Speaking of the hero ring… I haven’t seen it in her for months and months. Guess she got paid to wear it after all.But they never kiss, do they?
She should buy a hero ring for all her bravery (having botox even if it's frowned upon!!!)
Intimacy (has launched..)? Wait.. what?
Also it makes the items behind her look so much more dull? Is it me or is the colour sucked out of everything.
She might as well be on another planet already.... no scratch that some alternative universe of wonkyOh wow... what absolute comedy gold I just caught up on from yesterday. Thanks for always being you Lydia... you prize twat
My contribution to the Lydia memes. My shoddy Snapchat editing removed her arms and hair, but I think this perhaps adds to the charm.
"T-minus 3, 2, 1, 0... ignition and lift off! Lydia Millen is on her way to Pluto"
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That is absolutely disgusting! I can't believe they're doing that!
My mothers been to it least once, she's a well a very keen gardener does keep hers really nicely as well, to be honest with her energy problems I dunno how she does it, also has an allotment as well. Is just like well a kitchen garden kind of but away from someones/family home if they dont have enough space for the things they want to grow for people who arent in the UK, thats either leased from the local authority/council or a private landowner (think my mothers is the latter).If that isn’t saying ED then I don’t know what is. Clearly Lydia isn’t the smallest and could fit a size 8 maybe a 10 but she cannot accept the fact and instead of going to a life coach and talking a load of shit she needs to go to her GP and ask for help.
All Lydia and Ali have done is make everything about themselves, “ I want more David Austin roses” but Chelsea isn’t about David bloody Austin or the Harrods display (that look crap) or some bloke flogging 4 grand rocking horses it’s about the creative and talented florists and people that spend months growing difference flowers when I went in 2018 there was some amazing designs but all Lydia cares about is herself and what things cost, she completely missed the point of Chelsea.
for anyone that hasn’t been and wants to go book half day tickets as they are cheaper and you can get round and see everything from 3pm onwards personally I don’t care about the stalls/people selling things (foods not great either) and if I wanted to look at David Austin roses I would go to the garden centre.
I bet she does, the lazy moo moo!Love how when she tries to take the piss out of Ali sewing he claps back 'well you couldn't do it cause you don't know how to sew'
Speaking of the hero ring… I haven’t seen it in her for months and months. Guess she got paid to wear it after all.
When am I ever not serious? Hmm? ...
I bet she doesn’t, sewing is an art! Art means talent and that lidl has nada of!
My goodness! I thought she had become Eurovision Competitor Armies Gorn singing ‘Can’t Faff With My Hair No More...’Oh wow... what absolute comedy gold I just caught up on from yesterday. Thanks for always being you Lydia... you prize twat
My contribution to the Lydia memes. My shoddy Snapchat editing removed her arms and hair, but I think this perhaps adds to the charm.
"T-minus 3, 2, 1, 0... ignition and lift off! Lydia Millen is on her way to Pluto"
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No way does she sew. Requirements are attention to detail, patience, creativity, practicality...none of which lidl possesses. In fact the only thing she can do is model clothes so heaven help her if she loses her figure.
He’s POPEYE the sailor man
Ha, Ha! Ok, you Daxons or Daxon’s or DaxUns - can I please quote Her Travesty on last night’s vlog... ‘Communicative... is that the right word.. he hee, I’ve just invented a word...’ then, we got ‘Sustenance - is that the right word? Substance - no, sustance, eeerrr?’ ... We were also treated to capsule pronounced Cap-Shule, which was an Essex moment, and all this from a ‘gardener’ who doesn’t know the difference between Iceberg lettuce and Spinach.Breaking News...
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The much loved children’s cartoon character POPEYE is on a life support machine in Mount Sinai Hospial, NY. It is reported that end of life discussions are taking place with his family. Miss Olive Oyl, his long betrothed girlfriend issued the following statement today as throngs gathered around the perimeter of the hospital for a vigil to pray for a miracle:-
All of us who loved POPEYE are at a loss to understand why Spinach has been replaced with Iceberg Lettuce! This is a travesty! Everyone knows the power of Spinach and the strength it gives...Whoever thought of this has a great deal to answer for...
He's opened a lettuce can
The food can’t sustain him
Nobody can blame him
His future is down the pan...
I will now return to the bedside of my fiancée with the heaviest of hearts. Thank you.
Imagine living your life in this pathetic fashion. It must be very bad for you when you think about it. Poncing around in dresses in your dressing room fawning over yourself all day, constantly thinking about your appearance, moving the camera around to film you pretending to do things like water your plants. Plants that you leave fruit on for the assthetics (the lemons). A very odd existence.
I def don’t believe that and how could she tell anyway, we all know she can’t read. Well if anyone thought she could this is proof!!
But even so, wouldnt you question the look of it? Wouldnt you think surely if a large iceberg lettuce is round, would the young leaves look like this?
I think if it were me and I genuinely thought I'd planted iceberg (I don't believe) and it looked more like romaine, I would simply say "I am picking my lettuce"
