Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

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She’s been flashing her tits all week and now she’s promoting something ‘modest’ Fukkin hilarious .
 

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LittleBirdie said:
The shoulder pads on that dress are so poorly fitted - it looks so cheap and nasty.

Wish she’d quit it with that bloody nipple bra. I’m not offended by nipples - if they’re there, they’re there. But why go to the effort of faking them?!

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She thinks she's in SATC again when Samantha has the fake nipples.

She looks ridiculous
 
Well if it wasn’t you know the simp has bought you one now . FUKKIN hell her non stop Bragging stories are sickening today .
She must be sick in the head . She don’t have the lifestyle that she thinks she has . She’s got all these cars,diamonds, Designer bags, fake teef, fake hair, fake face , fake body now but lives in a concrete bunker and only goes to freebie brand events . She’s got no friends/family that entertain her, the only ones that are present are also at whatever freebie brand event , benefits ££££ them the most .
She bangs on about watching The Holiday numerous times .. Why didn’t she rent somewhere in the Cotswolds and pick up the Xmas dinner that the Raisins ordered from M&S and relive a memory that they never had ( The Holiday) but she’s dreamt about .. FFS
It could be his last Christmas and she’s making it all about her . Such a vile person and why so many aspire to be like her is beyond me .
 

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Helloooo my lovelies ❤️ Haven’t been here for a while, and haven’t followed Lorna for too long. Life happened 😂 Popped another baby, and 24 hours is not enough with a toddler + baby 😂 Missed you guys!

2 questions for a quick recap:
1) did they sell the flat / did we ever get to se more pictures????
2) what’s up with she being so skinny all of a sudden? Ozempic?
 
Hej said:
Helloooo my lovelies ❤ Haven’t been here for a while, and haven’t followed Lorna for too long. Life happened 😂 Popped another baby, and 24 hours is not enough with a toddler + baby 😂 Missed you guys!

2 questions for a quick recap:
1) did they sell the flat / did we ever get to se more pictures????
2) what’s up with she being so skinny all of a sudden? Ozempic?
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Welcome back .. congratulations on your family
. 1. Check out Rightmove 2 bed flat Horsham
2. That’s what we’re all thinking
 
Ohmydays said:
Welcome back .. congratulations on your family
. 1. Check out Rightmove 2 bed flat Horsham
2. That’s what we’re all thinking
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Thank you 🥰

Omg the flat is even worse than I imagened 😱😭😂 The bathroom???? No wonder the was always sitting on the floor in the spare bedroom 😂😂😂😂😂 and the fact that she was giving the illusion of staying in the whole house/mansion 😭😂😭😂 don’t know if I should laugh or cry 🤡
 
Just to add: the ghost house is terrible but now I know why she loves it, deg some kind of weird upgrade from the two bedroom flat 😂 Since I’m not from the UK: is the ghost house pricey? Like, what is the price of it, and how is the price compared to other houses?
 
Truthtales said:
I wonder if John has someone separate from lornarrrrr, a companion who cares and he spends quality time with. I hope so. Because she isn't playing the role, someone must be? I suspect also he isn't at the bunker full time. It just can't be an enjoyable way to be spending time.

Eta~ is HH still up, even since the reduction in £??
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I did wonder if he has another girlfriend maybe, they’ve broken up and just living separate lives behind the scenes .
I mean who knows with these two 🤷🏽‍♀️
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pink_norris said:
Worst acting I’ve ever seen
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Nooo, remember the awful Pengaligons christmas advert??
Running around the garden and hiding perfumes in the car 😂😂😂😂
 
Oh dear, I have to say, I find this very sad! For anyone who’s previously been very poorly with an eating disorder, to have lost so much weight very quickly, have an alarming amount of their hair fall out and describe their diet as “living on nerves” these are all really worrying signs! I know she’s a lying trollop, but I could still never wish ill health on anyone. She really needs take a big step back from all the socialising and look after herself a bit (which doesn’t include getting manicures and Botox, I mean actual good health) and heaven forbid look after John a bit too! I’m guessing John really was the glue holding her together and since he hasn’t been able to as much as he used to, she’s really unraveling.
 

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Oh dear, I have to say, I find this very sad! For anyone who’s previously been very poorly with an eating disorder, to have lost so much weight very quickly, have an alarming amount of their hair fall out and describe their diet as “living on nerves” these are all really worrying signs! I know she’s a lying trollop, but I could still never wish ill health on anyone. She really needs take a big step back from all the socialising and look after herself a bit (which doesn’t include getting manicures and Botox, I mean actual good health) and heaven forbid look after John a bit too! I’m guessing John really was the glue holding her together and since he hasn’t been able to as much as he used to, she’s really unraveling.
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Maybe I’m an absolute witch, but I don’t find it sad and I don’t care. She’s a horror of a person who has continually abandoned her husband for the lure of hangers on who can give her nights out and selfies. Instead of John’s illness focusing her mind on what actually matters, she’s still preoccupied with frivolities. She’s a nasty piece of work and perhaps I am too for failing to wish her well. But there we are.
 
Phil I Buster said:
Maybe I’m an absolute witch, but I don’t find it sad and I don’t care. She’s a horror of a person who has continually abandoned her husband for the lure of hangers on who can give her nights out and selfies. Instead of John’s illness focusing her mind on what actually matters, she’s still preoccupied with frivolities. She’s a nasty piece of work and perhaps I am too for failing to wish her well. But there we are.
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I think i sit in both camps here - as I & others have said before John created the monster by spoiling her & always letting her have her way 😳 but he's clearly very unwell & it wouldn't hurt her to take some time to put his needs first! But my guess is he is saying "no it's fine you get yourself out" & she puts up no argument & fucks off out as if she doesn't have a care in the world! With the weight & hair loss she can't see that stress is probably only part of the reason the other is her constant partying which takes its toll eventually.

I agree though that she is preoccupied with frivolities & her hangers on! She has no real long term friends from.what I can see. I'm talking about the type that will come to the house with snacks & watch movies & chat tit ❤️ I would add to that she really lacks credibility - every day / week she has a new favourite hair product or skin care & the bragging & designer labels is off the scale & she is just not relatable at all
 
Is she reverting back to the insane bragging days of old?
Maybe these ridiculous nipple bras are part of her revving up to a boob job as part of the widow make over?

And dont forget we have johns Xmas present haul for the spoiled princess to look forward to as well….

All smoke and Mirrors.

(I feel sure it’s a bit late for the Chanel giveaway ? Hopefully Chanel have told her to get FUCKED! )
 
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