Lorna Luxe #7 A vuury good primer = a perfect base, or is it a filter? Check Celebface

[it’s not been changed?!]

Everything you've said is spot on. All she has is him and her mother. She is so dependent on him it’s sad. Like the other day when she was just sitting home waiting for him to return from work. I know gender roles shouldn’t come into it but he’s out at work and comes home to no dinner. Me and my partner we cook for each other if one of us has been out all day. What does she bring to the marriage other than free gifts and trips?

Ha. That just reminds me of my dad and stepmum who sits at home all day while my dad works. She jacked in her job when they had a child together and has never gone back 20+ years ago My stepmum could make something worthwhile when their dinner when he gets home from work, but she’ll just make him a sandwich A bit like Lorna who can’t cook

 

[Its_Me]

She must never had much when she was a child and growing up. Very grabby and very greedy.

I didn’t have much growing up, my life was completely different to what it is now, I always knew I wanted to have ‘more’ but I went out and worked hard for it. I invested my money, I built businesses etc Yeh I have a bit extra thanks to my partner and wouldn’t have some of the things I have if it wasn’t for him but I appreciate and value every single thing. I certainly don’t expect him to constantly lavish me in gifts, perhaps because I see more in him than his bank balance and I don’t need a replacement for my father who’s always given me what he could but most of all loves and cares for me. She’s definitely got daddy issues. The way she’s sat there like a giddy little girl makes my skin crawl.

 

[miss trixie]

Just who do they think they are !!
It says PRIVATE AREA !! To keep selfish chavs like you two out ...

Absolutely no class - they think an "open wallet" is the key to everything. Shallow and deluded. Sad really.

 

[Its_Me]

I’ve seen enough I couldn’t even finish watching her talking

 

[Lechat]

Those bralettes.... offer no support to a small bust so pointless for anyone with a larger bust. so wasteful to design and produce stupid impractical clothes for tumblr aesethics .... the wastefulness of this woman makes me so angry.

 

[KikoM]

Is she capping her comments so she can weed out the negative ones quicker?

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

totally. A friend of mine (that I’ve known since we were little - 40 years ! ) has had a really hard time in recent years. He is very affluent but lives a frugal life, donating most of what he has.
Anyway, he called last week asking me to pop in to his work.. and due to the context of everything that’s gone on I was really worried and duly arranged to pop over. I got there and was relieved to see that he was okay.. but on the table was a huge box. He just said “ open it”
Long story short - it was the Cartier love bracelet ( diamond version)
He just said “ you know I’m tit with everything but the only constant that there’s ever been , has been you, with your support and unconditional friendship”
I was literally FLOORED. Speechless. And the bracelet will be treasured for ever because it came from the heart and not as some vulgar display of vanity.
Anyway he then said “ right duck off, I’ve got to get back to work!”
and off I went. Wearing my bracelet that’s worth more than my car. ( staying humble!). I’ve not told a soul either apart from you lot!

That’s so beautiful

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I’ve just re watched her stories and she’s used a Chanel ribbon as a washing line to hang the bralets from.

 

[miss trixie]

For those of you that are blocked ... Ill just leave this here , as I’m sure there’ll be some comments on it !!!
What a vile smug , brash couple .. it actually made my stomach turn when I saw this pic ...

Vulgarity and brashness personified!

 

[Just watching it all]

I can't watch because I cannot stand the way that grubby chubby hand pulls the gifts open like a toddler at Christmas.
Everything you've all said this morning is spot on. My husband got a big bouns last month and as I didn't get as much of a bonus due to that thing called a pandemic he wanted to buy me something. I said no as in these uncertain times I'd prefer to save than buy something I really don't need.

 

[miss trixie]

Hi everybody, long time lurker here! I have so enjoyed all your posts about LL, they crack me up I see today she is talking about their love language. His is touch and her is gifts..... I mean that doesn’t come across shallow at all. Is hers gifts so that she would stay married to him?! She might as well just admit she is married to her sugar daddy and her touch is paid in gifts....

She makes herself sound like a happy hooker! (No offence to hookers intended),

 

[Hamilton1970]

I feel quite sure this superficial witch uses her own money to assist with her presents. Im not buying it (and neither is John!!!)
I think we would be surprised just how much she gets paid for her posts and stories with 1M subscribers. I would think she puts some aside in order to act out this gift giving facade.
How odd too to open these gifts with one hand whilstvfilming when surely if it has to filmed it would be nicer and more romantic for them and more interesting for the gram audience if john was filming her seeing her reaction face to face...but he hasn't bought these gifts so he does not give s tit really. he just gets off (gross ) with the thought that he's sooo generous...

 

[Jobear]

Most of us horrible jealous trolls have already got most of what she’s getting People would be jealous and I kind of see why a lot of people dream of that lifestyle and there’s a lot of shallow people out there but I honestly don’t think anyone or most of us here are jealous, we see right through it.

Yeah, I for one am not the slightest bit even envious of her, I feel sorry for her emptiness. She’s so fickle and shallow and unfulfilled that I find it/her/them nauseating that they’d get so much short term enjoyment from opening expensive gifts so publicly, and not a thank you in sight!? Entitled pair of scruffy piss cans with zero awareness or care for others. I too see through it all.

 

[Ohmydays]

For the blocked Tattlers ..
same Ol shite .. filthy make up stains round the neckline .
Sensible play suit fabric for 30 degree heat
The bralette

 

[imaniphonecharger]

I feel quite sure this superficial witch uses her own money to assist with her presents. Im not buying it (and neither is John!!!)
I think we would be surprised just how much she gets paid for her posts and stories with 1M subscribers. I would think she puts some aside in order to act out this gift giving facade.
How odd too to open these gifts with one hand whilstvfilming when surely if it has to filmed it would be nicer and more romantic for them and more interesting for the gram audience if john was filming her seeing her reaction face to face...but he hasn't bought these gifts so he does not give s tit really. he just gets off (gross ) with the thought that he's sooo generous...

Yes I agree, even if many of her followers are bots or non-actives, she will still be earning a decent amount (I'm talking six figures). I think she's likely to be earning more than him now. She seems to belittle him at every opportunity....he cooks, he cleans, he orders my scrunchies. 1950s housewife in reverse!

They are always seeking wealth affirmation either from her online audience or the repeat visits to the same old restaurants/hotels where for a few hours they'll be treated like royalty until they return to their two bed flat. How shallow.

 

[Its_Me]

I feel bad for her younger followers who aspire to be like her. It’s a bit like Instagram models, flaunting their trips to Dubai and designer items making young girls feel bad about themselves. But we all know they are porta potty’s and it’s nothing to envy

For the blocked Tattlers ..
same Ol shite .. filthy make up stains round the neckline .
Sensible play suit fabric for 30 degree heat
The bralette

Share some hacks on how to look expensive. duck off Lorna you’re a mess.

 

[Bearsmum13]

For the blocked Tattlers ..
same Ol shite .. filthy make up stains round the neckline .
Sensible play suit fabric for 30 degree heat
The bralette

‘I think I’m going to do how to look expensive’ well it’s not by wearing a towelling bralette ffs

 

[Happie]

If I had spent almost £3k on a juste un clou bracelet and they didn’t even open it in front of me, instead choosing to brag about it on Instagram first, I’d go mad.

all of this stuff is surely so meaningless now? She cannot derive any pleasure from this.
I’m a successful woman with a good job and earn enough to buy myself nice things whenever I want to. My partner the same. It hasn’t always been like this and the first thing I realised is that, yes, buying a designer handbag is lovely, having nice perfumes and a wardrobe that’s not from primark is a privilege, but what actually makes me happy is my friends and the people I have around me and spending time with them, and the variety my life has to offer.
There are two things we know to be true about Lorna - she has no friends and just does the same old tit all the time. No variation on where she goes to eat, no variation on where she travels to, no variation on where she stays.
It is so desperately sad to see someone who is so emotionally and mentally stunted that her only pleasure is derived from showing off to a million strangers that she gets presents for her birthday.

Its the 6100 GBP version. I’m perplexed- she probably didn’t participate in picking this because the size is large around her wrist. Either she wanted it loose or he picked the same size as her Love without her - but in order for both bracelets to fit as snug and the Clou not moving over the Love (as you can see it does in one of the stories) you have to size down in the Clou.

totally. A friend of mine (that I’ve known since we were little - 40 years ! ) has had a really hard time in recent years. He is very affluent but lives a frugal life, donating most of what he has.
Anyway, he called last week asking me to pop in to his work.. and due to the context of everything that’s gone on I was really worried and duly arranged to pop over. I got there and was relieved to see that he was okay.. but on the table was a huge box. He just said “ open it”
Long story short - it was the Cartier love bracelet ( diamond version)
He just said “ you know I’m tit with everything but the only constant that there’s ever been , has been you, with your support and unconditional friendship”
I was literally FLOORED. Speechless. And the bracelet will be treasured for ever because it came from the heart and not as some vulgar display of vanity.
Anyway he then said “ right duck off, I’ve got to get back to work!”
and off I went. Wearing my bracelet that’s worth more than my car. ( staying humble!). I’ve not told a soul either apart from you lot!

This is incredible. Is it the fully diamond paved version or the one with one large diamond every centimeter? How did you manage to put it on yourself? Did he manage to get the size right?

For those of you that are blocked ... Ill just leave this here , as I’m sure there’ll be some comments on it !!!
What a vile smug , brash couple .. it actually made my stomach turn when I saw this pic ...

Who ever said perfume was right. Who ever said they are sponsored by Penhaligon was also right

 

[Its_Me]

Its the 6100 GBP version. I’m perplexed- she probably didn’t participate in picking this because the size is large around her wrist. Either she wanted it loose or he picked the same size as her Love without her - but in order for both bracelets to fit as snug and the Clou not moving over the Love (as you can see it does in one of the stories) you have to size down in the Clou.



This is incredible. Is it the fully diamond paved version or the one with one large diamond every centimeter? How did you manage to put it on yourself? Did he manage to get the size right?



Who ever said perfume was right. Who ever said they are sponsored by Penhaligon was also right

That’s how I came up with 10K 6 for the bracelet 4 for the bag plus plus plus

 

[Fluffy81]

I have only one word

VULGAR

She is beyond narcissistic. I work bloody hard for my money & probably highly strung due to my father being diagnosed at 84 with Parkinson’s. Boy. It puts life into perspective.