LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

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My mind is still completely boggling at the thought of taking a load of nasty clip-ins and ten different cleansers on holiday... Somewhere a rocking horse is missing its tail...


Oh totally. I am utterly fascinated by Ghislane Maxwell
Fascinating and terrifying in dual measure - definitely not a place that induces sleep 😱
Unlike Lorna “snooze fest” Luxe 😴
 
Saw you on that conspiracy thread 👋🏻👋🏻 Deffo more interesting!
The LuxeLess pair are such a bore and extremely irrelevant now. However, this thread is on fire and too funny so I love indulging myself on here once a week for about 10-12 pages 🤣. I may add the G-Max conspiracy thread to my weekly catch ups. That would be more interesting. I’ll have to search that thread here at TL.
 
The LuxeLess pair are such a bore and extremely irrelevant now. However, this thread is on fire and too funny so I love indulging myself on here once a week for about 10-12 pages 🤣. I may add the G-Max conspiracy thread to my weekly catch ups. That would be more interesting. I’ll have to search that thread here at TL.
Couldn’t agree more .. I’m gonna search to 😂😂

Everyone should just unfollow and one of us just take it in turns to report back 🤣 I can't watch her I'm just annoyed she has travelled during a global pandemic and is acting her normal totally chav self by the sounds of it!
I unfollowed her ages ago !😂😂
I’ll take one for the team today girls ...
I’ve just checked and .... You’ll never guess what 😳😳
They’re drinking rose. !!!!
AND
There’s a photo of their hands holding the glasses of wine !!!! You know the one they’ve taken it a zillion Times before .. 🥱 💤

Ghislaine I’m coming to find you !!😂😂
 
Everyone should just unfollow and one of us just take it in turns to report back 🤣 I can't watch her I'm just annoyed she has travelled during a global pandemic and is acting her normal totally chav self by the sounds of it!
Good idea. I haven’t been able to look as she’s winding me up too much. As someone who goes to that part of Italy regularly, they’re doing it all wrong 🤦🏼‍♀️ Plus I can’t bear all the showing off and rubbing people’s noses in it that can’t experience it
 
Good idea. I haven’t been able to look as she’s winding me up too much. As someone who goes to that part of Italy regularly, they’re doing it all wrong 🤦🏼‍♀️ Plus I can’t bear all the showing off and rubbing people’s noses in it that can’t experience it
That’s exactly it !!!
I dont think they are ‘in the moment’ and really enjoying the things they do it’s just all to show off ..
I imagine that when they are eg.. on the ‘boat’ they’re thinking right what can we do next to top this !!! Instead of being mindful and enjoying the moment .... it’s all just for the Boring Luxe show 🙄
 
don’t think I even need to write anything at this point. Apart from ... look closely at where the filter lifts the eyebrow. There’s an actual line. 🤣
Oh and... (FYI Philip Kingsley/ Dyson... )
 

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don’t think I even need to write anything at this point. Apart from ... look closely at where the filter lifts the eyebrow. There’s an actual line. 🤣
Oh and... (FYI Philip Kingsley/ Dyson... )
I Fukkin pissed myself laughing at this Ugly pic this morning .. but now you’ve pointed that out I nearly choked on my gin 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅

Answers on a postcard.

I’m going with
“ her own reflection without the filter and she actually shitted ( English degree) her pants?”
Mr Luxes Bald patch ? 😂
 
Where can I find this?!

Everyone should just unfollow and one of us just take it in turns to report back 🤣 I can't watch her I'm just annoyed she has travelled during a global pandemic and is acting her normal totally chav self by the sounds of it!
I’ve never even followed her. I still watch her stories though 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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don’t think I even need to write anything at this point. Apart from ... look closely at where the filter lifts the eyebrow. There’s an actual line. 🤣
Oh and... (FYI Philip Kingsley/ Dyson... )

she literally looks like a different person on her stories vs main feed

I bloody well hope she doesn’t actually put that massive straw hat on her head
 

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I. cannot take this woman seriously, one - the hair wtf its like a scar crow I can't watch that, do you think your more relatable because you got crazy hair? B-r-u-s-h ???
This is her whole problem, she’s trying to be relatable with her tit show hair, no make up, ‘hope you’re having a lovely day’ spenny this and spenny that but I’m not sure if anyone is actually relating.
 
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