Lydia Millen #136 Just a tatty-headed, self-centred bullrider with bad taste.

[Oops...]

Good morning and welcome to today...

Just thought I would drop in before I do my 47 kilometre run to the nearest KM shop to stock up on essential, extra Snow White accoutrements. The reason for my presence here is to marvel, nay - flabber ghast that since we started with Daxon Watch there have been sooo few spilling mistakes...isn’t that odd? As I always say, manners cost nothing and good spilling is a courtesy...

 

[K18]

Oh but it holds like a motherfucker. Served me well in high-pony, sequinned, disco-dancing competition days!

Now imagine how ruined your hair would be if you sprayed that hairspray on dry hair and then added heat on top of it to curl

For all those who are blocked…. Enjoy the utter ridiculousness. Wonder what she was talking about the WHOLE time? Wait .,,, I know…. Herself and her equestrian background and rich parents and some injury that she is a victim on thanks to a “bespoke” rocking horse.

And that man is hilariously flailing a 20k (likely fake) bag around!

And you guys are on point. Predicted the entire outfit!

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The way the guy is bending and holding the strap I hope the pvc didn’t crack

 

[15 Yemen Road Yemen]

@15 Yemen Road Yemen I would like to say loud and proud that your name completes me. Now is the time to return back to something more Chan-Chan-man approved.

Thanks for the shoutout❤❤
And the endless chuckles. Really love this thread. Long time lurker. Haven’t watched Lydiot in years but always hang around here!!!

@15 Yemen Road Yemen I would like to say loud and proud that your name completes me. Now is the time to return back to something more Chan-Chan-man approved.

Oh my, the flog is a mess. No clue where others got that "it wasn't THAT bad" feeling, but she's quite awful and very mean. Especially to the dogs for some reason? Don't even get me started on the latest unboxing. The dress with lemons... OH LAAAWD. Tuscan drrrream dress of nightmares. Horrible. Zero points. 10/10 fashion critics would burn the dress and any potential buyers at stake.

And why does she feel the need to always remind us they're Hoho Barnyard members? Constant barrage of her waffling on about how they're either headed there, about to go there or just returned from there.
We get it.
There's zero brownie points you score through bashing us over our heads with it. Plus you can't even swim, you dimwit, so you're literally just there for the sake of keeping up some bizarre veneer of your version of posh, upper class nonsense. You're not upper class. Might as well get used to it before reality catches up with you, bends you over the massive outdoor dining table and has its way with you sans any preamble.

She's insufferable.

Thanks for the shoutout!! And for the endless laughter. Longtime lurker here. Been years since I watched Lydiot but I always come back to this thread. Love you all so much. Got me through some tough times. Maybe I'll start posting now too

 

[Bbblane28]

That rocking horse clip… INSANITY.

And she just keeps going! To rock once or twice I could (maybe, just slightly) understand. But she keeeeeps going

What is she trying to prove? That she’s an Olympic level equestrian, by riding on a wooden rocking horse?

 

[mutton123]

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OMG the likeness is uncanny !!

 

[starship1]

Ali looks as if he is in a Marvel heroes costume. Alydiot, I am Country Gent Aesthetic Man. Costume vs real guy, miles apart. All for the $$$.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Thanks for the shoutout!! And for the endless laughter. Longtime lurker here. Been years since I watched Lydiot but I always come back to this thread. Love you all so much. Got me through some tough times. Maybe I'll start posting now too

Isn't It wonderful how something quite sad and sometimes upsetting (looking at you, Lyds) can lead to a net positive?
We're here for you to unload your frustrations and share a laugh with us over silly has-been-influencers. Besides, you're clearly a person of culture with your dope name, so you'll fit right in ❤

 

[Miscanthus]

Exactly and the other dress with small lemons GENUINELY looks like a tea towel or oven mitt! I mean these patterns are sort of cute for those applications but WHO would want to wear them OR a table cloth/napkin fabric as a dress!? HIDEOUS!

I need to see the lemon dress...please?

For all those who are blocked…. Enjoy the utter ridiculousness. Wonder what she was talking about the WHOLE time? Wait .,,, I know…. Herself and her equestrian background and rich parents and some injury that she is a victim on thanks to a “bespoke” rocking horse.

And that man is hilariously flailing a 20k (likely fake) bag around!

And you guys are on point. Predicted the entire outfit!

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That dress has been worn so much and never washed, it's practically cantering on its own!

 

[MsBarcelona]

Hello, I just wanted to see if anyone noticed more than usual that Lydia & Josie are posting videos just past the 1 hour mark. I think Josie said that a you don't make money or as much unless it's one hour?!

I've noticed that also. Tbh I don't watch anymore, I only discovered these idiots when we first went into lockdown over two years ago and I was bored. Every now and then I will dip into it when I can't sleep, but always fast forward and last night was no different, Lydia's vlog sent me right off to sleep

 

[Miscanthus]

Good morning and welcome to today...

Just thought I would drop in before I do my 47 kilometre run to the nearest KM shop to stock up on essential, extra Snow White accoutrements. The reason for my presence here is to marvel, nay - flabber ghast that since we started with Daxon Watch there have been sooo few spilling mistakes...isn’t that odd? As I always say, manners cost nothing and good spilling is a courtesy...View attachment 1290083 q

I think you will find that Ice Team Fick shamed her into spellchecking.
We are the influenzers

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Good morning and welcome to today...

Just thought I would drop in before I do my 47 kilometre run to the nearest KM shop to stock up on essential, extra Snow White accoutrements. The reason for my presence here is to marvel, nay - flabber ghast that since we started with Daxon Watch there have been sooo few spilling mistakes...isn’t that odd? As I always say, manners cost nothing and good spilling is a courtesy...View attachment 1290083 q

Daxon all the way, babe! They're influencers, so of course they aren't above doing this to spark some much needed engagement.

Little edit note, can my autocorrect chill the eff out and have a banana? Makes me look like a dumdum.

 

[Miscanthus]

Daxon all the way, babe! They're influencers, so of course they aren't above doing this to spark some much needed engagement.

Little edit note, can my autocorrect chill the eff out and have a banana? Makes me look like a dumdum.

I thought you were being ironic!

 

[coconochanel]

The last time I got on a rocking horse was when I was 7 and it was at Toys R Us.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

I thought you were being ironic!

See? Freaking autocorrect!

DAXON, DAXON, DAXOOON

 

[HoneyBee20]

Issues.
This girl has 'em.

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If that isn’t saying ED then I don’t know what is. Clearly Lydia isn’t the smallest and could fit a size 8 maybe a 10 but she cannot accept the fact and instead of going to a life coach and talking a load of shit she needs to go to her GP and ask for help.

OMG HILARIOUS! There are NO flower pics!

All Lydia and Ali have done is make everything about themselves, “ I want more David Austin roses” but Chelsea isn’t about David bloody Austin or the Harrods display (that look crap) or some bloke flogging 4 grand rocking horses it’s about the creative and talented florists and people that spend months growing difference flowers when I went in 2018 there was some amazing designs but all Lydia cares about is herself and what things cost, she completely missed the point of Chelsea.

for anyone that hasn’t been and wants to go book half day tickets as they are cheaper and you can get round and see everything from 3pm onwards personally I don’t care about the stalls/people selling things (foods not great either) and if I wanted to look at David Austin roses I would go to the garden centre .

 

[15 Yemen Road Yemen]

Isn't It wonderful how something quite sad and sometimes upsetting (looking at you, Lyds) can lead to a net positive?
We're here for you to unload your frustrations and share a laugh with us over silly has-been-influencers. Besides, you're clearly a person of culture with your dope name, so you'll fit right in ❤

Aaaawww shucks

 

[lady_md]

I find this all so bizarre on so many levels
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Does she want one?
For herself?

Actually... I would prefer her riding this one instead of Romeo!

 

[Oops...]

Thanks for the shoutout!! And for the endless laughter. Longtime lurker here. Been years since I watched Lydiot but I always come back to this thread. Love you all so much. Got me through some tough times. Maybe I'll start posting now too

Ha! I knew you were there you know! You were always my favourite lurker...

I think you will find that Ice Team Fick shamed her into spellchecking.
We are the influenzers

I think you could be right however, I did mention that from the landslide defeat I would be on Daxon Watch and draw all future Daxons to attention...ai thenk yooo...

Does anyone mind if we really labour the point of her now deciding (in her head) that spinach has had a species change to ICEBERG LETTUCE...

 

[Miscanthus]

@Miscanthus do you mind if I make a suggestion/request for the next poll please? It may be interesting to find out if anyone finds swollen, near bursting enhanced lips attractive on a man (or indeed woman). In other words if your other half came home with a pout mouth would you want to kiss them or look at them across the breakfast table? I don’t have an other half, however, I do know what my reply would be…

Any thoughts on the next poll? Were you serious @Oops... ?

 

[MimiW]

I need to see the lemon dress...please?


That dress has been worn so much and never washed, it's practically cantering on its own!

This is what I kept thinking last night! She can’t have had it cleaned in between all these wearings! And with all the fake tan she wears it must be soooo grotty!