LornaLuxe #31 50k on the ‘Baldies’ to impress her fans, but done nothing except fake tan

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Hahahaha! Here we go…

He's “ agreed”.. yeah right. The ultimate whipping boy, the man with so little dignity and self esteem he spends his life trotting after this loonatic, with no friends or life of his own.
He’s “agreed” to renew the vows with the very loonatic that cheated on him but took him back when he bought her stuff.
So utterly pathetic.

If she talks about them having sex, Im signing off lol

Same. Same.

 

[Its_Me]

I do think she thinks she’s having the last laugh though. Maybe it’s just a little game between her and the tits.

She’s really not having it that people said they didn’t stay there is she
Still no mention of it being the final night though.

 

[youbetterst0p]

He's “ agreed”.. yeah right. The ultimate whipping boy, the man with so little dignity and self esteem he spends his life trotting after this loonatic, with no friends or life of his own.
He’s “agreed” to renew the vows with the very loonatic that cheated on him but took him back when he bought her stuff.
So utterly pathetic.


Same. Same.

omg I’m fairly new to Lorna, she just annoys me big time on insta but have only just started lurking on her threads, I would love to hear more about her cheating on her husband and him taking her back etc, does anyone know which thread it was discussed in? Thanks guys!

 

[Its_Me]

omg I’m fairly new to Lorna, she just annoys me big time on insta but have only just started lurking on her threads, I would love to hear more about her cheating on her husband and him taking her back etc, does anyone know which thread it was discussed in? Thanks guys!

It’s in the wiki

Speaking of which, we need to update the wiki and add some more of the key moments in, any suggestions?

 

[youbetterst0p]

It’s in the wiki

Speaking of which, we need to update the wiki and add some more of the key moments in, any suggestions?

Great thanks a mill!

 

[Jasmine]

She must be a robot. No emotional reference to anything at all. What on earth happened in her life to make her so disconnected to life in general? Its so sad. I think something happened in her younger life to make her so cold towards any humanity traits. Does John enjoy this about her? Who knows...he surprised me in the past so....

 

[benstretch]

Oh yes. She’s now proving she went on the swing because I said she didn’t. I just wanted a picture and she delivered.

She looks like a toddler who’s having a tantrum on bath night… you know… one who doesn’t want to get wet. That really is a face that says “ IM HATING EVERY MINUTE”

she needs to tone her body. I know she had issues with eating but come on you’re flabby go lift some weights and eat healthier. Skinny fat is not a good look

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Butt plugs? sorry.

I think it’s those waxed ear plugs you get to block out the noise - I can only
Imagine it’s the noise of his snoring she’s trying to block out.. or maybe he wears them to block out her narcissist diatribe!

And also.. is that a bald patch? Might explain the perpetual use of the extensions…

That’s the weirdest cycle “ pose” I’ve ever seen.

That's grey/gingery roots and a burnt scalp.

 

[bringmeagin]

She’s totally back in HH

 

[Its_Me]

duck off

 

[Thisshizisbananas]

duck off

You beat me to it! I came here straight away with the same screenshot! He is anything but Big!!!! She’s beyond deluded she really! And she can get fucked, my allegiance is with Samatha my dear because I don’t need a wrinkly old man to validate my life that’s for damn sure!

 

[CAT1975]

You beat me to it! I came here straight away with the same screenshot! He is anything but Big!!!! She’s beyond deluded she really! And she can get fucked, my allegiance is with Samatha my dear because I don’t need a wrinkly old man to validate my life that’s for damn sure!

Same here!! I call “bullshit” question!!! She is delusional!!!!

 

[follyol]

Imagine calling your husband a ‘ledgend’ when he’s 60 years old and saying you can’t get enough of him , is she 12? I can’t get over how embarrassing I find her, what is legendary about being a 60 year old perpetually wrinkled pimp with a 20 a day smoking habit? It’s like she’s trying to make him a thing. He will never be a thing Lorna you deluded loon.

Continually perplexed by exactly who her target audience is… Who watches her and thinks wow I wish her had her life… she’s the opposite of aspirational - her skin, teeth, hair and feet are all rank.

 

[hursty78]

duck off

I’ve just seen it, what’s she trying to say about herself re the Samantha remark

 

[giftmesh*t]

How the duck is she in any way like Samantha?
Or him like big for that matter.
Notice earlier how she said she won’t be doing this forever, hopefully that means she might duck off into obscurity sooner rather than later.

I’ve just realised, the song playing on that story re sex and the city. I knew it had been on one of the episodes and I just remembered, it was when Samantha got in the pool naked with Richard and she was showing us the pool

 

[bringmeagin]

Just nearly choked on my drink. OMR is “BIG” a big f*cking tw*t yeah

 

[Ohmydays]

Just nearly choked on my drink. OMR is “BIG” a big f*cking tw*t yeah

She was trying to find his Dory last night

 

[bringmeagin]

She was trying to find his Dory last night

Literally why she needed the 5 bottles of wine

 

[Just watching it all]

I've had a crappy day but omg you all had me howling! What did she look like on the bike/swing

The thought of him naked on that sun lounger sizzling away

 

[Ohmydays]

FFS …. She’s been as Boring as fukk for the last 18 days and today she’s gone into photo overload oh and again as always when following is low she’s pulling out the TEAM LUXE LOVING COUPLE CARD to reel in the Fawnas …
she’s so fukkkin predictable ….
Back to UK tomorrow so will need to get her engagement up ..
.I predict FoK and Poorly dog posts next …