Louise Thompson #39 Lou’s ex runs 31 marathons… while Ryan burns 31 Mattessons

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In the copying drawing story I like how Ryan’s closed and moved the laptop over and is pretending to draw freestyle.
His penis must be teeny tiny.
 

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I don't get what the big deal is about him drawing cartoon characters. I know he blantly copies them but even if he didn't....they're literally children's drawings. Why is he acting like he's had some amazing hidden talent that's only just been discovered and he thinks he's doing us a public service by giving us videos of him simply drawing cartoon characters. My son did all that when he was about 8...then I also spent the money on ipad drawing tools, canvases, paint, special pencils...they all went to the charity shop within 3 months 😂
 
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I don't get what the big deal is about him drawing cartoon characters. I know he blantly copies them but even if he didn't....they're literally children's drawings. Why is he acting like he's had some amazing hidden talent that's only just been discovered and he thinks he's doing us a public service by giving us videos of him simply drawing cartoon characters. My son did all that when he was about 8...then I also spent the money on ipad drawing tools, canvases, paint, special pencils...they all went to the charity shop within 3 months 😂
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The difference is Brian’s pens / pads will be thrown in the ‘hobbies I’ve tried and I’m tit at’ pile in a week 🤣
 
Welcome to episode 4 of HotHead, NotDead, the relationship podcast that is a brutally honest account of a complete farce of a toxic pairing. Two souls entwined through sheer co-dependency to give you the highs and lows of farting in bed, feeling horny but not having any prospect of intercourse, and having to regurgitate pointless dreams that mean nothing to anyone because guess what guys, hearing about other people’s dreams is even more boring than hearing how Loopy nearly died giving birth for the 140th time or taking a picture of your coffee foam at the end of your 5k run.

Louise has to spend the next 5 minutes persuading an irate Ryan how she doesn’t want to have sex with Pete and then Ryan beat him up to a pulp because he’s THE MAN oh wait that was only in his dream and he woke up before then, how convenient.

You can hear the insecurity absolutely dripping out of him in cupfuls like Loopy’s blood on a luxury holiday. ‘I’ve never cheated on anyone!’ says Ryan like that’s a badge of honour and he should be in line for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Louise takes the mic to address the decade long speculation about whether she cheated on Alik with Ryan that apparently they’ve never discussed. ‘Basicallleeehhhhhhh’ she begins, ‘Alik disappeared’ as if he’s Lord Lucan. Apparently he wanted her to move to the States and she just wasn’t sure which is understandable since she’s bone idle with no skills so no chance she’d get a green card.

‘One day’ she says mysteriously, ‘he LITERALLY disappeared off the face of the earth!’ February is a bad juju month for her relationship wise, and then she had a nightmare, or a premonition, or maybe just got fucked off he left her on read because it was 2am and he was asleep, and then went to spill her guts to yet another poor sod of a taxi driver. But lo! Then comes a text! ‘Heeeeee heeee!’ chuckles Ryan like Mutley. ‘In comes the Ry Dog!’

And the rest is history. The stars aligned. Ryan was fishing for new clients and there was Loopy. Serendipity. Louise bit his hand off as she’d already considered herself single for the entire taxi journey and that is a very long time for Loopy to be alone so she arranged a date with him for ten minute’s time. She saw his chin coming up the escalator and he was in. Alik got a goodbye duck in St Baht’s and a lucky bloody escape.

Bloody HELL this is painful and apparently one of their in jokes is how Ryan buys his stationary from Ryman’s and it’s really funny I mean Jesus wept guys.

THE TRAUMA THE TRAUMA I’m honestly surprised she didn’t ask to do an MIC Christmas special where she throws a party and they all dress up and she takes to the stage to tell everyone about the trauma and there’s a shot of Lucy rolling her eyes and Spencer smirking from the doorway and Jamie Lang clapping like a seal. She can’t even pass an acquaintance on the King’s Road without wondering if she should ask them if they know about her trauma, what a way to live.
 
tagging pete. haha. desperate disgusting pricks.

she deff cheated on alik. somebody did a deep dive at the time, linked all the posts and found her out pretty quickly on the crossover. the comments on said holiday post we hilarious.

HE DIDNT. HE DID!A HE ACTUALLY FORCED LOUISE TO FILM HIM DRAWING A DOG. and did he add the "disney i detail" to her script. even though its clearly the tw0 tabs dont need to be open to the "copy" page because hes just overdoing the line already there. mate stop it.its clear as tit in louise poo pag that he did that thinkking he was kicking us all in the guts. but once again hes come out looking like a bigger head.

these two are so self absorbed. its cringe. but anger making two because they are allowed the platform to do this on.
they should never be people giving advice to an audience. its toxic. and its putting toxic tit out there where people genuinly hurting or going through stuff should not be listening or taking advice from them on!
its a mixture of lies, deciet and one upman ship. and trying to come out on top even when they are "talking and helping eachother". its attention seeking and just like what narcs do. i dont know how there isnt a body out there making sure tit like this isnt allowed to the public consumption.
these twos craving for attention in any form is disgusting. their craving for glory and being fawned over is disgusting.
and noone relationship is going to be relatable to a pair of over privaleged lying cheating toe rags. so people once again watching these instacunts are setting themselves up to fail when comparing their own circumstances to bare faced lie.
 
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