Lorna Luxe #7 A vuury good primer = a perfect base, or is it a filter? Check Celebface

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Just who do they think they are !!🤯😡
It says PRIVATE AREA !! To keep selfish chavs like you two out ...
 

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Just who do they think they are !!🤯😡
It says PRIVATE AREA !! To keep selfish chavs like you two out ...
I know !! Omg the entitlement!! You’re a bleeping instagrammer love, the kind of tat people with any class like to keep the hell
Off their properties! Let’s hope she doesn’t find someone to let her in...


@Jasmine 🤣🤣
 

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I used to play piano.... she’s exaggerating about the finger length being that problematic. Of course it helps, but as a 7-8 year old child, I would stretch my fingers with exercises and could still reach an octave - you rarely need to reach beyond that.

I find her so embarrassing. I can’t believe she’s a 30+ year old woman and all she cares about is her relationship, handbags and Instagram. Of course only an OAP would be ok with a wife like that.
 
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I used to play piano.... she’s exaggerating about the finger length being that problematic. Of course it helps, but as a 7-8 year old child, I would stretch my fingers with exercises and could still reach an octave - you rarely need to reach beyond that.

I find her so embarrassing. I can’t believe she’s a 30+ year old woman and all she cares about is her relationship, handbags and Instagram. Of course only an OAP would be ok with a wife like that.


closer to 40 than 30
 
Ugh look at his gim p face

They have irritated me so much on this trip. How can she ask that? Influencers have honestly ruined some truly beautiful places.
They were already annoying, but this trip is the worst

- flying with the Chanel bag (wtf??)
- the presents every day? And the “mr luxe has his wallet open”? Is acting like grandpa is her sugar daddy Is part of her brand?
- drinking mediocore rose all day
- the hideous bikini

and all this during a worldwide pandemic?? While you were in Capri only weeks ago? Stay the duck home Lorna
 
My partner is a trichologist.. and there is absolutely no way in this space of time her hair would have got better. Minoxidil does help with hair growth.. but you wouldn’t notice anything this early and you’ll have to use it for life.
Her pictures when she’s pulling her hair to the side to show the loss, then results pictures pulling it up and over, like a comb over to hide the loss is deceiving.

Lorna has also died her hair darker and probably using a MANE hair thickening spray to make her hair appear thicker.

Total blag and Phillip Kingsley should be ashamed.

What also annoys me is this extravagant spending. Does she not realise that there has been an epidemic and thousands have lost their jobs. So tasteless.
 
I know !! Omg the entitlement!! You’re a bleeping instagrammer love, the kind of tat people with any class like to keep the hell
Off their properties! Let’s hope she doesn’t find someone to let her in...


@Jasmine 🤣🤣
She looks like a corpse in this picture and also check the filter warp by her hand to the side!



that building looks religious and she says get your wallet out?! They really are a hideous pair of classless idiots!
 
Think she’s looking for some advice on how to look expensive eveyeone!
Where do we start?
Is Instagram even big enough??

Starter for 10 Lorns, expensive looking women don’t have one breasticle hanging out of a polyester /ill fitting / terry / InTheShite outfit! Hope this helps.

Also, what the Holy Hell would she know about looking expensive? She looks sooo mucky all of the time. And what’s all this pussy talk? She really can’t be sassy/ flirty. She has the sex appeal of a bowl of cold porridge.
 

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Ugh look at his gim p face

They have irritated me so much on this trip. How can she ask that? Influencers have honestly ruined some truly beautiful places.
He gross, he’s my fathers age and I swear he looks older but clearly trying to look/act younger.

This trip HAS to be expensed to ITS. Why would you launch a collection and take over their stories while on holiday?
 
My partner is a trichologist.. and there is absolutely no way in this space of time her hair would have got better. Minoxidil does help with hair growth.. but you wouldn’t notice anything this early and you’ll have to use it for life.
Her pictures when she’s pulling her hair to the side to show the loss, then results pictures pulling it up and over, like a comb over to hide the loss is deceiving.

Lorna has also died her hair darker and probably using a MANE hair thickening spray to make her hair appear thicker.

Total blag and Phillip Kingsley should be ashamed.

What also annoys me is this extravagant spending. Does she not realise that there has been an epidemic and thousands have lost their jobs. So tasteless.
Please message Philip Kingsley. My mother is also an expert In this area and I have also done so on her behalf. Fraud.
 
Think she’s looking for some advice on how to look expensive eveyeone!
Where do we start?
Is Instagram even big enough??

Starter for 10 Lorns, expensive looking women don’t have one breasticle hanging out of a polyester /ill fitting / terry / InTheShite outfit! Hope this helps.

Also, what the Holy Hell would she know about looking expensive? She looks sooo mucky all of the time. And what’s all this pussy talk? She really can’t be sassy/ flirty. She has the sex appeal of a bowl of cold porridge.
She’s a walking advert of how to not look expensive
 
It’s a bit of a reach but I think I know where she got her Terry inspo from. Don’t know if you guys know about Aimme Song aka ‘Song of Style’ she has 5.5M followers and collections with Revolve. Obviously the quality is 10 times better.
 

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It’s a bit of a reach but I think I know where she got her Terry inspo from. Don’t know if you guys know about Aimme Song aka ‘Song of Style’ she has 5.5M followers and collections with Revolve. Obviously the quality is 10 times better.
This fabric looks good if you’re a 20 year old girl like the model, but not if you’re a 30 something with a bad tan

Also bets on for tomorrow’s gift,

sunnies.



💯 %
I think a perfume will be one of the other gifts.
 
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