LornaLuxe #31 50k on the ‘Baldies’ to impress her fans, but done nothing except fake tan

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she needs to tone her body. I know she had issues with eating but come on you’re flabby go lift some weights and eat healthier. Skinny fat is not a good look
... Disagree with this..... Not just for Lorna but for women in general. No woman is the same wether it be down to to genetics, lifestyle choices, having had children, being menopausal or other contributing factors. Lifting weights isn't the answer for all women!...
 
So basically you're saying that lifting weights will give every woman a toned body???....

Yes, clean eating and proper cardiovascular and resistance training. Resistance training is key along with nutrition. From what she posts she eats out all the time and just drinks. I’m sure her weight has fluctuated throughout the years but she’s has very little muscles definition.
 
Yes, clean eating and proper cardiovascular and resistance training. Resistance training is key along with nutrition. From what she posts she eats out all the time and just drinks. I’m sure her weight has fluctuated throughout the years but she’s has very little muscles definition.
You're full of tit. No two women are the same!!...
 
Yes, clean eating and proper cardiovascular and resistance training. Resistance training is key along with nutrition. From what she posts she eats out all the time and just drinks. I’m sure her weight has fluctuated throughout the years but she’s has very little muscles definition.
I agree, if she upped her calorie intake healthy and did weights she would bulk out and gain shape.
 
She is super unhealthy and I agree she needs to change her habits otherwise she will not be a well woman in her older age.

SHOCK she tells the truth for once. Seems a bit of an afterthought though, usually she will make a big deal out of it being the last day/night.
 

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She is super unhealthy and I agree she needs to change her habits otherwise she will not be a well woman in her older age.

SHOCK she tells the truth for once. Seems a bit of an afterthought though, usually she will make a big deal out of it being the last day/night.
She’s got literally nothing else to say … she had her strop over us all disbelieving most of her fiction yesterday and posted lots of ‘proof’ using up her store of content (still don’t believe they had access to the upstairs for more than a day & that they couldn’t afford the fine dining) - she’s got nothing new to flog, tooth whitening *yawn* and PK done, it’s autumn winter here so no one is interested in ‘resort wear’ links so she can’t monetise what she’s got with her.

She’s trying to raise engagement with teasers re: her sale & suggesting a Chanel bag will be included but honestly, if you want pre-loved Chanel I wouldn’t buy one that had been chucked on the floor & had rosé spilt over it as much as hers - much rather a pristene piece from Sellier Knightsbridge or Parisian Sweet etc!

Perhaps we’ll have dead dog drama when she gets back so she can get lots of sympathy and love from the Fawnas.
 
FFS …. She’s been as Boring as fukk for the last 18 days and today she’s gone into photo overload oh and again as always when following is low she’s pulling out the TEAM LUXE LOVING COUPLE CARD to reel in the Fawnas …
she’s so fukkkin predictable ….
Back to UK tomorrow so will need to get her engagement up ..
.I predict FoK and Poorly dog posts next … 🙄
I keep seeing FoK on here and have no idea what it means! Someone enlighten me please!
 
I keep seeing FoK on here and have no idea what it means! Someone enlighten me please!
FOK is our abbreviation for Philip Kingsley, Lorna’s brand that she uses and shills and claims are entirely responsible for the improvement in her throughly awful hair.
However none of us have quite understood why she needs to wear a full head of hair extensions daily if her hair is in such good nick. But that doesn’t seem to matter to anyone.

Either way the FOK came about when she was pissed up and slurring her words again and said Filet Kingsley - which we, of course, duly noted and upgraded to Filet O Kingsley in a Mac Donald’s styleee.
 
FOK is our abbreviation for Philip Kingsley, Lorna’s brand that she uses and shills and claims are entirely responsible for the improvement in her throughly awful hair.
However none of us have quite understood why she needs to wear a full head of hair extensions daily if her hair is in such good nick. But that doesn’t seem to matter to anyone.

Either way the FOK came about when she was pissed up and slurring her words again and said Filet Kingsley - which we, of course, duly noted and upgraded to Filet O Kingsley in a Mac Donald’s styleee.
Brilliant! She’s such a douche.

TBH, I don’t know what a brand like PK are doing associating themselves with her. She’s a terrible advert for their products. I guess the same could be said about everyone else she AFFs with though. She literally stops me from purchasing every product she advertises.
 
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