Miss Trunchbull
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Really? ……I suppose I could clad my boiler with it…
Exactly and the other dress with small lemons GENUINELY looks like a tea towel or oven mitt! I mean these patterns are sort of cute for those applications but WHO would want to wear them OR a table cloth/napkin fabric as a dress!? HIDEOUS!That gingham skirt and dress from Jigsaw are quite possibly the vilest pieces of clothing she has purchased. There is no convincing me that she genuinely likes them.
Why would you want to match your table cloth? most people want to avoid looking like they are wearings their nanna's tablecloth
Thats a point my dad is needing a new tank, wonder if that'll do for the cover for (their hotwater tank his wife and his)Really? ……I suppose I could clad my boiler with it…
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OMG HILARIOUS! There are NO flower pics!Only these 2 numpties visit the Chelsea Flower Sbow and provide no information or context to their IG stories. At least tell your subscribers something, anything about the stands you are visiting. Info about the flowers you are photographing or the sculptures. Lazy buggers.
On PBS.The fact that I understand this reference as an American I grew up watching Mrs. Bucket
She’s standing like she needs a wee!
In America there is a YouTube channel called garden answer with like a million followers. She just got a greenhouse, The Hartley, and she will be using it for entertaining. But she has high tunnels and a studio for seedlings. The greenhouse will also have a chandelier. And when she did an episode showing viewer greenhouses several had them. So I’m thinking it’s not unusual. And we all know Lydia isn’t potting up or starting anything. It’s more of an outside room. Maybe she should use it as an office for her two person staffSo hang on… ‘’Franken Tits’ ( I shudder at the thought of a double dose of scar tissue) is buying paint & dec tables to put outside for potting up seedlings- instead of taking the damned table outta the greenhouse? You couldn’t make this up!!
Aren’t Stevenson Brothers the firm that made the rocking horse for Claire Chantelle’s son?I find this all so bizarre on so many levels
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Does she want one?
For herself?
She’s probably curled up in a corner crying with Carrie for comfort after reading that.I was thinking, in this photo, Elsie is looking very much like her mum too
Totally agree, she would have been much better off saying 'I have botox, but I am no expert. I am just being open and honest about what I have done. If you are considering having it done please do your research and speak to a specialist practicioner' NOT 'oh its the same as skincare, and if you use skincare but dont have botox you are a hypocrite'.
She manages to always get it wrong!
Which is the odd one out?For all those who are blocked…. Enjoy the utter ridiculousness. Wonder what she was talking about the WHOLE time? Wait .,,, I know…. Herself and her equestrian background and rich parents and some injury that she is a victim on thanks to a “bespoke” rocking horse.
And that man is hilariously flailing a 20k (likely fake) bag around!
And you guys are on point. Predicted the entire outfit!
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Or heavily constipatedShe’s standing like she needs a wee!
At this point I am wondering if I could apply to work for her. Just because it’s a bunch of doing idiotic simple things and being paid for it, whilst getting the goss…..Nobody knows They may need dog walkers possibly…They may need someone who knows how to lay a table properly…They may need someone who can gently explain that because she says something it doesn’t make it so…Failing that maybe they wish to delegate their vlogging to someone else or for someone to shriek and drink as often as possible. I mean it’s anyone’s guess what 5 staff members would fill their workdays with.
It might just be that we all believe she needs to move at the top end of a pre-market crash because she needs more staff. I mean staff shortage is the reason most of us move isn’t it? Isn’t it? Also doesn’t everyone live to lose thousands of the equity in the house when they sell at the wrong time? Actually, maybe they are going to employ someone who follows the news and world events on their behalf who can tell them what’s going on and what’s likely to happen…fiscally and environmentally. Maybe they are about to employ a ghostwriter to write The Botoxer’s Guide to the Galaxy…they are world experts after all.
What the fuck is her problem honestly. She has no IQ but does she have to show she has no EQ to match. Only Lydia can make a one word answer show: 1) laziness; 2) tone deafness; 3) sarcasm (clearly she doesn’t give a shit); 4) ISSUES GALORE xxxxxxx bloody x
Mate do you think she even is capable of knowing the quote is from EV Thompson? She probably saw it on another account belonging to another none-the-wiser influenza if she credited it to her source it would’ve been @poshlady95 or somethingOnce again, Lydiot is stealing quotes.
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Why does she refuse to credit others for their work ???
Her thievery knows no bounds.
Geez thank you, now the next vlog will be a prolonged clip of her picking sh*t up . Fantastic.I was walking the dog today and every other dog walker had one used dog bag at least and then it occurred to me I had never seen her - or ‘dog lover’ Aldi with any bag and that’s with two dogs? I don’t believe she picks up after them at all. Not for one moment. She couldn’t care less about the practicalities it’s all an act for the gram.
Omg this!!! As an actual art lover since I was a young girl, I really dispise how she pretends to be interested in it just because she *thinks* it's what rich/sophisticated people like she really has no clue nor could name an actual artist.Only these 2 numpties visit the Chelsea Flower Sbow and provide no information or context to their IG stories. At least tell your subscribers something, anything about the stands you are visiting. Info about the flowers you are photographing or the sculptures. Lazy buggers.
How is she not seeing how bad this looks?!?The fillers are next level now aren’t they
Or as Hyacinth said (something like) "the lady ursulars gooseberrymine "(being assholed/drunk) lol
Or carpet for that matter, aye there's no accounting for taste, think I'm gonna have to say hello to the white telephone!
Wouldn't put either past good Elsie