LornaLuxe #31 50k on the ‘Baldies’ to impress her fans, but done nothing except fake tan

[bringmeagin]

I’d be over the moon to be there. Unfortunately I don’t think my feral children would be well received

 

[threeisthemagicnumber]

I’d be over the moon to be there. Unfortunately I don’t think my feral children would be well received

Haha me and mine too !

 

[giftmesh*t]

What are Sunday Luxe joggers?

 

[MirandaPriestly]

What are Sunday Luxe joggers?

A brand she was gifted some very expensive loungewear by just before the trip but has failed to declare AD or Gifted on her posts.
Don’t worry she’ll tag the f*** out of them when she’s wearing them so she can earn lots of £££

 

[pink_norris]

Brilliant! She’s such a douche.

. She literally stops me from purchasing every product she advertises.

We’re all with you on that

 

[threeisthemagicnumber]

Haha me and mine too !

Ive just thought if only there was kids in one of the villas trundling up and down on bikes and squealing loudly all day on the slide haha waking her up from her naps !

 

[bringmeagin]

Ive just thought if only there was kids in one of the villas trundling up and down on bikes and squealing loudly all day on the slide haha waking her up from her naps !

High from all the chocolate in the chocolate rooms

 

[Same stuff different day]

Think they flew today or yesterday?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Seriously !!! She has absolutely no Fukkin idea !!! This is the most inappropriate outfit for a seaplane !!!! Fukkin twit !!!

I mean there’s nothing that says “ sea plane chic” more than a God awful rara skirt and an ill fitting shirt.
Lorna on a bike!

 

[Same stuff different day]

Can’t wait to see the posts from the plane!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Crew hacks? Tricks of the trade / job she had 2 decades ago?

 

[Ohmydays]

Dodgy feet on seat pose avec Chanel . Drinks and awkward Luvvie pose .. blah blah blah cba to type the same Ol same Ol predictable shite !!

 

[debsydoorknocker]

She’s really not having it that people said they didn’t stay there is she
Still no mention of it being the final night though.

I know I’m late to the party but when I stay anywhere there is evidence of me all over the villa much to my husbands dismay. He’ll find a book I’ve discarded after page 2 (too much hard work reading when there’s sunbathing to be done) a crumbled towel I’ve used as I got out the pool thrown across a sun bed, sunscreen bottles near the sun bed, a discarded cover up, a hair scrunchie, a sun hat, wasn’t sure what to wear dress and shoes flung somewhere in the villa … remnants of being lazy because I can because someone will be coming in to tidy up later but there was absolutely no sign of them actually living in that villa for god knows how many days they were there

 

[Casper1985]

DECEASED.... when I was crew.... ascending to heaven

 

[bringmeagin]

Ewww. Waking up to more disgusting euphuisms.

 

[Ohmydays]

Lovely natural unedited photo Yawna … fukk me could she slim her face down anymore ??? Hair looks freshly dyed in prep for a FoK mention do we think ?

 

[LittleBirdie]

Lovely natural unedited photo Yawna … fukk me could she slim her face down anymore ??? Hair looks freshly dyed in prep for a FoK mention do we think ?

I’m pretty sure she colours in her roots and sparse patches with an editing app.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I can't wrap my head around the concept of going to the (aptly named) Baldies for 18 days and wearing clip ins EVERY DAY AND ALSO ON THE PLANE. The most hilarious thing is they look bleeping awful to boot

 

[Ohmydays]

I can't wrap my head around the concept of going to the (aptly named) Baldies for 18 days and wearing clip ins EVERY DAY AND ALSO ON THE PLANE. The most hilarious thing is they look bleeping awful to boot

I’m as baffled as you .. all that Russian Virgin stuff sticking to your neck in the heat especially as she’s ever so vurrry chuffed with her hair Result after using Fok and having consultations with her Trichologist . 100% agree those extensions look dreadful

How long do you think we’ll have to wait before she shows us how many parcels have been delivered to HH whilst she’s been away ?

 

[miss trixie]

Greetings, Ladies. Well, we're out the other side. I thought that the Baldies Bore-fest was never going to end. I was close to expiring with boredom before the second week. For me, she took a beautiful holiday location & totally destroyed it. Really, a couple of 10 year-olds could have produced more interesting content on a trip to the seaside. Monotony aside though, the kaleidoscopic montage that was the final day's stories captured her freakishness in all it's glory. You know what I'm talking about, I don't need to detail it. Just going to say, bike/swing/rats......... No doubt it won't be long before Horsham's answer to Big & Carrie (did I dream that?) rock up at the Big House. We'll have unboxing & GRWM's galore before she gives in to the craving to be reunited with Cecconi's & the pavement outside Chanel & Gucci. Bring on the DHL vans.

Also wanted to say a big thank you & well done to @Its_Me & @pink_norris for the brilliant thread title & hilarious intro. Good work, Girls. You've earned yourselves some Iconic Illuminating Drops.☺ Laters.