LornaLuxe #6 Luxeless and Gormless. Glob Glob Glob. Lip balm all around her gob.

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Came to scoff at the pronunciation of Capri but see you’ve all beaten me to it 🤣

If she does manage to blag a free boat trip, I hope she invests the money she’s saved in a “spenny” leave-in conditioner for that candy floss on her head. It’s so distracting wisping about in the breeze. Makes me long for the giant hat she was sporting a few weeks back 🌾🌾
 
I wish these two would just stop trying to be something they’re not! Couple of try hard wankers. Clearly can’t afford to experience it properly as it’s not cheap, therefore constantly eating in the hotel as it’s obviously on expenses. Should’ve stayed in the flat in Horsham where they sit around drinking all day anyway, mind you bet their neighbours are enjoying the break from them, him laying in the communal grounds all day (awkward) and her posing by the front door like she’s sh*t herself. They should be totally embarrassed of themselves. They’re common as muck and it shows.
 
She obviously blagged the boat then 🙄

Ffs maybe you’ll get some definition in those legs! She must be a sweaty tanny mess in that acrylic cheap tat she wears and the layers and layers of tan she’s got on. Imagine the state of that dress when she takes it off View attachment 177308 q
 
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Yes why Katharine?? It was so odd there was no comment or anything. I wondered if she meant to send it to someone privately. I can’t imagine her having anything in common with Lorna.

Also interested to see Hannah Saunders pop up on here, she’s become really insufferable recently. Spoilt brat who set up a PR agency off the back of her dads success and just promotes products of brands she works for. Surprised she hasn’t got her own thread on here tbh
 
george3607 said:
She obviously blagged the boat then 🙄

Ffs maybe you’ll get some definition in those legs! She must be a sweaty tanny mess in that acrylic cheap tat she wears and the layers and layers of tan she’s got on. Imagine the state of that dress when she takes it off View attachment 177308 q
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Its_Me said:
Absolutely. I don’t buy from any of those fast fashion places it makes me feel ill thinking about it.
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God bless her when that happens. No more freebies, no more Chanel bags on the daily or fancy pasta meals by the riviera. No more posh holidays.

And god help if sugar daddy buggers off. She’ll be in a council flat, trying to make rent and flogging off all her boxes of tat to us all. Desperately waving a pair of acrylic cheap china made Bottega rip offs to us while she’s sleep deprived in that night gown.

Just before she can give the name of her new depop shop that’s she’s recreated for the seventh time since they keep shutting her down for selling fakes and worn clothes.

The electric cuts off during her live stream and she’s left in the dark. 😂
 
Laurenhelen88 said:
It’s even more disgraceful as I’m sure these boat companies have suffered financially due to Covid and the lack of tourists and she’s trying to get a free ride! Spend some money Lorna and help the locals out! Utterly vile
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Agreed. Also confused as to how it's "spenny", when we went it was a few hundred euro (which is fair for the time, knowledge, & use of a boat?!)

I imagine the problem is they'll have to pay in cash & can't bung it on another credit card 🐸☕
 
PurplePhoenix97 said:
God bless her when that happens. No more freebies, no more Chanel bags on the daily or fancy pasta meals by the riviera. No more posh holidays.

And god help if sugar daddy buggers off. She’ll be in a council flat, trying to make rent and flogging off all her boxes of tat to us all. Desperately waving a pair of acrylic cheap china made Bottega rip offs to us while she’s sleep deprived in that night gown.

Just before she can give the name of her new depop shop that’s she’s recreated for the seventh time since they keep shutting her down for selling fakes and worn clothes.

The electric cuts off during her live stream and she’s left in the dark. 😂
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THE DREAM 😹
 
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