Lorna Luxe #7 A vuury good primer = a perfect base, or is it a filter? Check Celebface

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Chattingaboutgossip said:
The makeup/products that she gets all over white clothing gives me anxiety

Also that was a great screenshot of her filler-ful lips

Also... I know lots of you are going to hate me for travelling but I have to say that I think LL is making the checks etc. sound more thorough than they actually are (surprise surprise). I arrived in Santorini on Sunday and they did some random temperature checks but didn’t check many people at all. Also she will probably play down how busy it is here but there are lots of people in the town and haven’t seen any other tourists wearing masks.
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Get out your binoculars @Chattingaboutgossip !!
she probably doesn’t go anywhere other than the mirror and the balcony !!
She’s such a liar liar 🤥

Its_Me said:
If you go in any top restaurants in South of France they very rarely have whispering angel it’s been made popular by Brits and Americans but it’s by far the best Rosé. Remember when she tried the ‘vintage version’ and she didn’t like it 😂 weak palette darling. A bit like my alcoholic auntie who only drinks one type of white wine and thinks anything else is horrid.


WHAT THE duck IS THAT I CANT BREATHE JUST LOOKING AT IT
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I remember when they 1st went to Santorini she said he gets the sunbeds and she chooses the wine hmmmmm. Now they just drink Whispering Angel they must be paying the UnLuxes a lot fo advertise It do you think they pay in £££ or 🍾 .
They def think they’re like celebrities you know the ones that call in advance and say the want a bowl of only yellow smarties !!🙄

MotherofDragons said:
I just don't get why she would still be drinking French wine whilst in Italy and Greece. I haven't had the pleasure of going to Italy yet (saving it for my honeymoon) but when I have been to Greece the locally made house wine is always gorgeous and i'd rather support their local winemakers. Well actually I do know why she does this, she thinks you couldn't possibly appear to be luxe-ing it up if you're drinking anything but Whispering Angel.


I'm so confused when she posts like this, because her hair doesnt look particularly curly of frizzy to dry like this, it's like she purposefully messes it up to get that freshly dragged through a hedge look
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We always drink the local wine on holiday ... It’s rude not too 🙄. Pompous Pratts
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem said:
that BRALETTE is going to be wonderful with a bigger bust! Said no one ever.
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Extra small bust, small bust, medium bust, large bust....no one should be walking around in that thing. I literally didn’t think her collection could get any worse! Everything about it is wrong. SO wrong! Especially for hot weather. Did they just have some leftovers from the Terri set and decided they were doing sustainable fashion all of a sudden!? Who’s asking about it? Who!? Get them sectioned.
 
Wait - the best is yet to come! Introducing the Care Bear masquerade costume “Pussy Galore”. I wonder if it isn’t inspired by her bathrobe 😂
Be the first to buy it!


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She does like to show off her slightly larger than life clacker , and at the opposite end of the spectrum, her tinxy tits.

Camelhoof Galore. Dead. I have a feeling that Santorini will provide us with all the material we need for the next thread title! 😆😷

Also... I’m delighted to learn that we have a Tattle Field Agent on the ground in Santorini. Surely... surely... this is the time... 🙏🏼 (We will not judge you @Chattingaboutgossip Its business! You’re an entrepreneur just like Lorns!) just remember to have CELEBFACE on speed dial..
 
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who heard OM say do you want a present now ? In this video ? Surely he didn’t mean the WA?
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When she was in Amalf she said she had been swimming for the 1st time in about 10 years ?
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I hope he’s got SPF on his nose hey @Jasmine 😂😂😂😂
 

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AllAboutTheMayhem said:
She does like to show off her slightly larger than life clacker , and at the opposite end of the spectrum, her tinxy tits.

Camelhoof Galore. Dead. I have a feeling that Santorini will provide us with all the material we need for the next thread title! 😆😷

Also... I’m delighted to learn that we have a Tattle Field Agent on the ground in Santorini. Surely... surely... this is the time... 🙏🏼 (We will not judge you @Chattingaboutgossip Its business! You’re an entrepreneur just like Lorns!) just remember to have CELEBFACE on speed dial..
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Tinxy tits 🤣🤣😭😭 elaborate!! 🤔
 
How do they not go out of their minds on holiday?! John was working but Lorna stayed at their hotel/apartment all day.. They barely eat (to be fair I have seen more food on day 1 of Santorini than on the whole Amalfi holiday😂) and just drink rose all day without actually venturing out and exploring? Just a small walk would do ffs. I doubt she exercises or reads so what the hell does she do?

Imagine going on holiday but you sit in doors putting on face and hair masks, dolling yourself up, having a few photos in a boiling furry playsuit with a bathrobe belt attached and rose in tow, whilst your husband tries on your jewellery and whaddayaknow it’s then time to take your make up off, have a bit more rose, got to bed and start all over again the next day. Why do they go abroad??

I’m also yet to catch up on all the recent comments but anyone think the Phillip Kingsley treatment has barely done anything? The only reason the after photos look different is because she’s had her hair dyed and she’s not pulling the hair apart but pushing together to give it the full appearance. If she would bloody leave it alone and not wash it every single day I’m sure it would make all the difference.
 
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Yes he said “ did you want one of your presents”
Such scripted shite. Crack on & advertise your gluttony and greed some more..it’s so appealing... 🤢

I can’t help but wonder what point she thinks she’s proving. I feel sure that on top of the very obvious daddy issues she was bullied at school. Which is sad.. because this is the outcome. Underneath is a deeply unhappy person particularly with her face and her body.. id say her needs were not met as a child... and the only thing that temporarily fixes her and makes her smile is stuff. Materialistic stuff fills that void....until that hit wears off and she needs more stuff...
 
Its_Me said:
I think he does something on his own as well as being part of HSBC, look him up on companies house.

But anyway, she’s most probably talking utter bollocks trying to make him sound more important than he is.
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Isn’t that just the management committee limited company for the flats that they live in? Can’t be bothered to search to check so might be wrong.
 
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