Lorna Luxe #7 A vuury good primer = a perfect base, or is it a filter? Check Celebface

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The makeup/products that she gets all over white clothing gives me anxiety

Also that was a great screenshot of her filler-ful lips

Also... I know lots of you are going to hate me for travelling but I have to say that I think LL is making the checks etc. sound more thorough than they actually are (surprise surprise). I arrived in Santorini on Sunday and they did some random temperature checks but didn’t check many people at all. Also she will probably play down how busy it is here but there are lots of people in the town and haven’t seen any other tourists wearing masks.
 

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Latest insta story. Filming and it’s already had a bite out of! She’s such a woman!!

and do one with your whispering angel! Rosé smosé. Doesn’t make u elite cos you drink rose 😂🥴
If you go in any top restaurants in South of France they very rarely have whispering angel it’s been made popular by Brits and Americans but it’s by far the best Rosé. Remember when she tried the ‘vintage version’ and she didn’t like it 😂 weak palette darling. A bit like my alcoholic auntie who only drinks one type of white wine and thinks anything else is horrid.

Another ITS drop... a terry bralette?!!
WHAT THE duck IS THAT I CANT BREATHE JUST LOOKING AT IT
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If you go in any top restaurants in South of France they very rarely have whispering angel it’s been made popular by Brits and Americans but it’s by far the best Rosé. Remember when she tried the ‘vintage version’ and she didn’t like it 😂 weak palette darling. A bit like my alcoholic auntie who only drinks one type of white wine and thinks anything else is horrid.


WHAT THE duck IS THAT I CANT BREATHE JUST LOOKING AT IT
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I just don't get why she would still be drinking French wine whilst in Italy and Greece. I haven't had the pleasure of going to Italy yet (saving it for my honeymoon) but when I have been to Greece the locally made house wine is always gorgeous and i'd rather support their local winemakers. Well actually I do know why she does this, she thinks you couldn't possibly appear to be luxe-ing it up if you're drinking anything but Whispering Angel.

I just don't get this witch..who uses filters freely without admission and then goes on camera with hair like that. BRUSH IT witch. It's not like she was caught off guard..this annoying hag turned the camera on herself..View attachment 197851 q
I'm so confused when she posts like this, because her hair doesnt look particularly curly of frizzy to dry like this, it's like she purposefully messes it up to get that freshly dragged through a hedge look
 
I just don't get why she would still be drinking French wine whilst in Italy and Greece. I haven't had the pleasure of going to Italy yet (saving it for my honeymoon) but when I have been to Greece the locally made house wine is always gorgeous and i'd rather support their local winemakers. Well actually I do know why she does this, she thinks you couldn't possibly appear to be luxe-ing it up if you're drinking anything but Whispering Angel.


I'm so confused when she posts like this, because her hair doesnt look particularly curly of frizzy to dry like this, it's like she purposefully messes it up to get that freshly dragged through a hedge look
She totally does it intentionally she’s bleeping mental

She had to be trolling me with this comment after I said her hair pic was flipped!
 

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I just don't get this witch..who uses filters freely without admission and then goes on camera with hair like that. BRUSH IT witch. It's not like she was caught off guard..this annoying hag turned the camera on herself..View attachment 197851 q
I think she thinks it looks like her hair has loads of volume when instead it looks like she been dragged through a bush
 
OF COURSE another drop... so she’s probably expensing this trip back to ITS the same as Amalfi. Luxe my ass. Never pays for anything.

Also I know someone who works with Mr Luxe, he is senior enough in a UK bank but definitely NOT “Luxe” lifestyle salary.
His colleagues must take the piss on the regular about the whole ‘Luxe’ thing. My husband would rather die than be humiliated publicly in that way, he would be laughed out of his building!!
 
She mentioned John has a meeting to do this morning, how does that work then? Is he basically working from wherever they go in the world? Banks especially the big ones are super strict on not taking your laptop out unnecessarily due to risk of theft or loss of confidential data. Which is right. If you were a customer of a bank and found their employees carting your data around the world, whilst they lie on the beach I wouldnt be too happy.

I wonder if he could get in trouble from LL exposing that he’s with her when he should be wfh
 
She mentioned John has a meeting to do this morning, how does that work then? Is he basically working from wherever they go in the world? Banks especially the big ones are super strict on not taking your laptop out unnecessarily due to risk of theft or loss of confidential data. Which is right. If you were a customer of a bank and found their employees carting your data around the world, whilst they lie on the beach I wouldnt be too happy.

I wonder if he could get in trouble from LL exposing that he’s with her when he should be wfh
I think he does something on his own as well as being part of HSBC, look him up on companies house.

But anyway, she’s most probably talking utter bollocks trying to make him sound more important than he is.
 
She mentioned John has a meeting to do this morning, how does that work then? Is he basically working from wherever they go in the world? Banks especially the big ones are super strict on not taking your laptop out unnecessarily due to risk of theft or loss of confidential data. Which is right. If you were a customer of a bank and found their employees carting your data around the world, whilst they lie on the beach I wouldnt be too happy.

I wonder if he could get in trouble from LL exposing that he’s with her when he should be wfh
I wouldn't believe half the things that verbally vom from her mouth...she trys so hard to really make him seem sooo important...
 
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