Lydia Millen #165 Gosh! I might be old and thick but Lidl really makes me sick!

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Oooh would love to come ... I cannot wait! Just one thing though, please can I bring the heart throb Alan Titchmarsh (he can keeps us entertained with stories of gardening and things to do behind a bespoke shed/greenhouse) and Ashton Kutcher (for ahem obvious reasons)? I was going to offer to share with @Margo Polo but it sounds like she s fallen in love! :oops:
I had to look up Alan to see who he was. I remember him from a gardening makeover show my mom use to watch when I was a teenager. Alan can trim my bush anytime…..💃
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Excuse my French but I have no other words after watching her latest YouTube video…

I’ve never witnessed someone chat so much shite. Stinking… cow pat… shite!!!

I watch out of complete shallow intrigue but sometimes I start questioning my decision 😂😂😂


You are not alone - her crap is best consumed with alcohol to dull the pain!

People are starting to see what we see!
 

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we've seen Lydia go through endless personalities and phase obessions.

Its so bizarre how she obsesses over one thing then makes it her entire personality. For example, now that she has her fixation on ERmezz, she's buying literally everything in Burgundy!

Lydia's new personality obsession: Ermezz Burgundy Grandma who also thinks she's a RoYaL.
 
YASSSSSSSS! SO EXCITED!

I've invited Mads Mikkelsen. No worries, he's pinky promised not to be method acting that Hannibal character. I'm happy to share him with @Margo Polo if she's keen, he's plenty man enough to accommodate us and more. (See the Polar film as evidence. ;) )

I've packed hammocks, hopefully there will be a couple of trees somewhere, or a solid oak porch I can use to sway away my nights.

Thank you so much, @MissMidnight for all your work on this.

When I worked as a stewardess Mads Mikkelsen was onboard once. Before landing his seat was reclined so I had to tell him to correct it...My face was probably as red as a tomato 🤣.
 
Omg she 100% reads here.The ramble about how she didn’t know the princess of wales had this actual coat.

The image of Kate is what we posted here in that coat. We all know you saw it on her Lydia and didn’t sleep day and night until you got your hands on it.

She lies through her teeth. Oh look at me, I just happen to have the same taste as royalty.

and oh I’m so rich I’ll meet the brand in a hotel and see their collection. Fishing for freebies, AGAIN.
Totally agree with you she just lies through her teeth all the time - didn’t know Princess of Wales had that coat yeah right! When unboxing “I always unbox everything with you” erm no you don’t - you could hear her brain whirring when she was trying to get her stories straight regarding her other (fake) Hermes bags! The burgundy dress (god we are going to see everything in that colour now - may get a rest from the sage green) apparently is so old fashioned she needed to modernise it with the Hermes belt. I take it the Little House on the Prairie and Coastal Grandmother days are finally over 🙌🏻😂
 
Ok, soz, but I just realized this extravaganza is TEN DAYS. To avoid the possibility of boredom with my lusted after Mads Mikkelsen, (just in case I have an undiagnosed case of ADHD which I understand is common in peri-menopausal womens), I'll also be bringing Michele Morrone. On the condition that he NOT break into song. He is only allowed to brood, flex, and smolder. Of course he may do anything physical he wants. No singing, and no humming though, in fact if he never speaks that's fine with me. He is very likely going to be asking each of you, "Are you lost baby girl???", over and over again. 🥴 I strongly urge all to say NO or else you are likely to wake up in a strange bedroom, at best dressed in a negligee you've never seen before.

Mads Mikkelsen is allowed to talk in any language he wishes. :love:
 
I know everyone is entitled to buy whatever handbags or items that they want. I just cannot believe in the space of 2 years she has spent so much (supposedly) on Hermes Bags... that are very similar when she said she would never buy them before 2020. 7 BAGS - IF REAL she's blown in the neighborhood of $80-85,000 on bags you can hardly tell apart and that were not gifted or discounted like she used to get !!!!!!!!!

TAN BIG F-U 2020 BIRKIN (CAN'T REMEMBER THE SIZE) IS NOW BATTERED (20K?)
TAN KELLY MINI (PROBABLY FAKE BUT IF REAL - WELL OVER 20K)
TAN BIRKIN 25 (STORE - 8K?)

BLACK KELLY WITH WARPED ANTENNA SANGLES(PROBABLY FAKE BUT SHE SAYS WAS HAND DELIVERED FROM STORE... PROBABLY 7-8K)
BLACK MINI KELLY (PROBABLY FAKE BUT IF REAL - WELL OVER 20K)
BLACK BIRKIN (RESELLER PROBABLY OVER 20K)

ROSE H KELLY (RESELLER 8K?)

Then if you add the Chanel 7k, Celine bag 4k, new LV trunk bag 7k? That's and extra 18-20k and I'm probably leaving something out. This doesn't include all of the vanity cases and trunks.

As a bag lover I can't even wrap my brain around this since she's not a collector nor is she a mega rich person getting bags in every color or same color in every size/style. And sounds like she has sold almost ever single bag she owned so who knows if she even still has that wicker lunch box.
 
Oooh would love to come ... I cannot wait! Just one thing though, please can I bring the heart throb Alan Titchmarsh (he can keeps us entertained with stories of gardening and things to do behind a bespoke shed/greenhouse) and Ashton Kutcher (for ahem obvious reasons)? I was going to offer to share with @Margo Polo but it sounds like she s fallen in love! :oops:
Do NOT be fooled Madam! Margo Polo will never fall in love. She merely cha cha’s, captivates and callously disregards! They remain smitten, bitten and written off.

Law (Mr J) and St Gary Barlow are arriving tomorrow - we will then have some Law and Order and don’t be surprised if they join the dawn walks. I am busy writing love letters in the sand right now. The best thing about Tardis Travel is you aren’t left jet lagged. Teddy is playing Rachmaninov for Gem on the Broadwood Boudoir Grand Piano in the Midnight Pavilion of Dreams. Miss G is flirting outrageously with Wilbur Wallace and all the other fur babies are fast asleep (for now). Casper is wrapped up in his fave towel (of course).

I’m feeling chilly so have put on 6 pairs of my woolly tights and now none of my shoes fit! My arm wear of choice tonight is this old bag…
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I know! Stunning. You don’t have to tell me…

Oh look! Darling SS is coming with our crystal water glasses. Play Midnight at the Oasis Teddy!
 
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Things I now hate because of this mutant :

- the word ‘craftsmanship’
- calling clothes ‘this piece’
- calling a greenhouse a kitchen garden
- anyone who says ‘piece de resistance’
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anyone who says - mon diue mon duie
- ‘for the most part’


She just gets right on my wick if I’m honest, I need to stop hate watching 😂
see also - 'x of dreams'
 
I follow Kelly Piquet on instagram and she has filmed herself at the Sellier store in Monaco. The black Lady Dior and Pink Chanel caught my eye, I swear these are Lydia’s bags. It can’t be a coincidence they have 2 of the exact bags Lydia had.

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OMG you are so RIGHT! Look how warped that LD looks! Were they listed on Sellier or did she sell them quietly? If listed in one of her "drops", do you think Sellier "faked" a sell out and just moved them to store to save face?

Have you all noticed that she never has dust bags or any other auth cards etc for the bags she sells? In record time they are "battered", warped and sad. She never stuffs them to store them... who knows what she does with the dust bags which I find VERY ODD! Most people at least store the dust bags in the actual bags. A dust bag alone can really get you more money when re-selling as buyers want them!
 
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I had to look up Alan to see who he was. I remember him from a gardening makeover show my mom use to watch when I was a teenager. Alan can trim my bush anytime…..💃
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Ohhh there is a certain something Mr Titchmarsh has and it s true the ladies adore him. I m not surprised your mum used to watch him, he had quite a following.

Am looking forward to us all dancing the warm nights away under the stars without a care in the world. See you all on the beach :cool:

PS @MissMidnight please may I have a bed on the wraparound verandah (I can then keep an eye out for any cha cha charing that might be going on 🧐)? 🤫
 
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