is a lot slimmer and taller than Lydia. There is no way Lydia is a size 2. Emily, imo, is an unhealthy size 2.
I would say Lydia is a normal size 6 and sometimes, when she wants the clothes to be uber tight and uncomfortable, a size 4. She places way too much emphasis on sizing.
 
Lydia's still milking what to wear to their friends wedding. In her latest tiktok post she has added a couple of different outfits to the others she was banging on about. She said these two are the 'wild card' outfits she was thinking of wearing. Same skirt different tops. First top Halfpenny London and second top Karen Millen.

Other than her finger looking like ET, Is it just me, or is this top not fitting her right. :oops: What on earth! She's literally spilling out! She may need to think twice before bending down or forward or even dancing if she ends up wearing this top. Clean up on aisle 5 spillage if she does..
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Omg in what universe is this an outfit you would wear anywhere let alone a wedding? And again… WHITE TOP.
 
OMG I am not worthy BUT if you insist - the hair always needs to win. First of all I would like to thank the Academy of Tattlers, also my doting husband without whom I could not possibly have won this award. I would also like to thank my amazing manager who makes sure I get out of bed each morning and also the girls in the office who make sure my hair is brushed each day and of course Lydiot herself who gives all of us the numerous laughs and chuckles each day as we watch her hair bounce its way through life.
Thank you thank you thank you X X X X X X X X
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On behalf of the Trombone of Truth may I thank you for your thank you? It means a lot! Touched and tearful are the words that spring to mind when thought is given to the years you have spent leading up to this pinnacle moment. Your doting husband has always been a particular favourite of the Academy and his input has not gone unnoticed. There is nothing to be said about said hair since she says it all - year after Year after SODDING YEAR…All hail @toomuchstuff and may your canoe never leak! 🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️
 
The new offering starts with her not complaining about how bridalesque she looks in white pyjamas. Wtf is her obsession with always being seen as a bride?

Also in what universe is that a size up in pjs on her? It looks true to size. More evidence that she sizes down in regular clothing sizes 🤣
Perennial bride Millen-Moron is a nutjob. She will be up to the same tricks in years to come, sans Ali (hopefully).
When is Tamara's wedding? So I can stock up on popcorn well in advance. And Ali on mini eggs.
 
Lydia's still milking what to wear to their friends wedding. In her latest tiktok post she has added a couple of different outfits to the others she was banging on about. She said these two are the 'wild card' outfits she was thinking of wearing. Same skirt different tops. First top Halfpenny London and second top Karen Millen.

Other than her finger looking like ET, Is it just me, or is this top not fitting her right. :oops: What on earth! She's literally spilling out! She may need to think twice before bending down or forward or even dancing if she ends up wearing this top. Clean up on aisle 5 spillage if she does..
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That Eve’s Attic is so small there is only one area where she can stand up! That’s why she has to stoop like Uriah Heep to the camera because there is stoop space only…Should have used the big room in the basement as her dressing room ( the room with no natural light!) then she’d have had room to stand up and space to hang all her frocks. As it is for the job she’s chosen she is badly equipped to be able to do it properly. There would have been lighting solutions to the unused basement room and all of it tax deductible…She could have kept the bar if she’d wanted to.

They would have told themselves that that room would make a great party room when they bought the house. It’s been used about 4 times in as many years (usually to put up the Christmas tree). Such a waste of space. They have to come upstairs to find a loo that works! Sooo impressive. They don’t entertain enough to warrant that room. Same as they don’t cook enough to warrant 2 kitchens. Sad really.
 
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