Lorna Luxe #7 A vuury good primer = a perfect base, or is it a filter? Check Celebface

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AllAboutTheMayhem said:
Think she’s looking for some advice on how to look expensive eveyeone!
Where do we start?
Is Instagram even big enough??

Starter for 10 Lorns, expensive looking women don’t have one breasticle hanging out of a polyester /ill fitting / terry / InTheShite outfit! Hope this helps.

Also, what the Holy Hell would she know about looking expensive? She looks sooo mucky all of the time. And what’s all this pussy talk? She really can’t be sassy/ flirty. She has the sex appeal of a bowl of cold porridge.
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Looks like she's packing something in the minge area
 
meisjemetdeparel said:
This fabric looks good if you’re a 20 year old girl like the model, but not if you’re a 30 something with a bad tan


I think a perfume will be one of the other gifts.
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Perfume is the last thing I would expect, don’t you know the Luxe’s get Penhaligons free!

KikoM said:
It’s a bit of a reach but I think I know where she got her Terry inspo from. Don’t know if you guys know about Aimme Song aka ‘Song of Style’ she has 5.5M followers and collections with Revolve. Obviously the quality is 10 times better.
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Most things shes ‘designed’ I have come across better quality versions of without even trying. I don’t think I will ever recover from this blue thing though.
 
Its_Me said:
He gross, he’s my fathers age and I swear he looks older but clearly trying to look/act younger.

This trip HAS to be expensed to ITS. Why would you launch a collection and take over their stories while on holiday?
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Ooh everyone loves a OM man in a creased linen shirt with too many buttons undone And wearing a pleather and gold coloured plastic bracelet .. He looks so expensive 🙄
I’m with you @Its_Me They haven’t paid for this trip As with every other trip they do FREELOADERS
 
Am I right in thinking from this that she can ‘pin’ her favourite comments to the top? Also I know it’s been mentioned before but their comments to each other are 🤢. And he’s right there. Next to her. Creeping.
 

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meisjemetdeparel said:
This fabric looks good if you’re a 20 year old girl like the model, but not if you’re a 30 something with a bad tan


I think a perfume will be one of the other gifts.
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Sorry ... I think her ITS fabric wouldn’t even look good as a dog bed !!

I’m only gonna say this once ...I don’t want you to have nightmares ... BUT does anyone think that all the presents, the pussy comments , the Rose wine, the pics of OM, The attempt at sexy Pics ..her birthday , their anniversary .......’ The Luxe Love Affair ‘ can you see where I’m going with this 😳😳 Do you think that she’s working herself up for their ‘ANNUAL ‘ ... you know what I’m saying ...Nuptials 🤢🤢 Maybe she’s waiting to see how many comments she gets on his pics !😂😂😂
 
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Ohmydays said:
Sorry ... I think her ITS fabric wouldn’t even look good as a dog bed !!

I’m only gonna say this once ...I don’t want you to have nightmares ... BUT does anyone think that all the presents, the pussy comments , the Rose wine, the pics of OM, The attempt at sexy Pics ..her birthday , their anniversary .......’ The Luxe Love Affair ‘ can you see where I’m going with this 😳😳 Do you think that she’s working herself up for their ‘ANNUAL ‘ ... you know what I’m saying ...Nuptials 🤢🤢 Maybe she’s waiting to see how many comments she gets on his pics !😂😂😂
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Exactly what I thought. He’s got his top level creep on, she’s talking about puss and has a teat hanging out... and there’s the insipid love messages - it’s absolutely revolting!
truly truly foul!
 
AllAboutTheMayhem said:
Exactly what I thought. He’s got his top level creep on, she’s talking about puss and has a teat hanging out... and there’s the insipid love messages - it’s absolutely revolting!
truly truly foul!
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OMG. The insipid love messages 🤢🤢. I always think they’re tacky, fake and and purely for more likes or followers when published publicly . That’s the only reason for it .. displays of affection mean So much more when kept private and are spontaneous !!
 
I just rewatched her story to see what you guys were talking about love notes? I still don’t get it but when she was talking earlier today about interval and interlude how interlude sounded posher and better, the way she said better 😳 stick to interval darling, you’re far from posh.

Ohmydays said:
Sunnies or swimwear
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I thought swimwear as she keeps going on about how she only has that Hunza G one but then I thought nah she doesn’t sunbathe (also keeps going on about) and now she’s got this god awful not even good enough for Primark thing.
 
I would honestly be pretty furious if my husband wasted that much money on my birthday presents. I would be thinking of where better to spend it around the house or something.. I’d much rather have one gift and a bathroom I could film my stories in instead of sitting on the floor or my dressing room if I was Lorna!
 
Its_Me said:
I thought yesterday Cartier but I thought nah bit too much 😳 so over 10K on her bday then. If you can afford it fair enough, but can they? That’s what gets me. And the opening and gram bragging is just vile of course.
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I just asked above how do they afford it all.... I am 33 and in no debt whatsoever and have quite a bit in savings which I saved all on my own, I could NOT imagine being their age and living off of credit cards which is so obviously what they do...

Ohmydays said:
WTF is ‘touch night’ 😳🤢🤢
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Yuck!!! Please tell me she’s not talking about sex?? What a child!
 
She’s opening Cartier now..
I mean... she’s filming herself opening Cartier ( probably another love bracelet) .. why the hell isn’t she opening these items with the man who’s given her them? This is so fucked up. “I’ll just open these with the thousands of people I’ve never met, to brag and boast a bit, you just eat your breakfast John!”

Ohmydays said:
WTF is ‘touch night’ 😳🤢🤢
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I think it’s what we “ touched upon” last night 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
 

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