Lydia Millen #186 'Rescue' hens have arrived, borrowed hair has departed, has the book been started?

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Ms.Chanandler Bong said:
The dress is lovely, the hat and wearer not so much. Giving me gold-digger widow vibes. In your dreams, Lidl!
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Trust me. Lydia is on the hunt for the next Mr Millen Whatever. Preferably an older new money businessman who will buy her fake posh act and be impressed by her internet “fame”. You can only pull so much wool over the eyes of your audience for so long. And nobody is buying Ali getting dressed up in a suit and briefcase to loiter around parking structures
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Namima said:
Nope, you're just a piece of sh*t.
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Just look at this look of love.
NOT !!!!
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That is the look of a man who is fed up of being emasculated.
Fed up of being pushed around.
Fed up of being bullied.
Fed up of bbeing manipulated.
Fed up of living a lie.

But not enough to do anything about it.
Ali, life's too short to put up with her bs.
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He’s just slave labor
 
happyforest said:
I don't believe Ali had ever lived with a partner. He still lived at home. He had at least one girlfriend before Lydia. But really, he was very inexperienced. Lydia blew into his life, (he has stated more than once he didn't even fancy her when he met her, but she plowed her way into his life). She moved into his parent's house with him. Got a boob job, whilst leeching off the parent's generosity, saved all her money and then she and Ali purchased their first home together.

He went from his parent's house to cohabitating with Lydia. He never stood a chance. She was sugar and spice until he put a ring on it. Ali was a gym rat and electrician trainee, gay baiting his SM posts with #gay #boy hashtags. Lydia pretended to get into fitness to land him. That's the first documented case of her pulling on a skin to get what she wanted. Of course it didn't last. Lazy people never stick with anything. She started showing her true colours in the run up to the wedding and frantic search for a Millen Pound Mansion. Then, she really unleashed her truest self once they moved into the new build bungalow. And it's all been documented by them both! LOL

Now Ali is an anemic looking wee man, wearing ginger tones that do nothing for him, and exposing his feets in Hermés "slandals" that would make any hot blooded woman turn away in distaste. But he gets to live in a big house, drive an AM (when Lydia doesn't want to drive it), and he very likely feels he is winning at life. He's too thick to notice Lydia has orchestrated it so that he doesn't have interest from women. She's removed everything that was once attractive about him. His fitness, his "urban" style of hoodies and combat boots with jeans. She aged him on purpose and he's so money grubbing he thinks he's projecting a gentlemanly look from bygone eras. When the reality is he looks like an emaciated dandy that is aging faster than milk, sleeping in a dead bedroom at home.

Everything is a farce with Influencers. Most are materialistic asshats. But they stay in their gauche lane. Then we have the likes of Lydia and Ali, as materialistic as everyone else in their field, but trying to hoodwink everyone with put on posh accents and the costumes of what they think the .01% waft around in. It is the funniest thing ever to me. Everything they do is fake. Everything. Down to cooking up and serving themselves massive portions of carby food, that are then never eaten. An exotic breed cat. Getting the popular dog breed, but not training the dogs. Having a twee, tiny chicken coop that is doomed to be the scene of a literal massacre. But it doesn't matter, because SOLID OAK and flimsy painted chicken wire makes it look invisible and pretty. Everything is about how it looks. Not function. Looks.

The saddest thing to me about these freebie chasing numpties is they've brought living creatures into their performance. For engagement. For clicks. For their coffers. Poor Lumi, the solitary Bengal that doesn't have a litter box, doesn't have even one scratching post and owners that didn't notice her cat flap was locked for weeks. The poor dogs that never get to leave the grounds and explore cities. They get zero stimulation from their owners, no training games, no colourful toys. Only toys that go with the bleak beige aesssssthetic of their owners. The poor angry bees. And now these beautiful (non rescue!) chickens, that have to wait around for days until the house boy gets around to providing for their daily needs. You know those chickens have all clocked the foxes already. I can't even imagine their agitation. Chickens know!

Lydia and Ali are shitpuffin poseurs. The both of them.

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Hark! The inventor of The Shitpuffin hath thus spake!

We now have a COVETED SHITPUFFIN AWARD and I would like to nominate our @happyforest to win it this time with this her perfectly written and truly observant post!

Thank you to all those who took part in the last thread’s award which was won by @toomuchstuff for her post on Elsie photographing herself in the hairdresser’s bowl ( good position as she’s lying back and you can’t see the marbles in her jowl). Well done Dearest on being voted our first well deserved winner with 37 votes.🏆 :m:m:m
 
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Hark! The inventor of The Shitpuffin hath thus spake!

We now have a COVETED SHITPUFFIN AWARD and I would like to nominate our @happyforest to win it this time with this her perfectly written and truly observant post!

Thank you to all those who took part in the last thread’s award which was won by @toomuchstuff for her post on Elsie photographing herself in the hairdresser’s bowl ( good position as she’s lying back and you can’t see the marbles in her jowl). Well done Dearest on being voted our first well deserved winner with 37 votes.🏆 :m:m:m
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Congratulations @toomuchstuff 🥰

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Namima said:
Nope, you're just a piece of sh*t.
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Just look at this look of love.
NOT !!!!
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That is the look of a man who is fed up of being emasculated.
Fed up of being pushed around.
Fed up of being bullied.
Fed up of bbeing manipulated.
Fed up of living a lie.

But not enough to do anything about it.
Ali, life's too short to put up with her bs.
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She has him run off his feet since he has been back home, while she just sits on her behind scrolling through her phone and does nothing but boss him around.

I bet Ali wishes he was back in Italy with Denis doing this.


 
K18 said:
Why doesn't she wear one of her ugly KM dresses?

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Or what about this extra ugly dress she just had to beg for have.

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If you are so confident in your choice just wear it, but you will be that girl. What makes it worse is she openly saying I have all these other options but on purpose I want to wear this predominantly white silk dress in a bridal shape because it is all about me me me.

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Oooof course that's her final option. Just goes to show whatever she posts for engagement, polls and whatnot, is performative at best. Begging for people to click and leave comments, completing this narc loop.

Yes, Lydia, you are that girl. Every wedding is your wedding. Monica would hate you, because you would absolutely try to steal her thunder.
 
Michelle05 said:
This was such a disgusting thing to say and keep in the vlog! Why didn’t Lydia tell her pet-husband to shut up? The waiter must have died inside and went in to laugh with his colleagues about these weirdos.
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This is all about upbringing and knowing what is or what isn’t appropriate to say at the table where there are others to consider vis food. For all the begging that had to be done for that table ( another freebie) this is what the Benefactor gets! It should have been left out in the edit you are absolutely right. From 1-10 on the GQ (grim quotient) it’s a strong 9. They really don’t know how to behave and would be better off sticking with their sophisticated battered sausages as a takeaway. They can manage that and we don’t have to suffer the ‘outfits of the day‘ and all the twirling! It’s getting really old hat and worn out dull now.
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Good Morning and welcome to today 🌹

Last night heralded the welcome return of our Dearest Havisham @Milking Keynes! This is the freshly steamed bunting put out in Reception this morning to welcome her back! I baked a few cakes for everyone too! Do enjoy!



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The reason I’ve popped in is to open up a Sunday Discussion...to whit

This forum has seen enough twirling in outfits filmed from behind with the obligatory ‘smile over the shoulder’ at the end to last a long lifetime - DISCUSS...

The Oxford Union has nothing on us.

More cake anyone?

Peace, Piece, Peas.✌️
 
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...and when you’ve finished that can you wallpaper the shed with some Hyacinth Wallpaper so I can call it the Hyacinth room? C’mon hurry up, I’ll sit here scrolling until you’ve finished then I’ll have my nap whilst you cook supper...and then....
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The garden needs dead-heading and then the roof needs a good scrub...and then...
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I’ll be expecting my lavender spray tied with ribbon...don’t forget the ribbon...
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When did you say my present is arriving? It’s a bit late isn’t it?
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The laundry needs hanging out - the washing machine has just stopped. Then you can bath the dogs. Yes BOTH of them! Tch..
 
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Oops... said:
...and when you’ve finished that can you wallpaper the shed with some Hyacinth Wallpaper so I can call it the Hyacinth room? C’mon hurry up, I’ll sit here scrolling until you’ve finished then I’ll have my nap whilst you cook supper...and then....
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The garden needs dead-heading and then the roof needs a good scrub...and then...
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I’ll be expecting my lavender spray tied with ribbon...don’t forget the ribbon...
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When did you say my present is arriving? It’s a bit late isn’t it?
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The laundry needs hanging out - the washing machine has just stopped. Then you can bath the dogs. Yes BOTH of the, Tch..
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You two, oh, stop it! 😂❤
 
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Have you hoovered the sitting room (they call it the lounge but I just can’t!)...
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I need shelves put up in the laundry...and when you’re in there can you whittle a sign saying Flower Room..?
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Can you clean all the boots in the boot room? Have you hung your trousers up? Can you hang mine up they are in that big heap for hanging in my small Eve’s Attic...
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what time are you planning on cleaning out the chicken run?
 
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